LATEST..................BUNTY ALSO MAKES NEW YEARS RESOLOUTION.....

WE HEAR TONIHT BUNTY HAS VOWED TO CUT DOWN ON CIGARS AS A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION. YES SHE SAYS AHE WILL CUT DOWN DRASTICALLY BY SMOKING ONE LESS PER DAY. SHE CURRENTLY SMOKES 300 A DAY....SO NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE THERE THEN BUNTY.........

ANDY MAKES NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS.....................

ANDY HAS SAID HES MADE SOME NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS.....

1) TO EAT MORE SAUSAGES ???

2) TO MARRY BETTY?? ALREADY MARRIED??

3) TO RULE THE AIRWAVES WITH RADIO BANGER??

4) TO BE PRIME MINISTER???

SO THE SAME AS LAST YEARS THEN, GOOD LUCK ANDY !!!

SPECIAL REPORT..........STEVEN HALL

STEVEN HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT ANDY IS NOW INTERFERING WITH AVIATION TRAVE WITH HIS BANGERS BROADCASTS. APPARANTLEY PILOTS HAVE BEEN VERY ANNOYED WITH BURSTS OF BROADCASTS INTERFERING WITH AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL FOR LANDING OF FLIGHTS...PLANES HAVE BEEN LEFT CIRCLING FOR HOURS WAITING TO LAND BECAUSE OF RADIO BANGER INTERNATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENTS WITH MUSIC OF VERA LYN AND PEE WEE HUNT BEING PLAYED. THE AVIATION AUTHORITY HAVE DEMANDED AN EXPLANATION..........THANKS STEVE FOR UPDATE

BREAKING...............ANDY DEMANDS EXPLANATION FOR BURNT CHRISTMAS DINNER

WE ARE HEARING THAT NEARLY A WEEK ON ANDY HAS SAID THAT BARNWELL, MR STAINES AND STEVEN HALL ARE STILL EXPECTED FOR DINNER. THE PLATES ARE IN PLACE AND THE DINNERS STILL IN THE OVEN ANDY SAID AND WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR ALL THREE TO TURN UP. BETTY SWEATED NEARLY A WEEK OVER THAT TURKEY HE SAYS WE ARE STILL WAITING TO SERVE IT......DEAR O DEAR

MORE...............

WE HEAR THAT BOTH ANDY AND LARRY NEEDED MEDICAL ATTN AFTER CLASHING IN THE VERULAM STUDIO ON XMAS EVE ON SAT SUPREME. APPARANTLEY LARRY STORMED IN ON ANDY ON THE XMAS EVE SHOW LIVE ON AIR....AFTERWARDS WITNESSES REPORTED AN ALTERCATION TAKING PLACE DOWN STAIRS IN THE VERULAM BUILDING. POLICE WERE CALLED AND PARAMEDICS BOTH SUFFERED CUTS AND BRUISES...BUT WOLD YOU BELIVE BOTH KISSED AND MADE UP AFTERWARDS, BUTH THEN ANOTHER ROW BROKE OUT.....WE BELIEVE LARRY IS STILL IN THE UK AND ANDY HAS BEEN DISCHARGED HOSPITAL...IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE END TO THE SHOW ON XMAS EVE.............

WATCH FOR UPDATES ON NEW YEARS EVE SHOW.............................

LATEST.................BOTH ANDY & LARRY NEEDED MEDICAL ATTENTION......DETAILS LATER

BREAKING............ANDY TO START UP EMERGENCY CLEANING BUSINESS IN NEW YEAR????

BRACE YOURSELVES ANDY HAS SAID HES THINKING OF STARTING UP HIS OWN EMERGENCY WINDOW CLEANING SERVICE IN THE NEW YEAR...WINDOWS EVERYWHERE IN GREAT BRITIAN BEWARE..........

LATEST..............ANDY SAYS IT WILL BE A WHITE CHRISTMAS??????

TONIGHT ANDY HAS SAID IT WILL BE A WHITE CHRISTMAS AT THE BANGOR RESIDENCE, APPARANTLEY HE SAID THIS IS BECAUSE BOTH HIM AND BETTY SUFFER FROM DANDRUFF...NO SIGN OF BUNTY OR BASIL WHO WILL BE ELSEWHERE THIS YEAR....

LATEST........ANDY EXPECTS EVERYONE TO ATTEND CHRISTMAS DINNER

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS ONCE AGAIN ASKED BARNWELL, DERECK AND STEVEN TO BE AT HIS HOUSE AT 2PM ON CHRISTMAS DAY FOR DINNER. THIS DESPITE THEM TELLING ANDY THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND. APPARANTLEY ANDY HAS INSISTED HE WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER...MEANWHILE BOTH DERECK AND STEVE HAVE SAID THEY ARE ON AIR ON XMAS DAY AND BARNWELL SAYING HE IS OUT OF THE AREA ON ANOTHER ENGAGEMENT...WE HEAR THAT DARRELL HAS SAID IF IT SHUTS ANDY UP HE WILL SEND A DUMMY OF HIMSELF TO BE THERE AT THE DINNER TABLE.........

BREAKING...............LARRY TO BE IN STUDIO ON CHRISTMAS EVE

SAT SUPREME HAS LEARNED THAT LARRY IS IN TH UK AND WILL BE IN THE STUDIO ON SAT SUPREME ON CHRISTMAS EVE. ANDY HAS LAUGHED OFF THE NEWS SAYING HES READY FOR THE FIGHT OF THE YEAR WITH THE BIT OF A BARRY. COULD BE FIREWORKS ON SAT............

CHRISTMAS IN BANGOR LAND............LATEST

THE TURKEY ANDY SAYS HAS BEEN COOKING SINCE LAST SATURDAY AND IS GOING WELL, HOPEFULLY IT SHOULD BE DONE BY CHRISTMAS DAY..ALSO ANDY HAS BEEN VISTING HIS NEIGHBOURS DRESSED AS SANTA GIVING THEM MINCE PIES, ALTHOUGH WE UNDERSTAND THAT THEY WERE NOT COOKED PROPERLY. BETTY IS ALSO WEARING A BEARD WE HEAR, AND SCARING THE LOCALS.....

LATEST..................BUNTY WISHING FOR A SMOKEY CHRISTMAS

WE TOLD YOU THAT BUNTY WAS HOPING FOR A SMOKEY CHRISTMAS . WE HEAR THAT SHE IS URGING PEOPLE TO SMOKE AS MANY CIGARS AS POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY WOMEN. SHE SAYS SHE WILL BE PUFFING AWAY FROM THE MOMENT SHE WAKES UP TILL SHE GOES TO SLEEP AND SO WILL ALL HER HORSES..LIGHT ONE FOR ME THIS CHRISTMAS SHE SAYS..........

LATEST.....WILL IT BE A WHITE CHRITSMAS IN HERTS?...WE HAVE THE LATEST FORECAST TOMORROW...

BREAKING..................BUNTY DREAMING OF A SMOKEY CHRISTMAS ........DETAILS TOMORROW

LATEST..................CHRISTMAS COMES TO BANGOR LAND...UPDATE

CHRISTMAS HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IN BANGOR LAND. WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS BOUGHT 2 REINDEERS, ALTHOUGH ANDY HAS MORE OF A REDNOSE, CHRISTMAS LIGHTS HAVE BEEN PUT UP AROUND THE RESIDENCE AND CAN BE SEE FOR MILES AND REPORTS SAY THAT THEY HAVE EVEN BLINDED SOME DRIVERS, ALSO NEIGHBOURS SAY THAT THE LIGHTS ARE SO BRIGHT THEY DONT HAVE TO PUT THEIR OWN LIGHTS ON. ARTIFICAL SNOW HAS ALSO BEEN PUT IN THE BANGOR FIELDS. ALSO CHRISTMAS SONGS HAVE PLAYED WE HEAR ON RADIO BANGER INTERNATIONAL AT INTERVALS AS PART OF HIS TEST TRANSMISSION FOR CHRISTMAS EVE.............

LATEST.....CHRISTMAS COMES TO BANGOR LAND...DETAILS TOMORROW & ALL THIS WEEK....

UPDATES SOON.....

STILL DOUBTFUL ABOUT THE VERLAM CHOIR APPEARING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW????

WE HEAR THAT THE VERULAM CHOIR THE FIRST TIME IN ITS HISTORY ON THE STAION MAY NOT BE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW AGAIN. WE UNDERSTAND THAT THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A ROW IN THE CHOIR BETWEEN THEM AND ANDY OVER WHAT CAROLS TO SING ON AIR... THIS FOLLOWS RECENT REPORTS OF THE CHOIR SUFFERING WITH FLU. DARRELL PRESENTER OF SAT SUPREME IS NOT HAPPY............

ANDY SELLING ILLEGAL HOLLY......BEWARE

WE HAVE RECIEVED REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING ILLEGAL HOLLY FOR CHRISTMAS..ONE PERSON SAID I KISSED MY HUSBAND UNDER IT TO TRY IT OUT AND I GOT IT STUCK IN MY HAIR, ANOTHER SAID I AM STILL RECOVERING FROM INJURIES I RECIEVED THROUGH HANDLING IT.. DO NOT BUY THIS HOLLY ITS ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS, WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE ANDY OBTAINED THIS, HE CLAIMS HE GREW IT IN HIS FIELD.......

SPECIAL REPORT...................ANDY BROADCASTING AGAIN!!!

STEVEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR SENT SAT SUPREME A RECORDING OF ANDY DOING TESTS TRANSMISSIONS YET AGAIN FROM THE BANGER RESIDENCE, WE HEAR HE HAS KNOCKED SEVERAL STATIONS OFF THEIR FREQUENCIES AND INTRERFERED WITH SOME TV STAIONS TOO, HOW DOES HE DO IT????....WE HEAR OFFCOM HAVE BEEN INFORMED...THANKS STEVE

LATEST......BASIL BANGER UNDER ATTACK AGAIN

BASIL BANGER FEARS FOR ANOTHER ATTACK THIS XMAS. HE HAS SAID THAT HE WONT GO OUT FROM THE 24TH TO 26TH DEC AS HE SIAD THAT HE WILL BE UNDER ATTACK FROM A BLOKE WITH A BEARD WHO IS CARRYING A SACK ON HIS BACK WITH WHAT HE THINKS WILL HAVE WEAPONS IN IT.....DEAR O DEAR

WEATHER WATCH ISSUED FOR SNOW DETAILS LATER..................

BREAKING.....BUNTY SAYS CONDOR HAS FLU.....Bunty has told us that her horse Condor has the flu, he has been drinking brandy and she has brought him in to her house so he can sit in front of the fire to keep warm. He has had a bath and on two paracetamol every 2 hours and a cigar.....

LATEST....BETTYS DENTURES FALL OUT...We hear bettys dentures fell out in her sleep last night. We also hear that Andy had a bit of a shock because he had a rude awakening because as he turned over in bed he was faced with bettys dentures on his pillow. She forgot to take them out before she went to bed apparantley....

BUNTY TO SUE OVER NEIGHBOURS COMPLAINING ABOUT HER HORSES SMOKING

WE HERE BUNTY IS SUEING HER NEIGHBOUR OVER CONTINUED COMPLAINTS ABOUT HER HORSES SMOKING. HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR HAS SAID IT CONTINOUSLY COMES OVER MY GARDEN AND IS UNHEALTHY AND HAZARDOUS...BUNTY SAID SHE IS TAKING IT FURTHER.........

LATEST.............ANDY CAUSING MORE TROUBLE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS YET AGAIN BEEN UPSETTING HIS NEIGHBOURS BY PLAYING REPEAT BROADCASTS OF TESTS TRANSMISSIONS AND BOTH OFFCOM AND THE POLICE HAVE RECIEVED COMPLAINTS OF NUISANCE NOISE......

BREAKING.............ANDY TO OPEN BANGER RESIDENCE TO THROUGH THE KEYHOLE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY AND BETTY ARE T OPEN THE DOORS OF THE BANGER RESIDENCE FOR THE PUBLIC TO SEE ON THE NEW SERIES OF THROUGH THE KEYHOLE...I WONDER IF THEY WILL GUESS ITS ME HE SAID IM TOO FAMOUS, BUT CERTAIN ANTIQUES IN THE HBOUSE LIKE BETTY OR SAUSAGES OR MY PIPES MAY GIVE IT AWAY......DEAR O DEAR

EXCLUSIVE....................LARRY SAYS HES HEADING FOR THE UK IN DAYS........

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT LARRY IS HEADING FOR THE UK, HES TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT HE WILL BE IN THE COUNTRY WITHIN DAYS......

BREAKING.... WARNING OVER .ANDY SELLING DODGY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

WE HAVE BEEN HEARING THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS TO SHOPS AND THE PUBLIC...APPARANTLY THEY HAVE SPARKED FIRES, WITH ALSO BULBS BLOWING AND LARGE BANGS BEING HEARD. ALREADY THERE HAVE BEEN A NUMBER OF COMPLAINTS WITH PEOPLE WANTING REFUNDS....( DO NOT BUY THESE LIGHTS THEY ARE DANGEROUS, THEY GO UNDER THE NAME BANGERS BULBS FOR CHRISTMAS)....

LATEST................

ANDY SAYS THAT HE HAS THE ANSWER TO THE EURO DEFICIT, HE SAID HE WILL BAIL OUT THE EURO COUNTRIES BY OFFERING THEM SHARES IN HIS BUSINESS VENTURES, WELL I GUESS ITS ALL OVER FOR THE EURO THEN...DEAR O DEAR

MORE UPDATES & THIS WEEKS SCHEDULE TOMORROW......................

BREAKING............BIG CHANGES TO HAPPEN TO WEBSITE IN NEW YEAR .....WATCH FOR UPDATES>>

LATEST...................WNDY DEMANDS TO KNOW WHOS COMING FOR XMAS DINNER?????

ANDY SAYS THAT BETTY HAS BEEN SHOPPING FOR THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY ALREADY AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHOS COMING FOR DINNER THIS YEAR HE EXPECTS NO EXCUSES FROM MR STAINES, MR HALL, AND BARNWELL....DEAR O DEAR

UPDATE ON VERULAM CHOIR...............

EARLIER WE TOLD YOU THAT THE VERULAM CHOIR HAVE ALL GONE DOWN WITH FLU. APPARANTLEY THEY WERE TO BEGIN THIS WEEK ON SAT SUPREME WITH THE FIRST CAROLS OF THE SEASON, BUT WE HEAR THEY ALL IN BED WITH THE FLU.....WE WISH THEM WELL......

ANDY & BETTY KNIGHTED........

ANDY & BETTY HAVE BEEN KNIGHTED BY THE QUEEN ACCORDING TO ANDY. HE SAYS THAT AFTER THE KNIGHTINGS ON WEDNESDAY THIS WEEK ALONG WITH OTHER WELL KNOWN NAMES( ALTHOUGH HOW ANDY & BETTY FIT IN WE DONT KNOW) THEY WERE KNIGHTED . ANDY IS NOW LORD BANGER, AND BETTY DAME, OR LADY BANGER.........

BREAKING....THE RADIO VERULAM CHOIR GO DOWN WITH FLU...DETAILS LATER

JUST IN...,ANDY GIVES HIS AUTUMN BUDGET STATEMENT....Andy in his Autumn budget statement today said .Theres nothing for anyone, and maybe no christmas present for Betty this year!.. These are tough times even for poor sausages he said..,. Dear o Dear

BREAKING...ANDYS WIND TURBINES BLAMED FOR TODAYS GALES....We hear Andy has come under fire and been blamed for todays windy conditions across herts after testing out his 2 wind Turbines in his field.... Dear o Dear

SPECIAL REPORT..... Steven hall from the Andy hour tells us that Andy is in trouble with his neighbour after being carless with his pipe again. Apparantley Andys pipe sparked a fire and set alight his next door neighbours washing which went up in a puff of smoke, now hes being sued. Thanks for the update Steve ..

LATEST....BUNTY PREFERS A CIGAR TO A MAN! .... Bunty has revealed she would prefer a cigar to male company anytime. She said a cigar doesnt let me down, or answer back, and lasts longer..... Yes bunty except when they go out as yours did recently..

BREAKING......ANDY TO TAKE PART IN SANTA RUN? ....Andy we hear is planning to take part in an annual Santa run. The run will be with 300 other santas for a charity. However the organisers though have refused to let Andy run with a pipe, as they say this does not give Santa hes original image. Andy is making a fuss...

UPDATE............ANDYS RECOVERY SERVICE GOES IN TO LIQUIDATION!!!.

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDYS RECOVERY SERVICE HAS GONE UNDER. APPARANTLEY THE SERVICE COULD NOT MEET THE EXPENSES OF ITS CUSTOMERS, AND THAT ANDY COULD NOT MEET THE DEMANDS OF ITS CUSTOMERS WITH ANDY CLAIMING THAT AT SOME DIFFICULT TIMES WHEN NO OTHER PATROL VEHICLES WERE AVAILABLE HE HAD TO GO OUT IN HIS MOGGY MINOR TO TOW VEHICLES BACK AS PART OF THE RESCUE SERVICE.....YES ANDY WE BELIEVE YOU!!!

BREAKING.......SCORES OF VEHICLES BREAKING DOWN OVER BANGERS FUEL....

STLL NEWS COMING IN OF MANY MANY VEHICLES BREAKING DOWN AFTER DRIVERS BEING DUPED IN TO BUYING ANDY BANGERS CHEAP FUEL . MANY CARS, VANS AND LOORIES HAVE BENN BREAKING DOWN AND SOME UNABLE TO RESTART AFTER FILLING UP. ANDY CLAIMS NO RESPONSIBILITY AND SAID NOTHING WRONG WITH IT I RUN MY MOGGY MINOR IT...........

EXCLUSIVE..........LARRY TO HEAD FOR UK WITHIN WEEKS

BREAKING..................ANDY & BUNTY APPLY FOR JUNIOR APPRENTICE

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT ANDY & BUNTY HAVE APPLIED TO BE ON THE JUNIOR APPRENTICE, NATURALLY THEY WERE TURNED DOWN DUE TO THEIR VICTORIAN AGE....BOTH HAVE COMPLAINED TO SIR ALAN SUGAR FOR DISCRIMINATION.....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.....BASIL BANGER CLAIMS HE IS UNDER ATTACK

SOURCES TELL US THAT BASIL BANGER CLAIMS HE IS YET AGAIN UNDER ATTACK, ONLY THIS TIME ITS BY PIGEONS EVEY TIME HE LEAVES THE HOUSE. WE HEAR HE HAS THREATENED THEM WITH HIS AIR RIFLES THREATENING ALL OUT WAR .....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.....................BREAKING STORIES LATER

ONLY 1 DAY LEFT TO VOTE ON OUR POLL AT BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE..WOULD YOU LIKE ANDY & LARRY TO MEET IN THE RING ...YES OR NO ? RESULTS TO BE AIRED ON THIS WEEKS SHOW....

LATEST......ANDY YET AGAIN PHONES BARNWELL DEMANDING TO BE PICKED UP......Barnwell alias Darrell Andrews presenter of Sat Supreme recieved another call of inconvenience at work from Andy this week. Darrell said he was talking to his boss when a call from Andy came through demanding to be picked up..... The arrogancy of the man!

ANDY TO HAVE A WIND TURBINE??....We hear Andy wants to put a wind turbine in to his field to create energy for his Banger residence. He even said he might even create a wind farm....Dear o Dear ....feel sorry for the neighbours!

BREAKING NEWS....BUNTYS CIGAR GOES OUT....

LATEST....BUNTY CLAIMS SHE WAS A PUPIL AT ST TRINIANS ...

A NEW POLL LAUNCHED .......WE ASK, DO YOU THINK ANDY & LARRY SHOULD MEET IN THE RING??

PLEASE VOTE YES OR NO AT BOTTOM OF PAGE, WE WILL REVEAL THE RESULTS ON NEXT WEEKS SHOW............

BREAKING...............COMPLAINTS CONTINUE OVER BANGERS BARGAIN FUEL.............

LOTS OF REPORTS COMING IN OVER VEHICLES BREAKING DOWN AND CATCHING FIRE AFTER FILLING UP AT BANGERS BARGAIN FUEL PUMP IN HIS FIELD.... WE HEAR POLICE HAVE ALSO BEEN CALLED IN NOW TO INVESTIGATE THE PROBLEM, BUT WHERE BANGER??????

LATEST..............ANDY CLAIMS DARRELL IS HIS CHAUFFER

WE HEAR THAT DARRELL PRESENTER OF SATURDAY SUPREME IS FURIOUS AFTER BEING CALLED OUT OF A COMPANY MEETING TODAY AT WORK, ONLY TO TO BE TOLD THAT ANDY BANGER HAS CALLED ON HIM TO PICK HIM UP AGAIN, APPARANTLEY HE SPOKE TO THE ADMINISTRATOR, DEMANDING TO SPEAK TO HIS CHAUFFER BARNWELL AND TO BE PICKED UP IMMEDIATLEY......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST...............SPECIAL REPORT

STEVEN HALL FROM THE SOLID GOLD MUSIC SHOW & ANDY HOUR , TELLS US APPARANTLEY ANDY IS TO GIVE HIS MOGGY MINOR A MAKE OVER, YES BUT WITH HOUSEHOLD DULUX PAINT TO COVER UP THE RUST. ALSO HE TELLS US THAT BANGER INTERNATIONAL IS S TO LAUNCH ON CTHRISTMAS EVE, WITH BANGER TURNING ON THE TRANSMITTERS IN HIS FIELD BROADCASTING ON LONG WAVE AND THE FIRST BROADCAST TO BE BY THE VERULAM CHOIR...... SHOULD BE INTERESTING....THANKS STEVE

DEVELOPING....ANDY RAISING MONEY FOR CHILDREN IN NEED...Saturday Supreme is getting disturbing reports of Andy planning to raise money for BBCs Children in Need. You will not believe what we have got to tell you...Details Tomorrow..

LATEST.....BETTY TAKES UP JOGGING...We hear supersize Betty has taken up jogging to lose a bit of weight. Betty who ways 28 stone has been seen jogging in the evenings. Apparantley the public have been shouting its olympic betty .....keep it up Betty.

BREAKING......ANDY SELLING CHEAP FUEL....We hear Andy has been making his own cheap fuel to combat forecast rise in prices. Hes opened a fuel pump in his field. Several motorists after filling up have broken down some cars reported extensive damage to engines and one even blew up....Saturday supreme urges motorists not to buy Bangers Bargain fuel....

UPDATE......We hear Andy gave a speech at his lord bangers banquet last night. As usual he went on about sausages and the age of the betty, whatever that means. We hear the speech went on for 5hrs but we understand everyone left within 5 minutes but Andy carried on.....

BREAKING...,ANDY GIVES A SPEECH AT LORD BANGERS BANQUET.....Details later

BREAKING.....ANDY PUTS IN BID FOR WORLD ATHLETICS. Yes would you believe after hearing that the Athletics is coming to England, Andy is putting in a bid to have the event held in his field...Dear o Dear

MORE UPDATES SOON.......

LATEST ON CHARACTERS...................

LARRY.....BACK IN AUSTRALIA

MABLE & BURT........CAN YOU REPEAT THAT??

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER..........LOST THE KEYS

DENNIS..........CUT OFF!!

NOSEY NORRIS.......YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME !

MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME......

LATEST.....................BUNTY HAILS COUSELLING A SUCCESS FOR CONDOR..

BUNTY HAS SAID THAT CONDOR HAS BEGUN COUNSELLING FOR HIS CIGAR ADDICTION. SHE SAID THAT CONDOR HAD SEEN A PSYCOLOGIST THIS WEEK FOR A 2 HOUR SESSION TO HELP HIM BATTLE THE PROBLEM. APPARANTLEY AFTER THE SESSION, CONDOR REACHED FOR ANOTHER CIGAR WHICH BUNTY DIDNT MIND AS SHE SAID HE WAS STRESSED, AND NEEDED TO UNWIND, APPARANTLEY HE EVEN SMILED AT HIS COUNSELLOR.....

BREAKING..................ANDY TO GO IN THE AUSTRALIAN JUNGLE WITH LARRY??????

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY AND LARRY COULD BE GOING IN TO THE JUNGLE ON IM A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE...DETAILS ARE SKETCHY BUT INITIAL REPORTS SUGGEST IT MAY BE ON THE CARDS....PRESENTERS ANT & DEC, DECLINED TO COMMENT....

LATEST............GOES ON SAUSAGE CRISIS PROTEST

WE HEAR THIS WEEK WITH THE STUDENT PROTESTS MAKING THE HEADLINES ANDY WENT ON A SAUSAGE PROTEST TO PROTEST ABOUT THE INCREASE OF PRICES OF SAUSAGES. THE MARCH WITH BETTY BUNTY AND BASIL, APPARANTLEY GOT OUT OF HAND OUTSIDE THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT WHEN THEY WOULD NOT PUT OUT THEIR PIPES CIGARS ETC BLOWING SMOKE DELIBERATELY IN THE PASSERS BY FACES, POLICE MOVED THEM ON BUT THE PROTEST CONTINUED......DEAR O DEAR

UPDATES SOON..............

BREAKING....BUNTY SAYS CONDOR ADDICTED TO CIGARS......We hear that Bunty is seeking counselling for Condor after admitting that he is a chain smoker. He has a serious problem she told us that he simply cant stop smoking cigars. He sometimes gets through 2 packets a day. She is considering putting him on menthol.....Dear o Dear

LATEST.....ANDY & LARRY TO MEET BY XMAS ?.....We hear that the ongoing fued between Andy and Larry may come to a head in the next few weeks. Sources tell us that Larry is making plans to come back to the UK......

MORE UPDATES SOON.....

LATE NEWS..............THE BANGER DISPLAY

WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS TO HOLD A FIREWORKS DISPLAY IN HIS FIELD THIS WEEKEND. HE CLAIMS IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST FIREWORK SPECTACULAR I SOUTH EAST ENGLAND. YES THERE WIL BE ONE SPARKLER AND A ROCKET....ADMISSION ON THE GATE COME AND ENJOY A SAUSAGE WITH A PIPE, WHAT A DAMP SQUIB ANDY.....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST ON CHARACTERS.................

MABLE AND BURT...........HEARING THINGS

LARRY.....WHERES ANDY, HE WAS HERE!

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER....IM A RIGHT CHARLIE

NOSEY NORRIS........WHATS HAPPENING???

CANADIAN FRIEND.....ROASTING

DENNIS.....CANT GET A CONNECTION

MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME.....

MORE...................

ANDY HAS TAKEN OUT AN INJUNCTION ON DERECK STAINES TO KEEP ALL CDS AWAY FROM THE STUDIO WHEN HE ATTENDS ON A SATURDAY, IVE WARNED HIM HE SAID AND ALSO HURT MYSELF A FEW WEEKS AGO WHEN MR SATINES FAILED TO HELP ME WHN I FELL TO THE STUDIO FLOOR. ANDY CLAIMS HES SOLICITOR HAS SENT DERECK A LETTER TO KEEP CDS OFF THE THE STUDIO FLOOR ON A SATURDAY............

JUST IN...................ANDY TAKES OUT AN INJUNCTION AGAINST DERECK STAINES.....DETAILS SOON

BREAKING...............LARRY BACK IN AUSTRALIA

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT LARRY IS BACK IN AUSTRALIA LOOKING FOR ANDY, OUR SOURCES TELL US THAT HE GAVE BILL A BONG AND SAID WHERES THE POM IM BACK, WELL LARRY HES THOUSANDS OF MILES BACK IN THE UK, MEANWHILE ANDY HAS BEEN ASKING WHERE LARRY....FOR GOODNESS SAKE WILL THESE TWO EVER MEET UP?????

LATEST..................FIREWORKS IN THE BANGER HOUSEHOLD

WE HEAR BETTY HAS CHUCKED ANDY OUT AFTER BEING AWAY IN AUSTRALIA FOR TOO LONG. FIREWORKS LITERALLY HAPPENED IN THE BANGER HOUSEHOLD, AND ANDY IS REPORTED TO BE STAYING WE BELIEVE AT THE MOMENT WITH BUNTY, BUT SHE ISNT TOO PLEASED WITH ALL HIS COLLECTION OF PIPES EVERYWHERE.....

WEATHER ALERT ISSUED FOR HERTS .........DETAILS LATER

LATEST NEWS.....FIREWORKS IN THE BANGER HOUSEHOLD....,.DETAILS TOMORROW

LATEST....ANDY HEADED FOR UK & LARRY HEADING FOR AUSTRALIA WHATS GOING ON?.....

SPECIAL REPORT......ANDY ARRIVES BACK IN UK....Steven hall from the Andy hour tells that he recieved a call from a furious stranded Andy at heathrow airport asking wheres Barnwell to pick me up. We also hear from Steven that Andy wants to start up his own political party known as the Sausage party.....whatever next

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.......WATCH OUT FOR A SCARY BETTY..

LATEST.................ANDYS VERSION OF EU IN AUSTRALIA ???

ANDY AS ALWAYS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE HEADLINES, AND WITH THIS WEEK THE EU CONFERENCE IN THE NEWS, HE HAS BEEN GOING AROUND IN AUSTRALIA SAYING EEEEEUUUUU TO PEOPLE, VERY FUNNY ANDY!!!!!

LARRYS BACK!!!!!!

SATURDAY SUPREME RECIEVED A CALL FROM LARRY TONIGHT WHO SPOKE TO ONE OF OUR RESEARCHERS, HE TOLD US IM ON TO BANGER WOULDNT GIVE HIS LOCATION, BUT VOWED TO HUNT HIM DOWN FIRST. IN A STARK WARNING HE SAID BANGERS A GONNER AND WOULD NOT BE AROUND TO SEE CHRISTMAS, IM COMING FOR HIM AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME...OUR SHOW RESEARCHER SAID ITS THE STRONGEST CALL FROM LARRY YET.......LARRY IS UPPING HIS GAME PLAN!!1

BREAKING..................BUNTY GIVING HALLOWEEN READINGS!

MEANWHILE WITH HALLOWEEN APPROACHING BUNTY HAS BEEN OFFERING PEOPLE PALM , AND CRYSTAL BALL READINGS , DRESSED UP AS A WITCH AND GIVING OUT WITCHES BREW.....

LATEST.............ANDY SCARYING THE AUSSIES

WE HEAR ANDY HAS BEEN SCARYING THE AUSSIES AHEAD OF HALLOWEEN, SAYING HE WILL PUT A SPELL ON ALL BRUCES AND SHEILAS, CLAIMING HE IS THE WIZARD OF ST ALBANS,SAYING BREW BREW BETTY IN THE BREW CUSTARD DIBBLE DUB?? AND NO WORRIES MATE...HE HAS BEEN SEEN WAVING HIS WAND AT THE NATIVES THERE.........DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.....ANDY SCARYING PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA....UPDATES TOMORROW

LATEST.....ANDY ACCUSES QUEEN OF FOLLOWING HIM

ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE HAS ACCUSED HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF FOLLOWING HIM IN AUSTALAIA. HE SAID I AM TOO BUSY ON THE TRAIL OF LARRY TO MEET UP FOR A CHAT, TEA AND A SCONE. HE URGED THE QUEEN TO STPO FOLLOWING HIM AND GO HOME, AND SAID THAT THE CROWDS HAD TURNED OUT TO SEE HIM AND NOT HER.....THE QUEEN WAS THERE FIRST ANDY...DEAR O DEAR

JUST IN...............BUNTY ADOPTS ANOTHER HORSE

WEVE JUST HEARD BUNTY HAS ADPOTED ANOTHER HORSE, NO SUPRISE THIS ONE AGAIN NAMED AFTER A CIGAR IS CALLED, CONDOR. WE HEAR THAT SHE HAS ALSO STARTED UP A CONDOR CLUB THIS ONE BEING FOR BEGINNERS WHO ARE ABOUT TO HAVE CIGAR FOR THE FIRST TIME.....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.......................THE SITUATION HOTS UP!

ANDY HAS ACCUSED LARRY OF RUNNING IN FEAR, AND SAT SUPREME HAS RECIEVED A MESSAGE FROM LARRY SAYING HES AFTER BANGER...WELL WHERE IS LARRY?..WE ALSO HEAR THAT ALL AUSSIES HAVE BEEN TOLD TO STAY INDOORS WITH THE TENSION GROWING ALSO THE AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER HAS PLEADED FOR CALM.....

BREAKING.................AS THE SITUATION BETWEEN ANDY & LARRY WORSENS WE HAVE THE LATEST LATER............WATCH FOR UPDATES

LATEST..............ANDY TO LAUNCH SAUSAGE LOTTERY

WE HEAR THAT ANDY IN LINE WITH THE RECENT INVENTION OF THE HEALTH LOTTERY IS TO CREATE HIS OWN CALLED THE SAUSAGE LOTTERY. HE SAYS EVERYONE WILL NOT WIN MONEY BUT GUESS WHAT, YES SAUSAGES....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST ON CHARACTERS.................

LARRY...........SAYING NOTHING

MABLE & BURT......CAN YOU REPEAT THAT!

DENNIS......GRANDMOTHERS OFF AGAIN

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER.......CHAS IS THE KEY

NOSEY NORRIS.......WHATS YOUR NAME?

BUNTY........WELCOME TO THE CIGAR CLUB!!!

MUCH MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME.......

LATEST..................ANDY WAS HELD IN CUSTOMS

WE HEAR THAT ANDY ACCORDING TO SOURCES WAS HELD IN AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS FOR HAVING TOO MANY SAUSAGES AND PIPES IN HIS SUITCASES. THE AUSTALIAN AUTHORITIES DENIED ENTRY TO ANDY FOR A WHILE BECAUSE OF THE CONTENTS HE WAS CARRYING, ANDY EXPLAINED I HAVE A SAUSAGE AND A DIFFERENT PIPE FOR EVERDAY OF THE WEEK HE SAID WHATS WRONG WITH THAT??? THE AUSTRALIAN BORDER CONTROL DESCRIBED HIM AS A WIERD LOOKING POM..........

BREAKING.........

ANDY APPROACHES THE AUSTRALIA TV NETWORKS FOR A SERIES ON THE BANGERS TO REPLACE NEIGHBOURS......

BREAKING...............BUNTY TO START CIGAR CLUB

BUNTY IS TO START UP A CIGAR CLUB, EVERYONE WELCOME SHE SAYS, SIGN UP TODAY AND GET A FREE CIGAR SOUVENIER......DERA O DEAR....WE HEAR SHE WAS OUT OF BREATH AFTER SHE TOLD US ABOUT THIS...

LATEST....STILL NO WORD FROM LARRY...SAT SUPREME DOES NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS UK OR AUSTRALIA????

JUST IN...................SPECIAL REPORT

STEVEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR, TELLS US THAT APPARANTLEY HE SAY ANDY BANGER AT THE DUXFORD AIR SHOW ON SATURDAY, AND HIS MOGGY MINOR WAS OUTSIDE, ANDY APPARANTLEY BRAGGED THAT HE WAS A WING COMMANDER FLYING SPITFIRES DURING THE WAR SO WAS HE IN AUSTRALIA OR NOT??....ALSO BUNTY HE SAID IS NOW GIVING PYSCHIC READING THROUGH TEA LEAVES OR IS THAT TOBACCO LEAVES??...THANKS STEVE

ANDY ON THE GOLD COAST???????

ANDY CONTACTED SAT SUPREME TODAY SAYING HE WAS ON THE GOLD COAST HAVING A FEW FOSTERS AND AN AUSSIE BANGER BUT STILL HASNT FOUND LARRY, AND OBVIUOSLY NOT MISSING POOR BETTY............

LATEST....ANDY HAS CONFIRMED HES IN AUSTRALIA, BUT STEVEN HALL SAW HIM IN DUXFORD LAST WEEKEND.....DETAILS TOMORROW

BREAKING....IS ANDY IN AUSTRALIA?....We have recieved reports that Andy may have only arrived in Australia yesterday, and that that the plane that he was on on saturday was forced to make an emergency landing because Andy would not put his pipe out...seems Andy has got some explaining to do..

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME...........15TH OCT

WE START WITH THE EVER EVOLVING ANDY HOUR......FIND OUT WHAT HES BEEN UP TO THIS WEEK, PLUS NEWS ON BUNTY TOO, AND GUEST CALLERS,

CITY CULTURES..........WASHINGTON

EVERYTHING 80S......BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

BRITIANS BEACHES.....LAST IN SERIES, GREAT YARMOUTH

COMMUNITY LIFE ....ST ALBANS IN FOCUS

PUBLIC PROFILE......JIM BOWEN

ODDLY ENOUGH...THEY ARE THE WIERDEST STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.........CELEBS IN THE NEWS

RETRO RADIO...........FLASHING BACK EVEN FURTHER IN TIME

PLUS YOUR CALLS, TXT AND EMAILS WELCOME...WE ARE ON AIR SAT 1-4 ONLINE AND 0N 92.6FM , JOIN US.

WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 15TH/16TH OCT......FAIR WEEKEND/COOLER

SATURDAY......SUNNY..62F

SUNDAY.....CLOUDIER/SUNNY SPELLS..61F

CHARACTERS LATEST....................

LARRY........WHERE IS HE????

MABLE & BURT..........IN FEAR OF IT ALL HAPPENING AGAIN

DENNIS....WHERES THE GRANDMOTHER

NOSEY NORRIS......I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER....I HAVE THE KEY

CANADIAN FRIEND.......DID SOMEONE TURN UP THE HEAT???

MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME............

ANDY MAKES A RECORDING NOW FOR SJH......

FURTHER TO HIS STAINSEY GIRL RECORDING LAST WEEK FOR DERECK, ANDY NOW WE CAN REVEAL HAS MADE A RECORDING FOR STEPHEN HALL ALSO FROM THE ANY HOUR , WE WILL HAVE THIS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW..........

LATEST.........STILL NO WORD FROM LARRY

SAT SUPREME HAS SAID THAT HAS STILL BEEN NO FURTHER WORD FROM LARRY ON HIS VISIT TO THE UK AND ON THE SHOW.......

UPDATE...............ANDYS NEW EMERGENCY SERVICE

ANDYS AMBULANCES A NEW SERVICE WOULD YOU BELIEVE, WE ARE RIGHT THERE IN AN EMERGENCY HE SAID PLEASE CALL 999939992999699939269 AN EASY NUMBER TO REMEMBER. BETTY IS TO TAKE ALL EMERGENCY CALLS AND OUR ONE PARAMEDIC WILL GET TO YOU IN A MATTER OF DAYS......DEAR O DEAR

DEVELOPING.....ANDY ANNOUNCES NEW EMERGENCY SERVICE....DETAILS SOON

BREAKING.....ANDY AGAIN SLAMS LARRY....We hear andy claiming triumph once again over the failure of Larrys arrival on last weeks show. He once again said im ready and waiting to get in the ring to show whos boss, but larrys nowhere to be seen. Andy feels he is already the winner and says he is Rocky....dear o dear

LATEST.....BETTY NOT UGLY BETTY...Andy has once again said that Betty is not the ugly Betty of the serial that is to debut in chicago. He said Betty is upset with people keep congratulating her for being ugly Betty....

MORE UPDATES SOON......................

LATEST ON CHARACTERS.....................

LARRY............WHERES MY GLOVES

CANADIAN FRIEND.......WHO TURNED UP THE HEAT?

MABLE & BURT......NICE TO HEAR IT AGAIN

CHARLIE......DONT CALL ME CHAS

DENNIS.......WHERESTHE GRANDMOTHER??

MORE ON THESE AND OTHER CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME..........

DEVELOPING.....................ANDY ISSUES WARNING TO LARRY

ANDY HAS TONIGHT ISSUED A WARNING TO AUSSIE LARRY, SAYING HE WILL BE READY FOR LARRY, WHEN HE EVENTUALLY GETS TO THE UK. HE ALSO SAID HE USED TO BE IN A GANG CLAIMING HE USED TO BE INVOLVED IN GANG WARFARE AND HAS CONTACTS.....WHAT YOU MEAN YOU WERE IN THE CHAIN GANG ANDY??...ITS BECAUSE HE HAS THE OLD PRETENDERS SONG......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.........BUNTY WANTS TO BE ANOTHER KATE ADIE?????

BUNTY HAS APPARANTLEY CONTACTED BBC NEWS TO BECOME A JOURNALIST, SHE SAID SHE WOULD BE PREPARED TO REPORT LIVE FROM ANY WAR ZONE, AS LONG AS AT ANY TIME SHE COULD HAVE A CIGAR IF THINGS GOT TOO OUT OF HAND....THIS IS BUNTY FOR BBC NEWS IN BERUIT......DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING...................ANDY MAKES A SONG FOR DERECK STAINES

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS MADE A SONG FOR DERECK OF THE ANDY HOUR, WE DONT KNOW THE REASONSWHY OR WHAT IT IS, BUT OF COURSE WE WILL PLAY IT ON THIS WEEKS SHOW.....

LATEST................ANDY SELLING DODGY JUMPERS

THIS EVENING WE HAVE LEARNT THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY JUMPERS TO THE PUBLIC, APPARANTLEY WITH LOOSE STITCHINGS IN THEM. ONE PERSON SAID I BOUGHT ONE IN GOOD FAITH WASHED IT, THEN IT WENT A DIFFERENT COLOUR AND ALL THE STITCHING FELL OUT...DO NOT BUY THESE JUNPERS ITS UNCLEAR WHERE HE GOT THEM , BUT WE URGE LISTENERS NOT TO BUY THEM...........

BREAKING..............LARRY IS TO COME TO THE UK AFTER ALL.........

OVER THE LAST 24 HOURS THERE HAVE BEEN CONFLICTING REPORTS AS TO WHETHER LARRY WAS OR NOT COMING TO TO THE UK FOR A SHOWDOWN WITH ANDY, WE HEAR HE WILL BE COMING BUT NOT UNTIL THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND, AS HE CANT FIND HIS GLOVES APPARANTLEY????

ANDY REACTS TO NEWS...............

ANDY, HAS ACCUSED LARRY OF BEING A COWARD, BY DELAYING HIS VISIT TO THUK FOR A SHOWDOWN, HE SAID I EXPECTED IT, IT PROVES THAT HES ALL WIND AND NO ACTION, HE SAID PUFFING ON HIS PIPE. ANDY WHOS BEEN TRAINING ALL WEEK IN HIS OVEN GLOVES, SAID BETTY HAS EVEN HAD TO BURN HERSLF WHILST COOKING, BECAUSE IVE BORROWED HER GLOVES HE WENT ON TO SAY, GAME, SET AND MATCH TO ME ANDY THE HERO........STEADY ANDY...DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.......LARRY DELAYS ARRIVAL TO UK?????

WE HAVE JUST HEARD THAT LARRY HAS DELAYED ARRIVAL TO UK THIS WEEK TO MEET ANDY, HIS AGENT SID THIS IS DUE TO UNKNOWN REASONS..........

LATEST.....SAT SUPREME Discovers where the Bangors residence is? details on this weeks show on saturday....

SPECIAL REPORT....Steven hall tells us that bunty has bought another horse for next years Grand National called Mannakin of couse named after another brand of cigar. Andy has got himself in to a spot of bother after he tried to take down a transmitter ariel off a famous building. A lady reported him to the police..... Thanks steve.

DEVELOPING..................ANDY & BETTY.... ANDY ISSUES ULTIMATUM....DEODRANT OR DIVORCE

WE HEAR TONIGHT AFTER THE PIPE CONVENTION ANDY & BETTY HAD A ROW. WE UNDERSTAND THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SAYING ALL WEEK THAT HE HAS HAD TO PUT UP WITH A SWEATY BETTY IN THIS WEATHER, HES NOW TOLD HER ITS DEODRANT OR DIVORCE?? WELL......

LATEST....ANDY HELD COLLECTORS PIPE CONVENTION THIS EVENING........

WE HEAR ANDY TOLD ONE PERSON WHO BROUGHT A PIPE ALONG WHAT A USELESS THING THAT WAS, AND SAID HE COULD THINK OF A FEW USES WHERE TO STICK THAT AND CERTAINLY NOT FOR SMOKING, THE MAN WALKED OFF INSULTED. WE UNDERSTAND ANDY DID NOT LIKE ANY OF THEIR PIPES THAT WERE BROUGHT ALONG AND INSISTED HIS WAS THE BEST....WHAT ARROGANCY!

LATEST.............ANDY SAYS ITS BEEN COLDEST WEEK EVER???

WELL, IN THE MIDST OF A HOT SPELL, ANDY SAYS HES WEATHER GAUGE SAYS ITS BEEN THE COLDEST EVER WEEK ON RECORD..HOW CAN THAT BE?????????????

DEVELOPING..............BUNTY SETS HER HAIR ON FIRE

WE HEAR THAT TODAY BUNTY WHILST HAVING A MATURE CIGAR SET HER HAIR ACCIDENTALLY ON FIRE. FIRE FIGHTERS WERE CALLED TO BUNTYS RESIDENCE SAID SHE WAS OK BUT HER HAIR WAS SMOULDERING, THEY ALSO SAID THEY WERE SHOCKED TO SEE HER HORSE HAMLET WITH TWO CIGARS IN HIS MOUTH SMOKING....DEAR O DEAR..

BREAKING............LARRY SENDS ANOTHER RECORDING FOR ANDY

WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED DIRECT FROM AUSTRALIA ANOTHER RECORDING FROM LARRY, WE CANT GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY BUT ITS BOUND TO IRRITATE ANDY..WE WILL PLAY IT ON THIS WEEKS SHOW WITH LARRY DUE TO ARRIVE IN THE UK SOMETIME NEXT WEEK..........

BREAKING....ANDY BANGERS CONFERENCE SPEECH....Andy banger gave his speech today at his sausage conference. He told delegates weve come a long way to tipererie and its a long way to go. So we must work harder and pack up our troubles in our old kit bags and smile smile smile. Sound familiar? We think hes taken those words from an old war time song he claims it took him a week to write his speech, and only betty and bunty were at the conference anyway. Dear o Dear...

LATEST......ANDY TO HOLD PIPE COLLECTORS EVENT BRING ALL YOUR PIPES HE SAYS..

SPECIAL REPORT....Steven Hall tell us that hes mole says Andy is phoning people this week doing a Tommy Cooper impression, saying sausages just like that. He also tells us betty has got the hump with him after trying to build a conservatory that fell down. Also Andy wants to do an hour of his show on Sat Supreme, which even Darrell or the producer does not even know yet. Thanks Steve...

LATE BREAKING NEWS.............ANDY TO DELIVER BANGER CONFERENCE SPEECH

WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS TO DELIVER HIS BANGER CONFERENCE SPEECH ON THE SAUSAGE RECESSION, AMONGST OTHER THINGS.....DETAILS AS WE GET THEM

LATEST..............ANDY RESPONDS

IN RESPONSE, TO LARRY COMING TO UK, ANDYS SAYS HE IS READY AND LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING THE AUSSIE FOR A SHOWDOWN. SO ITS DEFINATELY ON THE CARDS FOR THE TWO TO MEET WE ARE WAITING FOR CONNFIRMATION OF A DATE FOR LARRY TO ARRIVE............

BREAKING.....LARRY TO HEAD FOR UK...We are hearing tonight reports that confirm rumours that Larry is to head for the UK within 2 weeks..... More as we get it

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 24TH SEPT.................

THE ANDY HOUR GETS US UNDER WAY THIS WEEK, NO DOUBT ANDY & BUNTY AND WHO KNOWS WHO ELSE WILL BE MAKING THE FIRST HOUR, PLUS GUEST CALLS....

CITY CULTURES.......BANGKOK

NOTHING BUT 90S.........THE GREATEST TUNES

COMMUNITY LIFE........ST ALBANS IN FOCUS

BRITIANS BEACHES.......SOUTHEND ON SEA/ESSEX

ODDLY ENOUGH.........THE WIERDEST STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE........WHOS MAKING THE HEADLINES??

PUBLIC PROFILE.......DES O CONNOR

RETRO RADIO.....FLASHING BACK,

PLUS YOUR CALSS, EMAILS & TXTS, JOIN US FROM 1-4 ON 92.6FM & ONLINE THIS SATURDAY.........

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 24TH/25TH SEPT........ DRY & SUMMER RETURNING

SATURDAY.........SUNNY SPELLS..70F

SUNDAY.. SUNNY SPELLS....72F

IS THIS ANDYS CELEBRATION OF BEING WITH BETTY...AN INFLATABLE BETTY?????

BREAKING..................ANDY MAKES ANOTHER RECORDING FOR LARRY

WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ANDYS 2ND RECORDING FOR LARRY IN THE CONTINUING ONGOING FUED BETWEEN THE TWO CHARACTERS... WE UNDERSTAND THAT ANDY HAS TURNED THE WAR UP A GEAR WITH THIS LATEST RECORDING...WE WILL OF COURSE PLAY IT FOR YOUR ON THE SHOW THIS SATURDAY.............

CHARACTERS LATEST.....................

LARRY.......GET THE BANGER

MABLE & BURT.......HEARD IT ALL BEFORE

DENNIS.........CANT GET A CONNECTION

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER......YOU CANT CALL ME CHAS

NOSEY NORRIS......NEEDS TO KNOW

MORE ON THESE AND ALL THE CHARCATERS ON SAT SUPREME..............

LATEST.......BREAKFAST WITH BUNTY ON THE BBC??????

MEANWHILE BUNTY HAS ASKED THE BBC IF SHE COULD DO A BBC BREAKFAST SHOW ON BBC1 CALLED BREAKFAST WITH BUNTY, A CHAT, BREAKFAST AND A CIGER TO START YOUR DAY.......

BREAKING..............ANDY TO BE A DOCTOR????

WELL, IT GETS WORSE WITH THE WAITING TIMES TO SEE A GP IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK, ANDY HAS NOW SAID THAT HE WANTS TO START UP HIS OWN GP SURGERY AS A EMERGENCY GP. I HAVE ALL THE MEDICAL SKILLS HE SAID AND WOULD LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE IN TIMES OF NEED, FORGET WRONG DIAGNOSIS, I WILL GET YOU BETTER HE SAID..ANDY WILL SEE YOU NOW....DEAR O DEAR

UPDATE..........BRACE YOURSELVES ANDY TO BE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN??

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS WROTE TO THE ORIGINAL PRODUCERS OF THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN SERIAL, ASKING THEM TO REVIVE IT WITH HIM AS THE CHARACTER..WE HEAR IN THE LETTER HE WROTE HE SAID I CAN REBUILD HIM, MAKE HIM STRONGER THAN BEFORE, I HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY THE WILLPOWER, AND THE BOYD TO BE THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR BANGER MAN....DERA O DEAR... HES ALSO RECOMMENDED THAT BETTY BE RE CREATED AS THE BIONIC WOMAN, SHE HAS ALSO THE ARMS AND LEGS OF THE PERFECT BIONIC BETTY.....OH DEAR

LATEST.............ANDY WNATS TO REVIVE THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN??????....DETAILS LATER

WATCH FOR UPDATES LATER...................

DEVELOPING.....NO, A POSSIBLE SAUSAGE RECESSION?...Hearing tonight Andy has from banger headquarters issued a stark warning to both consumers and sausage workers that we are heading for a sausage recession. Because of the economy sausages would face serious cutbacks with perhaps what he called a possible skinless sausage on the cards.....

LATEST....INFLATABLE BETTYS?....Would you believe it this week andy says to celebrate being with betty for years he is to generate inflatable bettys, we dont know how or when, but when we asked why ,Andy said to celebrate the age of the Betty.....Dear o Dear

KEEP WATCHING....MORE UPDATES SOON...

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 17TH SEPT.................

WE START WITH THE INFAMOUS ANDY HOUR, AND WITH ANDY AND BUNTY BACK IN THE STUDIO, WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN....PLUS GUEST CALLERS

CITY CULTURES........AUCKLAND

EVERYTHING 80S.....CLASSIC HITS

COMMUNITY LIFE......THE CITY IN FOCUS

BRITIANS BEACHES....MORECAMBE BAY

PUBLIC PROFILE.....GLORIA HUNNIFORD

ODDLY ENOUGH...........WIERDEST STORIES

RETRO RADIO.....FLASHING BACK

PLUS YOUR CALLS. EMAILS, TXTS AND GREAT MUSIC, JOIN US THIS SATURDAY 1-4PM 0N 92.6FM AND ONLINE......RADIO VERULAM

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER SUMMARY..17TH/18TH SEPT...WINDY/SHOWERY

STAURDAY....SUNNY SPELLS/SHOWERS/WINDY...68F

SUNDAY.....HEAVY SHOWERS/WINDY.....66F

LATE DEVELOPING STORY....................

WE HEAR ANDY TRIED TO GATECRASH THE HOUSE OF COMMONS TODAY DEMANDING TO SPEAK TO HIS BETTY, FIRSTLY WE HEAR HE GOT IT WRONG HE HAD CONFUSED HIS OWN BETTY WITH BETTY BOOTHROYD, AND SECONDLY HE DEMANDED A DEBATE ON SAUSAGES AND THEIR MEANING IN SOCIETY . ANDY INSISTED THAT IHIS BETTY ONCE WAS THE SPEAKER FOR HOUSE OF COMMONS, SECURITY EVENTUALLY REMOVED HIM..........

CHARACTERS LATEST..................

LARRY.........SAYS ANDYS BED IS BURNING

MABLE & BURT.....REPEAT THAT

NOSEY NORRIS......WHERE DO YOU LIVE??

DENNIS......THE GRANDMOTHERS LURKING

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER.....WHOS GOT THE KEY?


MORE ON THESE AND OTHER CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME.........

LATEST ON CHARACTERS SOON...............

DEVELOPING.................

LAST WEEK ON THE SHOW WE REPORTED THE WORRYING DEVELOPMENT THAT ANDY IS TRYING TO GET HIS OWN BLOG UP AND RUNNING. WE CAN HAPPILY REPORT AFTER ANDY APPROACHING THE BLOGGER MANAGEMNT THIS WEEK TO GET PERMISSION HE WAS TOLD TO BLOG OFF....GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF US

BREAKING........LARRY SENDS RECORDING

WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED LARRYS SONG FROM AUSTRALIA FOR ANDY, WE CANT GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY BUT IT IS PRETTY RUTHLESS, AND WE SUGGEST ANDY BRACES HIMSELF, ONE THINGS FOR SURE THIS THIS FUED ISNT GOING AWAY..............WE WILL PLAY THE RECORDING ON FRIDAY, ALSO GETTING REPORTS TTHAT ANDY, BUNTY AND WARLIKE BASIL HAVE MADE A RECORDING. MORE ON THIS ON THE SHOW SATURDAY..........

UPDATES SOON..................

LATEST................NOW AN AFTERNOON WITH ANDY??????????????

WELL, FIRST ITS AN AUDIENCE WITH ANDY, NOW WE HEAR HE IS AFTER A CHAT SHOW. IT WILL BE LIKE NO THER CHAT SHOW HES APPARANTLEY TOLD ALL THE TV NETWORKS, DAMN RIGHT ANDY 10 MINUTES IS ENOUGH IN YOUR COMPANY, LET ALONE AN AFTERNOON.....DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.....AN AUDIENCE WITH ANDY..TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT?.....We are hearing that tickets for the so called Audience with Andy have all sold but who are buying them. Andy tells us there were 10,000 of them...

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME.....10TH SEPT..........

WE START WITH THE FIRST HOUR BEING PROBABLY DIFFERENT THIS WEEK AS WE ANTICIPATE ANDY & BUNTY NOT COMING IN....BUT WE WILL HAVE GUEST CALLERS AND SOME GREAT MUSIC TOO AND SOME OF OUR OTHER REGULAR FEATURES RETURN NEAXT WEEK, HERES THE LINE UP.....

NOTHING BUT 90S..........CLASSIC TUNES FROM THE NAUGHTY NINETIES

ODDLY ENOUGH....THE STORIES GET WIERDER

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE....WHOS MAKING THE HEADLINES?

COMMUNITY LIFE........IS BACK

RETRO RADIO......STEPPING BACK IN TIME....

PLUS YOUR CALLS, EMAILS AND TXTS/GREAT CONVERSATION AND MORE JOIN US THIS SAT...1-4 ON 92.6FM & ONLINE........ON A RADIO NEAR YOU

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 11TH/12TH SEPT.......CHANGEABLE & INCREASINGLY WINDY....

SATURDAY.....RAIN OR SHOWERS/BRIGHTER SPELLS/WINDY 68F

SUNDAY....BECOMING WINDIER & VERY WET AND ...66F

LATEST...............

MABLE & BURT............HEARD IT ALL BEFORE

DENNIS.........LOST THE CONNECTION

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER.....SHOULD ALL BE LOCKED UP

NOSEY NORRIS......WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE??

CANADIAN FRIEND ......NOW ITS GETTING WARMER???

UPDATES ON SAT SUPREME.............

DEVELOPING.................

REPORTS FROM AUSTRALIA TONIGHT CONFIRM THAT LARRY HAS MADE A RECORDING FOR ANDY BANGER, THIS FOLLOWS ANDYS RECORDING OF MEN AT WORKS DOWN UNDER ON LAST WEEKS SHOW IN WHICH ANDY PUT THE WORDS TO THE SONG OF WHAT HE THOUGHT OF LARRY...........WE HOPE TO HAVE UPDATES SOON........

SPECIAL REPORT.............STEVEN HALL

STEVEN TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT HE HAS SEEN AN INCREASE IN MOGGY MINORS IN LOCAL CAR MAGAZINES, THIS OF COURSE FOLLOWS THE INCREASED SIGHTINGS OF ANDYS CAR, DOES HE HAVE ANY FANS ???? REALLY???

LATEST........ALI LATCHFORD ON LAST WEEKS SHOW

LAST WEEK ON SAT SUPREME WE FEATURED THE MUSIC OF ALISON LATCHFORD, A RISING STAR FOM HODDESDON, IF YOU MISSED HER RECORDING, DONT WORRY THERE WILL BE OTHER OPPORTUNITIES TO HEAR ALIS MUSIC ON THE PROGRAMME IN THE COMING WEEKS....

ANDY HAS INTRODUCED ONE OF HIS BRAND NEW BANGER BUSES THIS WEEK, WOULD YOU GET ON IT????????

CHARACTERS LATEST...................

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER....SAYS EVERYONE WANTS LOCKING UP

MABLE & BURT............SAY CAN YOU REPEAT THAT PLEASE

DENNIS............IS HE FINALLY CONNECTED??

LARRY.....READY FOR ANDY

NOSEY NORRIS......KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

MORE ON THESE & OTHER CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME.......

BUNTY REACTS............

WE HEAR BUNTY HAS REACTED TONIGHT TO ANDYS CALL FOR NATIONAL SERVICE, BY SAYING SHE CANT ENROL AS SHE IS UNFIT, AND WOULD MISS HER CIGARS. ON THAT SUBJECT WE HEAR BUNTY RETURNED TO HER STABLES YESTERDAY TO FIND HAMLET HER HORSE HAD SMOKED THE WHOLE PACK..........SHE WASNT HAPPY

BREAKING..............ANDY WANTS TO BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY SAYS HE WANTS TO BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE, HE SAID THAT ALL BUNTYS AND BETTYS SHOULD ENROL AS THEY NEED DISCIPLINE, BUT WE UNDERSTAND THAT ITS NOT POPULAR WITH ANYONE.......

LATEST.......BETTY BEGINS HER CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?....We hear that Betty has started her xmas shopping already would you believe. Andy said she wants to grab the bargains so as always she went to the 99p store. Didnt anyone tell her the prices there dont change. Andy told her to get people gift cards for the 99p store. Splashing out then Andy .....

DEVELOPING.....ANDY TO MAKE SONG FOR AUSSIE LARRY....Getting reports that Andy is to make a song showing his grudge against Larry. Both have been in an ongoing fued. We are not sure what the song is called but Sat Supreme will play it on the show this saturday.....

UPDATE....Steve tells us that Andy wants to make his own version of two songs. First he wants to revive the song S Express and call it National Express to promote Bangers Buses. Secondly frank Sinatras Come fly with me to promote Andys Airlines. Does Andy think they will help?

LATEST....ANDY WANTS TO START HIS OWN BIG BROTHER SHOW....Stephen hall from the Andy hour has told Sat Supreme that andy wants to start up his own show mimicking Big Brother but his will be called Big Betty. . . Thanks steve for info.

CHARACTERS UPDATE...................

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER............ILL LOCK YOU UP

LARRY.....INM COMING BANGER

MABLE & BURT....THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR

NOSEY NORRIS........KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

DENNIS......LOST THE CONNECTION

MORE ON THESE CHARACTERS AND MORE ON SAT SUPREME..............

BREAKING............ANDY WANTS RECOGNITION

GETTING REPORTS ANDY SAYS THAT HE WANTS RECOGNITION FOR THE COWBELL ON BUNTY & BASILS RECORDING, HE INSISTS THAT IF IT WASNT FOR HIS TIMING TO KEEP TO THE RYHTHM THEN IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE......HE CANT BE LEFT OUT OF ANYTHING...

LATEST..........ANDY PUBLISHES NEW SILLY LAWS

WITH THE GOVERMENT PUBLISHING ITS LIST OF REDICULOUS RULES...WHAT A SUPRISE ANDY HAS PUBLISHED HIS TOO....

1) NO SAUSAGES AFTER 9PM, AS THIS CAN CAUSE WIND

2) ALL BETTYS TO REPORT TO ANDY BY 11PM??

3)NOBODY ALLOWED IN THE BANGER FIELDS AFTER 7PM OR BEFORE 7PM??

4) ALL PIPES TO BE SMOKED WITH 3 AT A TIME, EXCEPT GRANDMOTHERS WHO ARE EXEMPT

5)ALL STATIONS IN UK TO BROADCAST THE ANDY SHIPPING FORECAST???

WELL, WE CAN ONLY HOPE THESE DONT TAKE EFFECT...........

BREAKING...............ANDY VISITS BANGER RAILWAYS...

WE HAER THAT ANDY HAS BEEN DOWN TO MEET TRAVELLERS ON BANGER RAILWAYS TO ASK ABOUT CUSTOMER SERVICE..BUT APPARANTLEY AS ANDY WAITED FOR THE TRAINS OR SHOULD WE SAY THE TRAIN TO COME IN TO THE SATION THERE WERE NO TRAVELLERS ON BOARD....ANDY HOWEVER AS USAUAL SAID THEY MUST ALL BE SATISFIED AND GOT OFF AT THEIR DESTINATIONS HAPPILY....YES ANDY??? YOU DONT HAVE ANY CUSTOMERS THATS CLEAR....

LATEST................

BUNTY PUTS ARIEL ON STABLES TO IMPROVE RECEPTION FOR BUNTY FM, BUT OFFCOM DEMANDS ITS TAKEN DOWN AS SHE DOESNT HAVE LICENCE....THANKS STEVE FOR INFO..........

UPDATES LATER.......

DEVELOPING.......ANDY SURRENDERS?......With news events this week focusing on libya, we hear that once again trying to over ride the headlines, Andy has said that he has surrended to Betty. Dear o Dear.....meanwhile Basil has said his troops are advancing..

BREAKING....We will hopefully this week on the show the duet of Bunty and Basil, and we hear Andy has yet again been in his recording studio doing another masterpiece. We will also play this on the show saturday.....

LATEST......Stephen hall has told us that he yet again saw a man with a pipe get out of a moggy minor about to do his shopping at sainsburys believed to be Andy. Also steve tell us Andy is now calling people and hanging up after saying moggy minor. Thanks steve....

UPDATES SOON......

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME....20TH AUGUST....

THIS WEEK WE START WITH THE ANDY HOUR, AND GUEST CALLERS....(SUBJECT TO CHANGES)....

CITY CULTURES ....TOKYO

EVERYTHING 80S.....AND WE MEAN 80S

COMMUNITY LIFE......AROUND ST ALBANS

PUBLIC PROFILE..........JULIE WALTERS

BRITIAN BEACHES......WESTON SUPER MAYRE

ODDLY ENOUGH.......WIERD STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE....IF THEY ARE FAMOUS THEY ARE IN THE NEWS

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK

PLUS YOUR CALLS, EMAILS AND TXTS, AS WELL AS GREAT CONVERSATION, MIXED WITH SOME OF THE BEST MUSIC AROUND...JOIN US 1-4 THIS SAT ON 92,6FM & ONLINE....

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 20TH/21ST AUGUST.....BECOMING HOT/THUNDERY LATER

SATURDAY.....SUNNY INTERVALS/RISK OF SHOWERS 73F

SUNDAY.....SUNNY/WARMER, INCREASING RISK OF THUNDERY SHOWERS LATER..75F

BREAKING................POLICE SAY THEY ARE GETTING BANGER FM ON THEIR RADIO FREQUENCIES...........

WE ARE HEARING THAT POLICE ARE GETTING BANGER FM COMING THROUGH ON THEIR RADIO FREQUENCIES. WE HAVE BEEN TOLD WHILST POLICE WERE TALKING TO EACH OTHER ON EMRGENCY CALLS THEY WERE GETTING INTERUPTED BY THE SHIPPING FORECAST ON BANGER FM.. AN OFFICER TOLD US THAT THIS WAS UNACCEPTABLE AND BANGER WAS PUTTING LIVES AT RISK BY INTERUPTING CALLS WITH GALE WARNINGS IN ROCKALL......

LATEST ON CHARACTERS..................

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER........WHERE THE KEYS

LARRY.......WHERES ANDY MATE

MABLE AND BURT.....SAYS CAN WE REPEAT THAT

DENNIS......BEING CHASED BY THE GRANDMOTHER

CANADIAN FRIEND......SAYS I JUST FROZE

MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME.........

LATEST..............BUNTY PREPARES FOR THE RACES

NEWS IS DEVELOPING THAT BUNTY IS TO TAKE PART IN HORSERACING ONE WEEKEND, SHE IS BUSY TRAINING HER HORSE CALLED HAMLET, WHICH WE THINK IS NAMED AFTER A CIGAR. SHE SAYS THAT HANLET IS IN GOOD FORM AND IS A GOOD ODDS ON FAVOURITE TO WIN ANY RACE, AFTER A DAY OF TRAINING BUNTY SAID HAMLET ALSO LIKES NOTHING BETTER THAN JOINING HER FOR A GOOD CIGAR...........HONESTLY BUNTY

BANGER SELLING PLANTS....................

WE HAVE ALSO HEARD THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SEELING PLANTS AROUND ST ALBANS, WHERE HE GOT THEM FROM WE DONT KNOW, BUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE SO FAR BOUGHT THEM CLAIM THEY WERE LIKE WEEDS. ONE WOMAN SAID WHEN I GOT HOME THE DAFFODILS WERE DEAD, ANOTHER SAID THAT HER TULIPS WERE LIKE FAKES, AND ONE EVEN SAID THE PLANT SHE BOUGHT WAS JUST A TWIG STUCK IN SOIL. ANDY AS USUAL HAS FAILED TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AND DISSAPEARED AGAIN.....

BREAKING..............BANGER HOLIDAYS NOW????

HEARING TONIGHT MR BANGER HIMSELF HAS LAUNCHED A NEW COMPANY, CALLED BANGER BREAKS.WELL FIRST THE RAILWAYS THEN THE BPATS AND AIRLINES NOW BANGER BREAKS...CURRENTLY THEIR IS AN INTRODUCTORY DISCOUNT ALL INCLUSIVE IN A TENT FOR £6.000. THIS INCLUED BREAKFAST BY BETTY, AND WAKE UP CALL..ANDY SAYS HIS NEW TRAVEL COMPANY IS GOING PLACES......REALLY ANDY, WELL FURTHER THE BETTER, DEAR O DEAR

LATEST................

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY HAD BEEN ARRESTED TODAY BUT RELEASED ON BAIL AFTER VISITING SUSSEX COUNCIL AND STAGING A SIT IN PROTEST DEMANDING COMPENSATION FOR THE KNOCKING DOWN OF HIS SUSSEX COTTAGE...POLICE WERE CALLED AND ANDY ARRESTED. POLICE IMMEDIATELY RELEASED HIM ON BAIL, SAYING THEY HAVE NEVER HAD ASUCH A WEIRD PERSON IN CUSTODY SMOKING A PIPE.....

LATEST.................

DEFINITELY SOMETHING DEVELOPING OF A COMPETITION BETWEEN ANDY & BUNTY, WE HEAR , NOW BUNTY IS AGAIN TRYING TO OUT STEP ANDY BY TRYING TO GET A STATION UP AND RUNNING CALLED BUNTY FF, SHE SAYS THERE WILL BE A VERY INTERESTING FORMAT INCLUDING MUSIC TO RIDE BY, THE TOP SHOW JUMPING TUNES, AND CIGAR BALLADS....DEAR O DEAR ANDY HAS RESPONDED BY SAYING THAT BANGER FM REMAINS THE PEOPLES CHOICE, WITH SHOWS SUCH AS THE SHIPPING FORECAST AND BANGERS CLASSICS, A DISTINCT FAVOURITE.........

BREAKING.....................

WE HEAR FROM ANDY HOUR CONTRIBUTOR STEVEN HALL, THAT BUNTY IS TRYING TO OUTDO ANDY BY NOW PHONING PEOPLE AND SAYING CIGARS. UP UNTIL NOW ANDY HAS BEEN MAKING HARRASING CALLS SAYING SAUSAGES, BUT BUNTY IS ALSO NOW UP TO TRICKS......WE ALSO HEAR SINCE LAST WEEKENDS SHOW BUNTY CLAIMS TO HAVE HAS A HUGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WANTING CONSULTATIONS FOR HER TAROT READINGS, SHE STOLD SAT SUPREME, I SAW THAT COMING...........DEAR O DEAR

MORE UPDATES TO FOLLOW SOON......

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME FOR 13TH AUGUST..................

THIS WEEK WE START THE SHOW WITH A SPECIAL ANDY HOUR, WITH SPECIAL GUEST ENERGY, ANDY & ENERGY WILL BE TALKING SPIRITUAL MATTERS PLUS GUEST CALLERS TOO,

CITY CULTURES......BEIJING

NOTHING BUT 90S......ALL THE CLASSICS

BRITIANS BEACHES...........NEW QUAY

PUBLIC PROFILE..........MIKE YARWOOD

COMMUNITY LIFE........IN ST ALBANS

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.... INSIDE THE WORLD OF CELEBRITIES

ODDLY ENOUGH........WIERD WACKY STORIES

RETRO RADIO........FLASHING BACK

PLUS YOUR CALLS, TXTS, EMAILS AND GREAT CONVERSATION WITH SOME OF THE FINEST MUSIC, ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SPEND YOUR SATURDAY ON 92.6FM & ONLINE RADIO VERULAM 1-4 SAT SUPREME.............

THE WEEKEND WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 13TH/14TH AUGUST......UNSETTLED

SATURDAY....RAIN AT FIRST/SHOWERS LATER...70F

SUNDAY.....THREAT OF MORE RAIN/SOME DRIER INTERVALS 68F

CHARACTERS LATEST.....................

LARRY................ON TO THE BANGER

MABLE AND BURT........ASKING CAN YOU REPEAT THAT PLEASE

DENNIS........CANT GET A CONNECTION

NOSEY NORRIS..........WANTS TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON?

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND.....IN A DEEP FREEZE


FOR MORE ON THESE CHARACTERS.......TUNE IN TO SAT SUPREME

BREAKING.......................

ANDY IS REPORTED TO BE TRYING TO GET THE MOGGY MINOR CAR BACK IN FASHION. THERE HAVE BEEN A SURGE OF REPORTED SIGHTINGS SINCE WE FIRST REVEALED THAT, THAT WAS THE CAR ANDY DRIVES...THE RAC SAYS THEY HAVE BEEN CALLED OUT TO A NUMEROUS AMOUNT OF BREAKDOWNS INVOLVING THE MOGGY MINOR TRAVELLER.....

DEVELOPING...............ANDYS COTTAGE KNOCKED DOWN BY SUSSEX COUNCIL...

WE HAVE HEARD FRON STEPHEN HALL TONIGHT THAT ANDY IS FUMING WITH SUSSEX COUNCIL AFTER HIS COTTAGE IN BOGNOR WAS KNOCKED DOWN TODAY..SUSSEX COUNCIL DID TRY TO CONTACT ANDY TO SAY IT WAS A HAZARD AND BADLY NEEDED KNOCKING DOWN. WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS GOING DOWN TO SEE IT TOMORROW, WHY ANDY???THERES NOTHING THERE.........

LATEST....................

ANDY TONIGHT HAS SAID WITH ALL THE RECENT TROUBLE THIS WEEK, HE WILL BE PUTTING MORE BETTYS ON THE STREETS, TO KEEP THE PEACE, HOW MANY ARE THERE???? ANDY, WE THOUGHT YOU ONLY KNEW ONE.....

SPECIAL REPORT...................

STEPHEN HALL HAS CONTACTED US WITH SOME MORE NEWS, HE SAID BUNTY HAS ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WILL BE DOING PYSCHIC FAYRES IN ST ALBANS IN SEPT. ITS THE FIRST WE HAVE HEARD THAT BUNTY HAS EVEN GOT PYSCHIC POWERS, APPARANTLEY SHE SAID THAT HER EXPERIENCE AND WILL GUIDE YOU........FOR GOODNESS SAKE

BREAKING............

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS SAID THAT HE IS VERY SPIRITUALLY AWARE, ESPECIALLY OF BETTY.....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST....THIS WEEK ON SAT SUPREME WE WILL BE JOINED BY GUEST ENERGY,PRESENTER OF SPIRITUAL MATTERS ON WED NIGHTS ON VERULAM....JOIN US FOR AN ANDY HOUR SPECIAL.....

UPDATE....SPECIAL REPORT... We hear from stephen hall from the andy hour that andy is going to bring in bettys crystal ball this weeks sat supreme on our spiritual hour special. Andy claims he is psychic and bunty will bringing her tarot cards offering advice and consultations....should be intriuging

BREAKING.....ANDY HAS SPIRITUAL AWAKENING....Andy has claimed he has had a spiritual awakening last night. He said he woke up and felt a presence. Betty said it was her and andy claims she was a spirit but it was a bottle of vodka he was reaching for. Dear o Dear

UPDATES LATER.....

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 6TH AUGUST........................

OF COURSE THE SHOW WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITH THE ANDY HOUR, AND THATS HOW WE START THIS WEEKS SHOW, FIND OUT WHAT HES BEEN UP TO , PLUS GUEST CALLERS.....

CITY CULTURES..........RIYADH

NOTHING BUT 90S.....WE ARE PLAYING BIGGEST TUNES

BRITIANS BEACHES......ST IVES

PUBLIC PROFILE........BARBARA WINDSOR

COMMUNITY LIFE....AROUND ST ALBANS

ODDLY ENOUGH......THE STORIES ARE AS WIERD AS EVER

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE....THE STARS MAKING THE HEADLINES

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK

PLUS YOUR CALLS, EMAILS AND TXTS ALWAYS WELCOME AS WELL AS GREAT CONVERSATION AND MUSIC TOO..JOIN US FOR AN EXPERIENCE. 1-4 THIS SAT ON 92.6FM & ONLINE..

WEEKEND WEATHER UPDATE FOR 6TH/7TH AUGUST...............CHANGEABLE

SATURDAY......EARLY RAIN POSSIBLE THEN/SUNNY INTERVALS 70F

SUNDAY....DRY START/HEAVY SHOWERS LATER.68F

LATEST....WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED THIS PIC OF LARRY SENT FROM AUSTRALIA..........WATCH OUT ANDY

ALL ROOMS COME WITH AMENITIES...............WHY NOT BOOK TODAY

THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE.................

AS PROMISED HERE ARE EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF BANGORS COTTAGE NEAR BOGNOR ......A LOVELY SETTING....FANCY A BOOKING?????

MORE NEW CLAIMS FROM ANDY OVER PHONE HACKING..............

ANDY ONCE AGIN ACCUSED BUNTY OF HACKING HIS PHONE CALLS, AND EVEN LARRY NOWHE SAID THAT AUSSIE TWIT HAS BEEN INTERCEPTING MY CALLS TO BETTY, HE ALSO SAID THAT HW EILL TAKE IT FURTHER...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ANDY AS FAR AS AUSTRALIA???????

BREAKING.................ANDY PUTS FINAL TOUCHES TO HIS RECORDING....CALLED BANGORS BASHING

WE HEAR TODAY ANDY FINISHED HIS RECORDING TO BE AIRED ON SAT SUPREME THIS SAT. APPARANTELY HE INSISTED ON PUTTING HIS SOLO TRUMPET PIECE ON THE SONG AGAINST THE WISHES OF THE PERSONAL TUTOR WHO HAS BEEN HELPING HIM, THIS CAUSED AN ALTERCATION AT THE END OF THE RECORDING...WELL BANGOR THE MUSICIAN THE MIND BOGGLES....

DEVELOPING.....Last week we exclusively played you what we think would be a future top ten hit by betty who did her version of the toys song called the lovers concerto. This week its andys turn , we hear has been rehearsing with a well known former drummer whos teaching andy. This week you can hear the result and judge for yourself as we play you andys recording on the show. Dont miss it.....

LATEST.....SAT SUPREME TO PUT PICS OF ANDYS COTTAGE ON BLOG.....Tomorrow sat supreme will exclusively reveal the the scenes in bangers cottage and more dont miss it. We also hear in a developing story Darrell the presenter has asked Larry to send his pic so we can also put it on the site. Apparantley Larry has agreed. There has been a continuing rivalry between andy and larry and this will only irritate andy.....

BREAKING....ANDY TO BAIL OUT AMERICAS DEBT....We hear that andy has phoned Barack obama and offered him a banger debt management plan. He also offered him an banger solution loan no interest to pay for 1 hour. We understand the american president thanked andy but said the country as in enough debt, andy said he would pop round the white house some time....Dear o Dear

UPDATES ON ANDY LATER.....

LATEST ON CHARACTERS....................

LARRY.............ANDY IS AS DEAD AS A SAUSAGE

MABLE & BURT..........CANT GET A GRIP ON REALITY

DENNIS..............IN FEAR OF THE GRANDMOTHER

NOSEY NORRIS.........WANTS TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE

CANADIAN FRIEND...........FROZEN SOLID

LISTEN FOR UPDATES ON THESE & OTHER CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME.......

NOW GET READY FOR THE BETTY OLYMPICS....................

WELL, WEVE HEARD IT ALL NOW, AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE UPCOMING OLYMPICS BEING A YEAR AWAY AND IN THE NEWS, ANDY HAS YET AGAIN GONE ONE BETTER, SAYING THAT THE BETTY OLYMPICS ARE ONE YEAR AWAY TOO. HE SAID PREPARE FOR THE BETTY DECATHLON. BETTY HIGH JUNP, BETTY ONE HUNDRED METRES. BETTY LONG JUMP, AND BETTY JAVELIN EVENT...ALL ABOUT BETTY, SHES GOING TO BE ONE WORN OUT BETTY ANDY, HAS SHE STARTED TRAINING YET???? DEAR O DEAR, GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE.....

DEVELOPING................

WE HEAR THAT AFTER THE RCENT ANNOUNCEMENT BY FORDS TO NOT HAVE ANYMORE CD PLAYERS IN THEIR FUTURE MODELS. ANDY HAS SAID THAT HE WILL IN COMPARISON HAVE ALL RADIO STEREOS IN THE BANGER BUSES, PLANES, TRAINS ETC, SET TO RADIO BANGER.....STRANGE THAT ANDY ITS NOT EVEN ON THE AIR....DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.....AT HOME WITH THE BANGERS....The reality tv soap has become a step nearer today with Andy saying that he has had talks with the producer of the osbornes....whatever Andy.

LATEST.....BETTY MAKES A CONCERTO......WE HEAR THAT THE BANGERS HOLIDAY HAVE GIVEN THEM SOME INSPIRATION WITH BETTY GETTING ALL AMOROUS AND RECORDING A LOVERS CONCERTO OF WHICH WE WILL HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE RECORDING THIS WEEK, AND ANDY HAS ALSO BEEN MAKING A RECORDING AS WELL, HES BEING TRAINED UP ON THE DRUMS BY A FAMOUS, DRUMMER & SINGER WE WILL HAVE HES NEXT WEEK........TUNE IN FOR THE LATEST EXCLUSIVE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW.......

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 23RD JULY.....................

WE START THIS WEEK WITH THE FIRST HOUR AGAIN BEING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WITH ANDY STILL AWAY..WE WILL HAVE GUEST CALLERS AND SOME GREAT MUSIC...

THEN....

CITY CULTURES.......CAIRO

NOTHING BUT 90S......GREAT TUNES FROM THE 90S

BRITIANS BEACHES.....TORBAY/DEVON

PUBLIC PROFILE........JOAN COLLINS

COMMUNITY LIFE.....WHATS HAPPENING AROUND ST ALBANS

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.....ALL THE GOSSIP

ODDLY ENOUGH......THE WEIRDEST STORIES

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK

ALL THIS & MORE BETWEEN 1 & 4 ON 92.6FM & ONLINE JOIN US THIS SATURDAY.....

CHARACTERS LATEST.........................

LARRY...........LOOKING FOR ANDY

NOSEY NORRIS.............GETTING NOSIER

MABLE & BURT........SAY THEY ARE SURE THEYVE HEAR IT ALL BEFORE

DENNIS.........CANT GET A CONNECTION

CANADIAN FRIEND..........CANT FEEL ANYTHING

MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME.......

NEW FEATURES AND AND IMPROVEMENTS TO WEBSITE SOON..............

DEVELOPING..................

ANDY & BETTY ARE STILL ON HOLIDAY WE UNDERSTAND AND RETURNING THIS WEEKEND. WITNESSES AT BOGNOR REPORT ARGUMENTS OVER BEACH SPACE WITH THE BANGERS AND ANDY CAUSING MISERY FOR HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN BY NOT LETTING HAVE A GO ON THE AMUSEMENTS AND CHILDRENS RIDES. THE MANAGER SAID ANDY WAS INSISTING ON STAYING ON THEM ALL DAY NOT & LETTING ANYONE ESLSE HAVE A GO, AND THE PIPE SMOKE WAS CHOKING EVERYONE......GOODNESS SAKE

BREAKING...............BANGER BUSES????

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT THE LATEST VENTURE OF ANDYS IS TO START UP BANGORS BUSES. ALL SERVICES TO RUN TOGETHER AND ONE BUS EVERY 12 HOURS, AND FARES TO BE £50 ONE WAY.ANDY SAID BETTY TO BE A BUS DRIVER SHES EXCITEE AT THE THE IDEA AND DESPERATE TO SART. ANDY SAID WE AIM TO SART SERVICE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND HAS OFFERED BASIL BUS CONDUCTOR POSITION.....DEAR O DEAR

UPDATES LATER........................

DEVELOPING TONIGHT..........................NEW SERIES....AFTER THE OSBOURNES, COULD WE HAVE THE BANGORS??????

HEARING TONIGHT THAT ANDY HAS APPROACHED THE PRODUCER OF THE OSBOURNES TO HAVE A REALITY SHOW MADE ABOUT THE DAILY LIVES OF THE BANGORS. WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS TRYING TO SECURE A TV DEAL TO GET THE REALITY SHOW PUT ON TV DAILY WITH NON STOP COVERAGE......WHATEVER NEXT????

BREAKING..ANDY APPPLIES FOR POST OF POLICE COMISSIONER......

GETTING REPORTS TONIGHT THAT AFTER THE RECENT RESIGNATION OF THE POLICE COMMISSIONER , ANDY HAS DECIDED TO APPLY FOR THE POSITION. HE SAID HE THINKS HE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE JOB AND WOULD INSTANTLY PUT MORE BETTYS AND BUNTYS ON PATROL....DEAR O DEAR..WE ASKED HIM WHAT LAWS HE WOULD ENFORCE, HE SAID WE WERE UNDER ARREST......GOODNESS SAKE

UPDATES LATER.......................

LATEST....guess who has applied to be the next police comissioner? Yes Andy....dear o dear.....details tomorrow....

LARRY...........GETTING CLOSER TO ANDY

MABLE & BURT.......DOING EVERYTHING AGAIN

NOSEY NORRIS........WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOUR UP TOO

DENNIS........CALLING THE GRANDMOTHER

CANADIAN FRIEND.......FROZEN SOLID

REMEMBER TO LISTEN FOR UPDATES ON THESE CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME EVERY SATURDAY...........

BREAKING...............BASIL PLANS NEXT MOVE

BASIL BANGER STEPS UP HIS WAR ON ANDY.....HE SAID HES DRAFTING IN EXTRA TROOPS AND ANOTHER FLEET OF SHIPS.....DEAR O DEAR

DEVELOPING STORY..................BANGERS ON HOLIDAY

WE HAVE HEARD THAT THE BANGERS HAVE GONE ON HOLIDAY TO BOGNOR. WE HEAR THAT THEY ARE STAYING IN A DISCREET LOCATION IN A TENT....TODAY WE HEAR BETTY AND ANDY WENT TO THE BEACH AND SUNBATHERS QUICKLY MADE A RUN FOR IT WITH WITNESSES DESCRIBING SEEING A WIERD COUPLE, A MAN AND WOMAN BOTH WITH HANDKERCHIEFS ON BOTH THEIR HEADS, BOTH SMOKING PIPES IN OLD SWIMWEAR HEADING FOR THE BEACH.....APPARANTELY THEY ARE THERE FOR A WEEK, GOD HELP THE POOR PEOPLE OF SUSSEX.....

BREAKING..........ALL BANGER OLYMPIC TICKETS SELL OUT

WE HEAR TODAY THAT ANDY HAS TOLD US THAT WITHIN HOURS OF HIM DECLARING THAT THERE WAS TO BE A BANGER OLYMPICS, TICKETS SOLD OUT FOR THE EVENT. STRANGELY ENOUGH WE DO NOT KNOW THE DATE FOR THE GAMES BUT THERE WAS A RUSH OF ORDERS FOR THEM THIS MORNING, AND BOTH TICKETS SOLD INSTANTLY......DEAR O DEAR

UPDATES LATER......

BREAKING....GET READY FOR THE BANGER OLYMPICS.....Yes you read right andy banger wants hold his own olympics in the banger residence garden. Events include...Basil doing the shooting event. Bunty doing horse jumping ,Betty would you believe doing wrestling. Would you take on betty?. Andy as usaul taking a back seat being the compare, typical. Tickets go on sale soon. Dear o Dear o Dear....

LATEST....ANDY GIVES SURFING LESSONS?..,We are getting reports andy has been trying to set up a surfing school. Apparantley andy says you dont need a surf board all you need is an ironing board. He aims to teach surf enthusiastists in his lake in the banger residence garden.... Dear o Dear, what does andy know about surfing?

CHARACTERS........LATEST

MABLE & BURT..........SAY THEY ARE SURE THAY HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE

LARRY........GETTING CLOSER TO ANDY

DENNIS......TERROISED BY GRANDMOTHER

NORRIS......GETTING INVOLVED IN EVERYONES BUSINESS

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND.....CHILLING OUT

FOR MORE ON THESE & OTHER CHARACTERS....TUNE IN TO SAT SUPREME..

BASIL REACTS...................

TONIGHT BASIL HAS REACTED TO ANDYS ACCUSATIONS OF PHONE HACKING BY SAYING HES LIVING IN HIS OWN WORLD, AND AIR RAIDS WILL BEGIN SHORTLY AND THE S A S ARE IN POSITION.......DEAR O DEAR

LATER..............THE LATEST ON OUR CHARACTERS, AND THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE

LATEST..........ANDY CLAIMS HIS PHONES HAVE BEEN HACKED

ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE ALL OF A SUDDEN AMIDST THE HEADLINES CLAIMS THAT HIS PHONE CALLS HAVE BEEN HACKED BY BUNTY AND BASIL. ITS A CONSPIRACY HE SAID, I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THEY HAVE BEEN INTERCEPTING MY CALLS, AND SAYS THAT HE WILL TAKE THE MATTER TO THE FBi OR DONT YOU MEAN IN YOUR CASE ANDY THE MFi..........dear o dear

ANDY APPROACHES ALAN SUGAR TO ASK HIM TO BE ANDYS NEXT APPRENTICE.............

WE HEAR TODAY THAT AFTER THE FAILURE OF HIS SAUSAGE APPRENTICE, WOULD YOU BELIEVE ANDY HAD THE ORDASITY TO PHONE SIR ALAN SUGAR AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED A ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BE HIS YOUNG APPRENTICE. WE DO NO THAT SIR ALAN GAVE HIM A MOUTHFUL, BUT ANDY SAID IT WAS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FOR SIR ALAN TO MAKE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF, THE CHEEK OF THE MAN............

UPDATES LATER.............

BREAKING..........ANDY ASKS ALAN SUGAR TO BE HIS APPRENTICE.....DETAILS LATER

LATEST.....BUNTY AND BASIL LAUNCH ASSAULT ON ANDYS HOUSE....We are hearing bunty and basil took their war one step further on andy today. Bunty did a charge on her house at andys street door both her horse and cigar suffered damage. Basil dressed in military uniform launched apples and water bombs at bangers windows and declared stage one of operation banger, a success..all this and banger wasnt even home....dear o dear o dear..

NEW UPDATES SOON.........................

LATEST ON CHARACTERS........

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND.............FROZE WHEN WE SPOKE TO HIM

DENNIS........KEEPS GETTING THROUGH TO GRANDMOTHER

LARRY.........SEARCHING STILL FOR ANDY

NOSEY NORRIS.......HAS HIS NOSE IN EVERYONES BUSINESS

MR SINCERITY.........DOSENT KNOW YOU BUT WISHES YOU WELL, AND WANTS WHATS BEST FOR YOU

MORE ON THESE CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME......

SPECIAL REPORT..................

STEPHEN HALL, TELLS US THAT HE SAW TWO WOMEN ON HIS WAY TO WORK COMING TOWARDS HIM ON HORSES, WHICH HE SAID HE THOUGHT WAS BUNTY MAND HER DAUGHTER, AND WAS PROVEN RIGHT WHEN THEY PASSED HIM AND ONE SAID IM NOT THAT SCARY.....SEEMS BUNTY AND HER DAUGHTER BOTH ENJOY A MORNING CIGAR TOGETHER....THANKS STEVE

LATEST ON CHARACTERS & MORE UPDATES LATER................

BREAKING.......BETTY TO LAUNCH SINGLE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS SAID BETTY NEW SINGLE WILL GO TO NUMBER ONE IN THE CHARTS.....THE OPERA SOND CALLED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FOR YOU WILL BE RELEASED SOON............

BUNTY THE LATEST TO JOIN THE STRIKE...................

BUNTYHAS ALSO JONED A NEW GROUP CALLED THE BUNTY BRIGADE. SHE ALSO TAKING PART IN THE STRIKE CREATING A HELL OF A SMIKE OUTSIDE THE BANGER RESIDENCE WITH FRIENDS ALL PUFFING ON THEIR CIGARS...WE HEAR ANDY GOT SO ANNOYED WITH THE SMOKE HE CALLED THE FIRE BRIGADE............

BREAKING..................BASIL LAUNCHES ATTACK ON ANDY

BROTHER OF ANDY, BASIL BANGER...HAS ALSO JOINED IN THE STRIKE, DECLARING WAR ON ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE. BASIL AS YOU KNOW THINKS HE IS STILL IN THE WAR AND HAS THREATENED TO BOMB ANDY WITH TORPEDOS AND SPITFIRE BOMBING......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.................ANDYS WORKERS WALKED OUT TODAY...........

ANDYS WORKERW WALKED OUT ON STRIKE TODAY, INCLUDING BETTY, AND ANDY HAS THREATENED THEM WITH PIPE ACTION....

UPDATES LATER.................

SPECIAL REPORT....Stephen hall from the Andy hour has told us that andy last week caused more chaos with betty at sainsburys savacentre. Apparantley he was wanting to again buy all the sauages and the manager refused. Also steve told us that andy was completely different around betty, and said she was a very stern looking woman...thanks for update steve...

DEVELOPING....ANDY HAS WROTE TO LORD COE TO HAVE PIPE SMOKING CHAMPIONSHIPS IN NEXT YEARS OLYMPICS....Dear o Dear....

LATEST....BETTY TO GO ON STRIKE....Tonight we are hearing that betty is going on strike tomorrow. We also hear that Andy has also warned his other workers if they go on strike he will stop their sausage sandwich lunchbreaks which are only 5 minutes anyway. We hear his workers complain they cant finish their lunches in 5 minutes and are striking because they wont get a pension until 95. We hear he already has a 95 year old working for him as a pilot on andys airlines and hes been told now he cant have a pension until 100 years old the man told us hes striking because andys working policies keep changing.....

BREAKING....BETTY GOES OPERA..,Getting reports that betty has made an operatic song. Andy had told us last week he was managing the wombles to re launch their career. Now we hear he has got betty to make an opera song and trying to get it made in to a single under the banger label. Hes told us betty has a beautiful voice she reminds me of katherin jenkins he said. Dear o Dear. We will have a recording on this weeks show....

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 25TH JUNE...................

THIS WEEK AS WELL AS SAT SUPREME, DARRELL IS ALSO COVERING FOR ASHLYN KAYE & PRESENTING ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY FROM 4PM.....

WE START WITH THE ANDY HOUR AS ALWAYS, PLUS GUEST CALLERS,

CITY CULTURES......BUCHAREST

NOTHING BUT 90S.........CLASSIC SONGS FROM THAT ERA

ST ALBANS FESTIVAL REPORTS......WHATS ONS

BRITIANS BEACHES.....SOUTHAMPTON

PUBLIC PROFILE.......JANET BROWN

ODDLY ENOUGH...........THEY ARE WEIRD AND WACKY

RETRO RADIO.........FLASHING BACK

THEN, IN ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY, WHATS ONS, THE TV GUIDE, GREAT MUSIC & MORE
PLUS GREAT YOUR CALLS, TXTS AND EMAILS, JOIN US FROM 1-6PM THIS SAT ON 92.6FM & ONLINE........

LATEST ON CHARACTERS............

DENNIS..............HAS CUT THE GRANDMOTHER OFF

MABLE & BURT..........KEEP FEELING DA JA VU

NORRIS THE NOSEY NEIGHBOUR....NOSIER THAN EVER

LARRY......LOOKING FOR ANDY

MR SINCERITY......CONSTANTLY WISHES US ALL WELL

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND....GETS A FROSTY RECEPTION

TUNE IN TO SAT SUPREME FOR UPDATES ON THESE CHARACTERS.....

PLUS THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE......AND THE WEEKEND WEATHER SUMMARY FOR WHATEVER YOUVE GOT PLANNED.....

LATER..............THE LATEST ON OUR CHARACTERS....

LATEST..................ANDYS FURY AT SAUSAGE TASK

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY IS FURIOUS AFTER THE SECOND SAUSAGE APPRENTICE TASK THAT TOOK PLACE TODAY. APPARANTLEY THE TASK WAS FOR THE APPRENTICES TO FIND THE TWO HIDDEN SAUSAGES HIDDEN BY ANDY. APPARANTLEY THE SAUSAGES WERE NOT IN THE PLACE ANDY PUT THEM AND WERE PUT IN A DIFFERENT PLACE BY SOMEONE...ANDY IS FURIOUS HAS ACCUSED BUNTY, BASIL AND THE APPPRENTICES OF SETTING HIM UP AS NO ONE COULD FIND THEM.....ANDY TOLD THEM YOU ARE ALL BANGED OFF....WE WILL HAVE THE RECORDING ON SATS SHOW....

SPECIAL REPORT..................

WE HEAR FROM STEPHEN HALL, THAT ANDY WAS SEEN AT A RAIL MUSEUM IN YORK THIS WEEK. STEVE WHO WAS ALSO THERE TELLS US THAT ANDY WAS INTERESTED IN BORROWING SOME STEAM ENGINES FOR BANGER RAILWAYS. ALSO ANDY HAS ANOTHER NEW HOBBY, THIS ONE BEING ASTRONOMY, HES WANTING TO PURCHASE A BIG TELESCOPE TO WATCH THE SKY AT NIGHT, BOTH NEIGHBOURS AND COUNCIL ARE AGAINST THE IDEA STEVE TELLS US THAT ANDY SAID THEY CAN GO TO HELL....HE ALSO WANTS TO GET ANOTHER SPITFIRE......GOD HELP ALL OF US...THANKS STEVE.

UPDATES LATER....................

BREAKING..................THE SEARCH FOR ANDYS APPRENTICE, CONTINUES

WE HEAR THAT ANDYS SECOND ROUND OF HIS SEARCH FOR THE SAUSAGE APPRENTICE CONTINUES WITH ANOTHER TASK SET FOR TOMORROW, WE WILL HAVE THE DETAILS IN THIS SATS SHOW. WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS HIDDEN TWO SAUSAGES FOR THE TEAM TO FIND, THE ONE THAT DOESNT FIND THEM FIRST WILL GET BANGED OFF THIS WEEKS TEAM....

LATEST....................ANDY TO INTRODUCE CHANGES TO HIS WORKERS PENSIONS

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY AMID ALL THE LATEST NEWS ON PENSIONS IS TO MAKE CAHNGES TO HIS WORKER SPENSIONS, HES TOLD THEM THEY WILL ONLY GET A PENSION WHEN THEY REYIRE AND EXPECTS THEM TO WORK TILL THEY ARE 95......DEAR O DEAR

UPDATES LATER.............

LATER THIS WEEKS SCEDULE, AND DONT MISS THE WEEKEND WEATHER SUMMARY FOR ST ALBANS WHATEVER YOUR PLANS...........

ANDY..........LAUNCHES APPRENTICE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS LAUNCHED HIS FIRST TASK TODAY FOR THE POTENTIAL APPRENTICES TO SECURE A POSITION WITHIN THE BANGER CORPORATION. ANDY, BUNTY AND BASIL THE JUDGES GRILLED THE CANDIDATES AFTER THEIR FIRST TASK AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE...WE HEAR THERE WAS TENSION WHEN ANDY TOLD THE FIRST CANDIDATE TO LEAVE THE BANGER RESIDENCE AFTER LOSING THE TSAK. BUN TY FOUND IT ALL A BIT TOO MUCH LIGHTING HER CIGAR REGULARLY AND ANDY AND BASIL PUFFING ON THEIR PIPES.....WE REVEAL ALL AS WE WERE THERE ON THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME.............

LATEST..................ANDY CONDUCTS HIS FIRST TASK FOR HIS SAUSAGE APPRENTICE......DETAILS LATER

BREAKING......ANDY IN TROUBLE OVER LUNAR MOON ECLIPSE......Residents have been phoning the police complaining of being watched by a man with a huge telescope in a field. Andy claims he was watching the lunar eclipse, and dismissed the reports as being rediculous but people report being spyed on. One woman said, that lunar cycle has sent him looney the nosey old man.

WEATHER WATCH......HEAVY RAIN & STRONG WINDS WILL AFFECT HERTS ON FRIDAY/SAT......WATCH FOR UPDATES...

BREAKING....BETTY TO GO ON STRIKE?.....Amid reports that the public sector is to go on strike on june 30th, Andy has again had to be the main headline, saying betty will also be going on strike. Dear o Dear.....

BREAKING.....ANDY & BETTY TEST MOTORBIKE & SIDECAR.....Worrying reports coming tonight. Apparantley andy has bought a motorbike & sidecar. Onlookers report andy & betty going flying past them down the streets of St Albans. Then it gets worse betty we hear came flying off in the sidecar with Andy shouting ,go betty go and betty screaming.We dont know where she went but andy went off without her . A member of the public said he looked an elderly hells angel...dear o dear o dear....

LATEST....SPECIAL REPORT....Stephen hall from the andy hour tells us that on sat after the andy hour bunty rode her horse back to redbourn causing chaos on the roads, as well as that the poor horse was choking on buntys cigar smoke. Steves mole also reports that Andy would you believe wants to hold an annual sausage tasting event in London..and steve also tells us that hes getting fed up with andy doing test transmissions for banger international every time he tunes in to a station on his radio. He said every station i tune in to hes there. Sat supreme has reported this to offcom so chances are andy could get taken off the air....many thanks steve for the update.,.

BREAKING.....ANDY TO LAUNCH OWN APPRENTICE..we hear that andy is to launch his own search for an apprentice. The recruiting has started to find his perfect sausage maker. We also hear his aides will be bunty and long lost brother basil to help him along the way. Andy says the candidates must have a passion for sausages and have a desire to be a sausage conniseur.....Dear o Dear

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE......11TH JUNE

THIS WEEK WE AS EVER START WITH THE ANDY HOUR, FINDING OUT WHAT OUR CHARACTER HAS BEEN UP TO, PLUS GUEST CALLERS......

CITY CULTURES..........MOSCOW

NOTHING BUT 90S......SONGS FROM THE THAT DECADE

BRITIANS BEACHES.....TOURS EASTBOURNE/SUSSEX

PUBLIC PROFILE.........JIMMY TARBUCK

THE ST ALBANS FESTIVAL.........SPECIAL REPORTS ON THE FESTIVAL COMING NEXT WEEKEND TO THE CITY

RETRO RADIO........STEPPING BACK IN TIME

PLUS, GREAT MUSIC, CHAT, YOUR CALLS , EMAILS AND TXTS...MAKE SURE YOUR THERE, THIS SAT FROM 1-4PM ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE RADIO VERULAM.....

THE WEEKEND WEATHER SUMMARY...................FOR 11/12TH JUNE..

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER FOR HERTS IS VERY MIXED, A WEATHER WATCH HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR SUNDAY WATCH FOR UPDATES............

SATURDAY.....SUNSHINE & HEAVY SHOWERS

SUNDAY.......TURNING VERY WET & WINDY LATER

LATEST ON CHARACTERS....................

MABLE & BURT....SAYING COULD WE PLEASE REPEAT EVERY SHOW

CANADIAN FRIEND..........LEFT OUT IN THE COLD

LARRY.......CONTINUING TO HUNT DOWN ANDY

NOSEY NORRIS.............BECOMING EVEN NOSIER

DENNIS...SAYS HES GRANDMOTHER KEEPS CALLING HIM NOW

MORE UPDATES ON THESE AND OTHER CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME.........

NEW.............

ALSO A NEW FEATURE, FROM TODAY EVERY WEEK WE WILL ISSUE THE WEEKEND FORECAST FOR HERTS, SO WHATEVER YOUR PLANS WHETHER INDOORS, OR OUT, BE SURE TO CHECK THE LATEST FORECAST FOR THE CITY FOR THE COMING WEEKEND...............

LATEST..

ANDY WE HEAR HAS BENN PRACTISING TO START UP HIS OWN MOBILE DISCO. PASSERS BY AND NEIGHBOURS REPORT HEARING ANDY REHEARSING FROM THE BANGER RESIDENCE, SAYING THINGS LIKE, THIS ONES GOING OUT TO MR STAINES, AND GET ON DOWN BETTY, THE MUSIC SOUNDS VERY OLD AND OUT OF DAT ONE PERSON REPORTED HEARING THE CHICKEN SONG........DEAR O DEAR

ANDY TO APPEAR ON POPSTAR TO OPERA STAR??????

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY WANTS TO NOW APPEAR ON POPSTAR TO OPERA STAR, WE HEAR HES SENT IN AN AUDITION WHICH WE HAVE MANGED TO GET HOLD OFF AND WILL PLAY THE WEEKEND ON THE SHOW....FIRSTLY ANDY YOU NEED TO BE A POPSTAR TO QULAIFY AND SECONDLY YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO SING, WHICH YOU CANT WE HEAR ON THE SHOW SATURDAY.. ANDY WE HEAR WAS ASKED BY THE JUDGES CAN HE SING AS A SUPRANO, WE HEAR HE SAID NO A SULTANA...HE HASNT GOT A CLUE??????

ANDY TO START A SAUSAGE SCHOOL??????

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS ANDY WANTS TO SART UP A SAUSAGE SCHOOL CALLED CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE SCHOOL . HE SAID IT WILL TEACH YOUNG PEOPLE WHO MAY HAVE A FEAR OF SAUSAGES THE IMPORTANCE THEY PLAY IN OUR LIVES, SO THEY CAN GROW UP WITH THE KNOWLEDGE AND TASTE FOR THEM...........DEAR O DEAR O DEAR

SPECIAL REPORT...................

STEHEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR TELLS US WHILST HE WAS AT SAINSBURYS ON SUNDAY ANDY WAS THERE BUYING ALL THE SAUSAGES....CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, TYPICAL OF ANDY ONLY THINKING OF HIMSELF...........THANKS STEVE FOR THAT NEWS

DEVELOPING....getting reports that andy is buying himself a harley davidson motorbike with a sidecar for betty...didnt know he had a motorbike licence..oh dear brings back memories of olive of on the buses...could andy be a hells angel?

ANDY A SURFER?.....weve heard that andy has been taking surfing lessons. Beach goers in the southwest report seeing a man with a pipe on a surfboard on a wave. One witness said it looked like a cross between popeye and the uncle from only fools and horses....dear o dear.

LATEST....ANDY HEARS FROM OLDER BROTHER BASIL...we hear today that andy has heard from his brother basil banger. The two havent spoke for ages, bunty was also suprised to hear from her brother. Basil was a general in the war. We hear he also is a big pipe smoker. We also hear that mother banger also indulged in a pipe or two when she was alive....

BREAKING.....ANDY CONDUCTS CHOIR AT ST ALBANS ABBEY...steven hall of the andy hour told sat supreme that yesterday on a visit to the abbey saw andy banger there. Andy apparantley told steve he was there to conduct the choir that evening....thanks steve for update..

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME.............4TH JUNE

JOIN DARRELL FOR THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME, AND FOR ALTERNATIVE SAT 4-6PM AS HE SITS IN FOR ASHLYN KAYE WHO IS AWAY.....

WE START AS EVER WITH THE ANDY HOUR, PLUS GUEST CALLS.....

CITY CULTURES.....NICOSIA

NOTHING BUT 90S......CLASSIC TUNES

BRITIANS BEACHES.....BRIGHTON

PUBLIC PROFILE.........SHIRLEY BASSEY

ODDLY ENOUGH......WIERD STORIES

COMMUNITY LIFE........AROUND ST ALBANS

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK TO THOSE GOLDEN YEARS

PLUS GREAT MUSIC, CHAT AND MORE...1-4PM ...THEN,,,

THE ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY.....WHATS ONS, TV GUIDE, GREAT MUSIC AND LOTS MORE...JOIN DARRELL 1-6PM THIS SAT ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE....

LATEST................

STEVE ALSO TELLS US THAT ANDY IS FURIOUS THAT HE WASNT INVITED YO AFTERNOON TEA WITH THECQUEEN AND BUNTY, THE QUEEN APPARANTLEY SAID ANDY WAS A BORE AND A LEMON AND TOLD TO STAY AWAY...WE ALSO LEARN THAT ANDYS MOGGY MINOR BROKE DOWN JUST YARDS FROM THE BANGER RESIDENCE THIS WEEK, WITH SMOKE BILLOWING ACROSS THE STREETS. A PASSER BY WALKING HER DOG HAD TO BE TAKEN TO HOSPITAL SUFFERING FROM SMOKE INHALLATION, AND NO APOLOGY FROM ANDY..........

SPECIAL REPORT..................

STEPHEN HALL HAS TOLD US THAT BETTY IS TO TOUR THE COUNTRY PROMOTING ANDYS NEW ST ALBANS BANGER....AND BUNTY HAS HER STABLES NOW OPEN TO THE PUBLIC IN REDBOURN WHERE YOU CAN BE TAUGHT HORSE RIDING BY HER DAUGHGTER FELICITY AND MEET EITHER PRINCESS ANNE OR THE QUEEN AT SOME TIME AND HAVE A MATURE CIGAR...MORE INTERESTINGLY THE LOGO ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE STABLES READS ( COME ON IN, IM NOT THAT SCARY??)...STEVE TELLS US THAT THIS ALL PART OF THE BANGER PROMOTIONS.....THANKS TO STEVE & HIS MOLE FOR UPDATES

CHARACTERS UPDATE.................

MABLE AND BURT.........REPEATING WHAT EACH OTHER ARE SAYING

LARRY....SAYS ANDY WILL GET A FOUR XXXX WHEN HE SEES HIM

CANADIAN CALLER............CANT FEEL ANYTHING

MR SINCERETY.........CARES MORE THAN EVER

DENNIS AND GRANDMOTHER........HAVE GOT CROSSED LINES

BREAKING.................ANDY FURIOUS THAT STEPHEN HALL WAS ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT.............

WE HEARING TONIGHT THAT ANDY IS FURIOUS THAT STEPHEN HALL WAS SAID TO BE ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT THIS EVENING, AND NOT HIM. HES TOLD SAT SUPREME, THAT HES ACT WAS REJECTED WHICH WAS NO SUPRISE AS IT WAS A SAUSAGE ACT, BUT STEVENS WAS A DANCE ACT...WE ARE STILL TRYING TO CONFIRM THIS, BUT HE KEPT THAT ONE QUIET...........

UPDATES LATER.......................

SPECIAL REPORT..............

STEPHEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR TELLS SAT SUPREME THATS HES MOLE HAS HEARD THAT ANDY CLAIMED THAT HE ONCE AUDITIONED FOR THE JOB AS NEWSREADER ON LBC, BUT HE WAS BEATEN BY DOUGLAS CAMERON, ANDY HAS BEEN SORE ABOUT IT EVER SINCE. AND THE QUEEN INVITED BUNTY FOR AFTERNOON TEA THIS WEEK, BUT SAID DONT BRING THAT WIERDO BRAOTHER WITH YOU MEANI8NG ANDY THE ONE WITH THE PIPE AS HE WILL ONLY TALK ABOUT SAUSAGES ALL AFTERNOON.....ANDY IS FURIOUS. THANKS FOR THE UPDATE STEVE.........

UPDATE..................

STILL GETTING REPORTS HIS EVENING THAT ANDY IS CAUSING A DISTURBANCE OUTSIDE THE STUDIOS OF BRITIANS GOT TALENT, HES DEMANDING TO SEE SIMON COWELL SAYING HE WAS MADE TO BE ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT. SIMON COWELL HAS REPORTEDY TOLD SECUITY TO TELL ANDY HE SHOULD BE ON ANOTHER SHOW CALLED BRITIANS GONE BONKERS.............

EXCLUSIVE............ANDY TRIES TO GET ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT

WE HEAR THAT ANDY TURNED UP TONIGHT TO BE ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT, BUT SECURITY MADE SURE HE DIDNT ENTER THE BUILDING WHERE IT WAS BEING TELEVISED. ANDY THEN DEMANDED TO SEE SIMON COWELL SAYING HE WAS ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, AS WE FEATURED ON SAT SUPREME, BUT SIMON COWELL SAID HE WAS USELESS THEN AND WOULOD BE AGIAN. SIMON COWELL LOOKED EGDEY ON TV TONIGHT AS ANDY WAS SHOUTING OUTSIDE THE BUILDING HE WAS GOING TO THROW SAUSAGES AT HIM WHEN HE LEFT. WE HEAR SECURITY HAS BEEN STEPPED UP.............

LATEST..............

WE ASKED ANDY AFTER SENDING HIS DEMO TO RADIO 4 FOR THE SHIPPING FORECAST IF THERE WERE WARNINGS OF ANY GALES, HE SAID IVE NEVER SUFFERED FROM THAT WIND PROBLEM..........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..................

WE ARE HEARING ANDY IS MAKING A DEMO FOR BBC RADIO 3, AND ALSO CLASSIC FM. ANDY SAYS HE HAS A VERY WIDE CLASSICAL MUSIC COLLECTION, AND A VAST KNOWLEDGE OF THE MUSIC. IT SEEMS THAT HE THINKS HE COULD NOW GET A SHOW ON ONE OF THESE STATIONS. HES ALSO WE ARE HEARING APPROACHING BBC RADIO 4, SENDING A DEMO TO DO THE SHIPPING FORECAST, HE SAYS HES HERO IS BRIAN PERKINS, A FORMER RADIO 4 PRESENTER.....BETTER NOT TELL BARNWELL ANDY

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 28TH MAY.....................

THIS WEEK DARRELL IS ALSO COVERING FOR ASHLYN KAYE FOR ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY FROM 4-6PM

WE START THIS WEEK WITH THE ANDY HOUR AS ALWAYS, FINDING OUT WHAT HES BEEN UP TO THIS WEEK, PLUS GUEST CALLERS,

CITY CULTURES..........ATHENS

EVERYTHING 80S....CLASSICS FROM THAT DECADE

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE...ALL THE GOS


BRITIANS BEACHES..........RAMSGATE


RETRO RADIO.....FLASHING BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

THEN.....4-6PM...IN ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY...WHATS ONS, GREAT MUSIC, A LOOK AT THE TV GUIDE AND MORE....

WE WILL ALSO HAVE REPORTS FROM THE HERTS COUNTY SHOW, OF WHICH RADIO VERULAM IS ATTENDING...

THIS SCHEDULE IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE.....

JOIN US FROM 1-6 THIS SAT ON RADIO VERULAM ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE....

MORE UPDATES LATER....................

DEVELOPING STORY..................

SAT SUPREME IS HEARING THAT INCREDIBLY ANDY LIKE BARACK O BAMA WHO HAS THE LOGO ON HIS HELICOPTER OF THE USA, IS HAVING N ANDY AIRLINES PLANE LOGO PUT ON THE SIDE SAYING THE : PRESIDENT OF THE UK SAUSAGE CORPORATION :FOR HIS VISIT TO SEE THE PRESIDENT IN TH USA IN THE FUTURE...........ANDY YOURE OBSESSED...

SPECIAL REPORT.....................

STEPHEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR HAS TOLD US, THAT ANDY HAD TOLD RADIO 2 THAT HE WAS DOING AN INTERVIEW WITH JEREMY VINE ABOUT YESTERDAYS STATE VISIT. HES ALSO TOLD US THAT BUNTY OWNS A HORSE STABLES AT REDBOURN AND ANDY WAS GOING TO INVITE GUESTS AS HES A BIG FAN OF HORESJUMPING HIMSELF. STEPHEN HAS ALSO TOLD US THAT ANDY IN A BID TO UPSTAGE THE RECENT VISIT BY BARACK OBAMA IS ALSO PLANNING TO DO A STATE VISIT TO IRELAND TO TRACE HIS ANCESTORS......THANKS TO STEVE & HIS MOLE FOR THOSE UPDATES.....

LATEST....................

ANDY EVENTUALLY ARRIVED WE HEAR AT THE PREIDENTS BANQUET DINNER YESTERDAY EVENING, BUT NOT UNTIL MIDNIGHT, MUCH TO THE FURY OF THE PRESIDENT, THE QUEEN HAD ALREADY LEFT AND HALF THE GUESTS FELL ASLEEP. WHEN HE DID EVENTUALLY ARRIVE THE DINNER COMMENCED ALL BE IT VERY LATE AND WITHOUT THE QUEEN. THEN THE AFTER DINNER SPEECH WAS GIVEN BY ANDY AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT WENT ON FOR AN HOUR, MANY OF THE GUESTS BEING BORED GOT UP AND LEFT. ONE GUEST SAID AS SOON AS THE WORD SAUSAGES WAS MENTIONED IT WAS ALL OVER FOR ME. WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS SAID UPON LEAVING THE PRESIDENT AND I ARE GOOD FRIENDS, AND WE ARE GOING TO BE PEN FRIENDS, INFACT HE SAID IM GOING TO WRTE TO HIM TONIGHT......THING IS ANDY THE PRESIDENT HASNT EVEN LEFT YET....DEAR O DEAR O DEAR, ALSO SAID IT WAS NICE TO SEE SO MANY PEASANTS ON ROUTE TO THE DINNER LAST NIGHT THAT HE AND BETTY COULD WAVE TO....

UPDATE......ANDY RUNNING LATE FOR PRESIDENT BANQUET.....getting reports andy has broken down on way to the banquet this evening. Apparantley everyone is waiting for andy and betty and the dinner is getting cold. Red faces all round it seems. We hear andy has called barack o bama on his mobile to say hes waiting for andys recovery service. Guests at the banquet we hear on hearing this fear they will never get started with their meal. The president isnt amused. We will more details tomorrow....

BREAKING NEWS.....ANDY TO GIVE STATE SPEECH TO PRESIDENT....we hear andy is on his way in his convoy vehicle this evening, the famous moggy minor to the ambassadors residence where he will also be joined by the queen to give a speech. We hear andy will address the gathering at the banquet to discuss the sausage shortage and other big issues. Betty will also be attending. We will have a recording of andys speech on this weeks sat supreme....

LATEST....BUNTY HAS BEEN INVITED BY QUEEN TO GO HORSERACING....bunty has told sat supreme that she has recieved an invite from her majesty to go horseracing. Bunty very excited at the invitation she she was forward to it and said she was taking a pack of her most mature cigars so they could have a cigar together...Dont think her majesty smokes bunty...

DEVELOPING STORY.....ANDY TO MEET THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT......andy has said that he is due to meet Barack Obama the american president later tomorrow. We are due to get together for a dandelion & burdoch and a sausage sandwich but refused to disclose the location. Although he did say he might be invited back for sausages on sticks and a pipe smoke with betty afterwards.We will be discussing serious issues he added like world sausage shortage and the pleasure of pipe smoking. He added that the president rang me on my mobile and asked am i free. Dear o dear

LATEST.....ANDY SEEN AT CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW....apparantley andy has been spotted at the london chelsea flower show, giving public advice on flowers and how to plant, and where to plant them. He has been telling people not to water them as it kills them off. Hes also been advising people to plant as many sausage plants as possible....dear o dear

BREAKING NEWS......Andy blames bunty and her cigars for new volcanic ash cloud that is affecting uk airspace. He has urged bunty to cut down to prevent the ash....what about your pipe andy?

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME...................21ST MAY

WE START AS EVER WITH HOUR THEY CALL THE ANDY HOUR, YES FIND OUT WHAT HES BEEN UP TO THIS WEEK.....PLUS GUEST CALLERS,

CITY CULTURES..........SOFIA

NOTHING BUT 90S......THEY ARE BACK

PUBLIC PROFILE............LES DAWSON

ODDLY ENOUGH...........WEIRD STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.....ALL THE GOSSIP

NEW FEATURE.............TO BE ANNOUNCED

RETRO RADIO............FLASHING BACK

THIS SCHEDULE MAY BE SUBJECT TO CHANGE..............

3 HOURS OF INTERESTING RADIO, WITH GREAT MUSIC, CHAT,LAUGHS AND MORE, JOIN US 1-4 THIS SAT AFTERNOON ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE.....

DEVELOPING STORY.....................

WITH SUMMER APPROACHING, WE HEAR ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING HIS NEW BARBECUES, CALLED BANGERS BARBECUES, PERFECT HE SAYS FOR THOSE SAUSAGE BURGERS, AND SUMMER SAUSAGE SIZZLERS. WE HAVE HEARD HE HAS MANAGED TO SELL 3, BUT ALL OF THESE HAVE COMPLAINED. ONE PERSON SAID IT WOULDNT LIGHT, AND THE OTHER 2 TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT THEY CAUGHT FIRE...........ANDY AS USUAL HAS FAILED TO COMMENT..DO NOT BUY THESE BANGER BARBECUES FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY...

UPDATE..................

WITH THE QUEEN ON TOUR IN IRELAND THI WEEK, HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS ANDY BANGER HAS ANNOUNCD HE WILL DOING A STATE VISIT TO LONDON SOMETIME SOON, HE SAID HE EXPECTS MAXIMUM SECURITY AND ROAD CLOSURESTO MADE ACCORDINGLY........WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?????

BREAKING...........

STEPHEN HALL, CONTRIBUTOR OF THE ANDY HOUR, TELLS US THAT ANDY HAS MADE A BID TO TAKE OVER THE JAMES WHALE SHOW ON ANOTHER SATION IN LONDON, AND CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN A FRIEND OF THOMAS EDISON INVENTOR OF THE LIGHT BOLB, WELL HOW OLD DOES THAT MAKE YOU ANDY, AND WHEN THEY INVENTED YOU, THE LIGHT CERTAINLY WENT OUT ANDY..........THANKS STEVE

MORE UPDATES LATER....................

CHARACTERS UPDATE................

MABLE AND BURT.............BECOMING VERY COMPETITIVE

MR SINCERETY...........THINKS WE ARE ALL WONDERFUL

DENNIS..........HAS REPORTED GRANDMOTHER FOR HARRASEMENT CALLS TO HIM

CANADIAN CALLER.....SAYS HE CANT FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE

LATEST.................ANDY TO CARRY OWN OLYMPIC TORCH

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT BANGER HAS SAID THAT HE WILL CARRY HIS OWN OLYMPIC TORCH NEXT YEAR WHEN THE OLYMPICS COME TO LONDON. HE SAID MY FLAME MAY GO OUT AT SOME POINT BUT DONT WORRY ILL HAVE A BOX OF MATCHES ON ME, ALSO IF PIPE SHOULD GO OUT TOO...........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING...........

WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS IN TROUBLE WITH BARNWELL OVER BEING SUSPECTED ODF CAUSING CHAOS WITH THE SAT SUPREME BLOG. DARRELL PRESENTER OF SAT SUPREME HAS SAID HE HAS EVIDENCE OF ANDYTAMPERING WITH THE SITE...ANDY HAS SAID BARNWELL IS PARANOID HE HASNT ANYTHING............

UPDATES LATER.............

BREAKING...............

STEPHEN HALL CONTRIBUTOR OF THE ANDY HOUR HAS ALSO TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT BUNTY HAS BEEN BUSY THIS WEEK, REHEARSING FOR A PART OPF UPSTAIRS/ DOWNSTAIRS AND HER GRANDAUGHTER IS ALSO REHEARSING FOR THE PART. MEANWHILE ANDY HAS BEEN APPLYING TO THE BBC FOR A PART IN.... THE THE PLACE IN THE COUNTRY.....THANKS STEVE KEEP US POSTED

LATEST..................ANDY SABOTAGES BLOG SITE.................

WE UNDERSTAND THAT DARRELL PRESENTER OF SAT SUPREME IS FURIOUS AFTER IT HAS COME TO LIGHT THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SABOTAGING THE SAT SUPREME BLOG SOMETHING HE DENIES. BUT SAT SUPREME CAN REVEAL ANDY HAS HAD A PART TO PLAY IN THE RECENT DISRUPTION. DARRELL HAS SAID THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND ANDY WILL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT...........

UPDATES SUBJECT TO DISRUPTION BECAUSE OF TECHNICAL PROBLEMS.......WE APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONVENIENCE.....

ANDY TO NOW LAUNCH SHORTS COMPANY IN DARRELLS NAME TOO....MORE LATER

MORE UPDATES TOMORROW....INCLUDING THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE.....

LATEST.....We also hear that Andy has contacted the bbc to make a new version of Howards Way . He said to the bbc controller i have the boat, the looks, the pipe the beard and a betty and ready to sail the stormy seas. Ahoy their Andy but the bbc responded we want quality and realistic programmes.....

BREAKING.....we hear andy has applied to be on the Apprentice, but his image was said to be out of date. He also lacked the knowledge and skills. This despite him offering lord Alan sugar a luxury cruise as he put it on bangers boats and a free sausage as well.....sat supreme understands though that the vessel was already sunk, bit like his idea...

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE........7TH MAY

THE ANDY HOUR............STARTS US OFF BETWEEN 1-2PM FIND OUT WHAT CHAOS HES BEEN UP, AS WELL AS GUEST CALLERS

CITY CULTURES.........ROME

NOTHING BUT 90S.........CLASSIC SONGS FROM THE DECADE ITSELF

COMMUNITY LIFE.........

ODDLY ENOUGH............WIERD STORIES

PUBLIC PROFILE..........NORMAN WISDOM

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE..........ALL THE GOSSIP

RETRO RADIO............FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION , YOUR TXTS, EMAILS, CALLS AND HOPEFULLY YOURE COMPANY AS WELL AS GREAT MUSIC....JOIN US 1-4PM THIS SAT ONLINE AND ON 92.6FM...

BREAKING.................

ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE HAS NOW DEVELOPED THE PERFECT REFRESHMENT FOR THE SUMMER ITS CALLED THE SAUSAGE SUNDAE OR BANGER CONE. HE CLAIMS IN THESE HOT CONDITIONS A SAUSAGE, PEAS AND ICE CREAM WILL KEEP YOU COOL.....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST................UPDATE ON CHARACTERS

MABLE AND BURT........WAITING FOR THE NEXT REPEAT

LARRY.....SAID TO BE ON BANGERS TRAIL

DENNIS.....LIVING IN FEAR OF THE GRANDMOTHER

MR SINCERITY......WISHING EVERYONE WELL

NOSEY NORRIS THE NEIGHBOUR......STILL TWITCHING THE CURTAINS

LISTEN FOR UPDATES ON THESE CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME.....

LATER .......LATEST ON CHARACTERS...& THIS WEEKS SCHEDULE

WEATHER WATCH ......

STORMS TO AFFECT HERTS THIS WEEKEND....DETAILS LATER

ANDY HAS WORST TURN OUT EVER ON LOCAL POLLING DAY BUT HAILS IT A SUCCESS....HE THANKED BETTY FOR VOTING....

DENTAL PATIENT OF ANDYS TO SUE AFTER FILLING WENT WRONG.........ANDY SAYS TEETH LOOK PERFECT....

UPDATES LATER....................

LATEST.....ANDY RINGS FBI AND TELLS THEM HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED PERSON....BUNTY

YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, ANDY HAS RUNG THE FBI AND TOLD THEM HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED PERSON ITS BUNTY. HE TOLD THEM IVE CAUGHT HER TAKING TOBACCO, CIGARS AND SAUSAGES FROM MY ATTIC. BUT IF YOU WANT HER HE SAID THERES A RANSOM, AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE HES ASKED FOR A THOUSAND PIPES....ANDY YOU NEED HELP..DEAR O DEAR

THE FBI WANTS TO TALK TO ANDY...................

ATEST.....ANDY RINGS FBI AND TELLS THEM HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED PERSON....BUNTY

YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, ANDY HAS RUNG THE FBI AND TOLD THEM HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED PERSON ITS BUNTY. HE TOLD THEM IVE CAUGHT HER TAKING TOBACCO, CIGARS AND SAUSAGES FROM MY ATTIC. BUT IF YOU WANT HER HE SAID THERES A RANSOM, AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE HES ASKED FOR A THOUSAND PIPES....ANDY YOU NEED HELP..DEAR O DEAR

NEW FEATURES COMING SOON TO SAT SUPREME .....WATCH FOR UPDATES..

LATE NEWS.......................

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT YET AGAIN ANDY HAS HAD TO TRY AND BE THE MAIN HEADLINE. AFTER RECENT WORLD NEWS OF OSAMA BIN LADEN, ANDY HAS SAID THAT AFTER MANY YEARS HE HAS FINALLY CAUGHT BUNTY TAKING CIGARS AND SAUSAGES FROM HIS BANGER RESIDENCE. i CANNOT REVEAL THE EVIDENCE HE SAID BUT I HAVE TAKEN STEPS TO CATCH HER RED HANDED.........DEAR O DEAR O DEAR

MORE............

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS BEEN STARTING VARIOUS FIRES AROUND THE COUNTRY. THE RECENT FIELD AND GRASS FIRES WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT HAVE BEEN STARTED SAY THE FIRE BRIGADE BY A MAN BEING CARELESS WITH A PIPE. THE FIRE BRIGADE SAYS THAT THESE FIRES HAVE COINCIDENTALLY STARTED EVERYTIME A MAN HAS BEEN SEEN IN THE AFFECTED AREA WITH A PIPE. VARIOUS BEAUTY SPOTS HAVE BEN RUINED SAY REPORTS, OBVIOUSLY ANDY DENIES THIS PUTTING IT DOWN TO THE DRY WEATHER, OR BUNTY....DEAR O DEAR

BUSY BLOG TODAY.......WE ARE GETING REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS BEEN CAUSING FIRES .....DETAILS LATER.......

MORE..............

WE ARE HEARING TONIGHT THAT ANDY BANGER IS YET AGAIN SATANING IN THE LOCAL ELECTIONS TO BE MP FOR ST ALBANS. THE BANGER PARTY WILL REUNITE TO GOVERN HE SAID. BANGER HAS BEEN SEEN GOING THROUGH THE STREETS IN HIS MOGGY MINOR WITH THE CAPTION VOTE FOR CHANGE VOTE BANGER ON HIS VEHICLE... DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..................ANDY RUNNING IN LOCAL ELECTIONS.....THE BANGER PARTY......DETAILS LATER

BREAKING......................

ANDY HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN A MUSUEM IN HENDON BY OUR VERY OWN ANDY HOUR CONTRIBUTOR STEPHEN HALL. STEPHEN HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME HE VISITED THE MUSUEM ON BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY AND OUTSIDE THERE WAS A MOGGY MINOR AND INSIDE ANDY WAS SEEN SMOKING A PIPE BUT TRYING TO AVOID STEPHEN WE DO NOT KNOW WHY MAYBE HE WAS UP TO SOMETHING AS USUAL....MANY THANKS TO STEVE FOR THIS

LATEST..................

DEREK STAINES WALKED OUT ON THE ANDY HOUR FOR THE FIRST TIME ON SATURDAY, THANKS TO ANDYS OUTBURST. HE SINCE HAS NOT APOLOGISED TO DEREK, AND DEREK HAS MADE NO FURTHER COMMENT..

LATEST...............ANDY & BETTY RENEW VOWS

ANDY & BETTY HAVE RENEWED THEIR VOWS AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE. WE HEAR THAT THE TURN OUT WAS EXCEPTIONAL ONLY ONE PERSON WAS THERE TO WISH THEM WELL. BETTY LOOKED STUNNING IN HER BLOUSE AND BLOOMERS, AND ANY APPARANTLEY IN HIS UNIVERSIRTY SUIT AND PIPE WAVING AS THEY WENT PAST IN ANDYS MOGGY MINOR. BUNTY WAS ASLO ON ATTENDANCE AS A BRIDESMAID PUFFING CIGAR AS SHE WENT PAST. WE ALSO HEAR THAT THE MOGGY MINOR BROKE DOWN AT ONE POINT BUT SOMEHOW GOT STARTED JUST ABOUT AGAIN. ANDY THANKED EVERYONE WHICH WAS ONE PERSON, WE BELIEVE WHO WAS PAID TO BE THERE BUT ANDY DENIES THIS.. THE HAPPY COUPLE ARE NOW SAID TO BE ENJOYING AN AFTERNOON SOMEWHERE AT AN UNKNOWN LOCATION............

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 30TH APRIL.........................

WE START WITH THE ANDY HOUR, WHO KNOWS WHAT HES BEEN UP TO ALTHOUGH WE DO KNOW HIM AND BETTY HAVE RENEWED THEIR VOWS....PLUS GUEST CALLERS

CITY CULTURES......BUDAPEST

EVERYTHING 80S..........CLASSICS FROM THAT DECADE

ODDLY ENOUGH....WIERD STORIES

PUBLIC PROFILE....BRUCE FORSYTH

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE......ALL THE GOSSIP

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK

PLUS A FEW MORE SUPRISES, YOUR CALLS, EMAILS AND TXTS, JOIN US THIS SATURDAY 1-4PM ON VERULAM 92.6FM

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE TO BE RELEASED TOMORROW......................

BREAKING...................ANDY TO START UP HIS OWN SHORTS COMPANY

WE ARE HEARING THAT ANDY IS STARTING UP HIS OWN SHORTS COMPANY. HE SAYS SEEING MR STAINES IN SHORTS EVERY WEEK AT THE VERULAM STUDIOS HAS INSPIRED HIM TO START UP HIS OWN SHORTS CO, BUT TO IMPROVE THEM. HE SAID DERECK SATINES SHORTS WERE FAR TOO LAIRY, AND SAID HE WILL OFFER AN ALTERNATIVE, BUT HE DIDNT RULE OUT CALLING HIS COMPANY STAINSEYS SHORTS.....DEAR O DEAR..WE WILL KEEP YOU POSTED ON THIS ONE

BREAKING.................

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, TONIGHT IT SEEMS THAT ANDY IS SO DESPERATE FOR THE MEDIA TO FOCUS ON HIM AND NOT THE ROYALS WEDDING, HE PHONED THE QUEEN TRHIS EVENING AND ASKED HER IF THE WEDDING OF PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON CAN BE RE APPTED TO ANOTHER DATE, HE SAID ITS NOT CONVENIENT FOR ME OR THE COUNTRY...... AND SAID BESIDES IVE GOT MY OWN WEDDING TO GO TO AND THE COUNTRY WILL BE WATCHING MINE I THANK YOU.. DEAR O DEAR

LATEST ON CHARACTERS..................

WE HEAR THAT LARRY..... HAS THREATENED AGAIN TO COME OVER AND RAM THAT PIPE DOWN ANDYS THROAT, AFTER RELATIONS DETERIORATE...

MABLE AND BURT......ARE HAVING DE JA VU FEELINGS AGAIN....

OUR CANADIAN CALLER.... HAS FROZEN ALL HIS FUNDS UNTIL HE GETS WARMER

DENNIS...WE HEAR HAS TOLD HIS GRANDMOTHER TO GET CONNECTED, WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

LATEST ON CHARACTERS LATER....................

LATEST.................

WE HEAR THAT ANDY AHEAD OF RENEWING HIS VOWS WITH BETTY TOMORROW, HAS DECLARED THE DAY A WORKING HOLIDAY, MEANING ALL OF HIS WORKERS ON HIS SERVICES SHOULD CELEBRATE AND WORK HE SAID, NO NEED TO TAKE THE DAY OPF JUST WORK EVEN HARDER, ME AND BETTY WILL DO THE PARTYING HE SAID, AND WE HOPE EVERYONE WILL BE WATCHING OUR PROCESSION FROM THE BANGER RESIDENCE TO HIS LOCAL SHED WHERE THE VOWS WILL TAKE PLACE. I EXPECT WORLD MEDIA TO BE THERE, APPARANTLEY HE SAID THERE IS ANOTHER WDDING TAKING PLACE IN LONDON, BUT ITS NOT A STATE AFFAIR LIKE ME AND BETTYS.......DEAR O DEAR

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 23RD APRIL......................

AS ALWAYS WE START WITH THE ANDY HOUR, CATCHING UP ON ALL THE LATEST ANTICS THAT ANDY HAS BEEN UP TO, PLUS GUEST CALLS....

CITY CULTURES.......VIENNA

EVERYTHING COUNTRY.....20 MINS OF COUNTRY CLASSICS

COMMUNITY LIFE....

ODDLY ENOUGH....

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE....LATEST CELEBRITY GOSSIP

RETRO RADIO....FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION AND A FEW MORE SUPRISES, AND ALL THE BEST MUSIC, JOIN US 1-4PM THIS SAT ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE.........

LATEST........BUNTY URGES EVERONE TO HAVE A CIGAR THIS EASTER..........

BUNTY TONIGHT HAS URGED EVERYONE TO HAVE A CIGAR THIS EASTER. MANY WANT TO TRY ONE BUT FEEL TOO SHY SHE SAID. NOW IS THE TIME TO TAKE THE PLUNGE AND TRY ONE TODAY SHE SAID......DEAR O DEAR BUNTY

A BUSY BLOG TONIGHT , STILL STORIES ARE BREAKING, SO SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE WILL BE ISSUED TOMORROW.............

ANDY ASKS FOR ALL FAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF HIM TO BE IGNORED............

ANDY BANGER FUMING AT ANDY HOUR CONTRIBUTOR STEPHEN HALL FOR DELIVERING A FORGED SIGNED FAKE PHOTOGRAPH TO A RADIO VERULAM LISTENER HAS CALLED FOR ALL PHOTOGRAPHS TO BE IGNORED AND, HE BLAMED STEPHEN FOR CIRCULATING THESE PICTURES AND AND PROMISED TO HITBACK WITH HIS OWN FAKE PICTURE OF HIM.......DERA O DEAR..SO FAR STEVEN HALL HAS REFUSED TO COMMMENT...

WARNING OVER FAKE EASTER EGGS.................

LOTS HAPPENING THIS WEEK WITH BANGER, HES NOW, WE ARE HEARING SELLING FAKE EASTER EGGS DISSAPOINTING THOUSNADS OF CHILDREN. APPARANTLEY THE EGGS ARE GOING CHEAP AND LOOK ATRACTIVE ENOUGH BUT ONCE THE CHILDREN OPEN THE EGG WHICH IS FAKE CHOCOLATE ANYWAY, THEY HAVE SAUSAGES INSIDE. WE ALREADY HAVE RECIEVED COMPLAINTS FROM PARENTS SAYING THEY WANT THEM BANNED...BE WARNED WHEN BUYING YOUR EGGS THIS EASTER...........

ANDY SELLING FAKE EGGS................DETAILS LATER

ANDY WRECKS MORE GARDENS............

ANDY HAS BEEN RUINING GARDENS AGAIN, APPARANTLEY HES PULLED UP ALL THE FLOWERS AND LEFT THE WEEDS IN SEVERAL GARDENS IN ST ALBANS..SAT SUPREME HAS RECIEVED COMPLAINTS FROM LISTENERS. CAN WE JUST REMIND YOU THAT RADIO VERULAM AND SAT SUPREME TAKE NO FESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGE TO PROPERTIES BY ANDY, AND CAN NOT THEREFORE OFFER ANY COMPENSATION, SO THINK TWICE BEFORE LETTING BANGER ON YOU PROPERTY....

UPDATES LATER.................

BREAKING.................

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS BUNTY IS TO LAUNCH A CIGAR CAMPAIGN TO GET MORE PEOPLE TO SMOKE CIGARS. ITS A MOST ENJOYABLE AND HUMBLE EXPERIENCE TO PUFF ON A MATURE CIGAR. TRY IT, SHE SAYS, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING,IT MAY CHANGE YOUR LIFE........DEAR O DEAR BUNTY

LATEST.................ANDY LASHES OUT AT STEPHEN HALL

ANDY WE HEAR TONIGHT HAS LAUNCHED AN ATTACK ON STEVEN HALL, ONE OF THE CONTRIBUTORS OF THE ANDY HOUR. WE HEAR THAT STEVEN WENT ROUND TO ONE OF THE LISTENERS HOUSES AND HANDED A SINGNED PHOTO OF ANDY , BUT FORGED ANDYS SIGNATURE. WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS FUMING AND CALLED FOR STEVEN HALL TO BE REPREMANDED BY BETTY.......

BREAKING.............BETTY TO BE EASTER BUNNY IN PARADE...........

WE HEAR THAT BETTY IS TO BE AN EASTER BUNNY IN THE EASTER PARADE. APPARANTLEY ANDY HAS SAID BETTY LOOKS LIKEA REAL BUNNY IN HER OUTFIT AND IS A NATURAL....MEANWHILE BETTY WE BROKE A NEW RECORD IN THE LONDON MARATHON ON SATURDAY FINISHING VERY EALY ON SUNDAY MORNING....WELL DONE BETTY

UPDATES LATER.....

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SAT 16TH APRIL................

THIS WEEKS SHOW STARTS WITH THE ANDY HOPUR AS ALWATS , FIND OT WHAT HE HAS BEEN UP TO, PLUS HOPEFULLY GUEST CALLERS,

CITY CULTURES.............BERLIN

EVERYTHING 80S......CLASSICS FROM THAT ERA

COMMUNITY LIFE....

ODDLY ENOUGH.........THE CRAZIEST STORIES

PUBLIC PROFILE.......LIZ TAYLOR

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE...ALL THE GOSSIP

RETRO RADIO.....FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION, YOUR CALLS, EMAILS, AND TXTS ALL FROM 1-4 ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE.....

BREAKING..............ANDY INSULTS ALL OUR CHARACTERS..................

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS OBTAINED ALL THE TELEPHONE NUMBERS OF OUR CHARACTERS AND PHONED AND INSULTED THEM. WE HAVE HEARD THAT SOMETIME THIS EVENING HE APPARANTLEY PHONED EVERY ONE OF THEM, MABLE AND BURT, OUR CANADIAN CALLER AND LARRY OUR AUSSIE CALLER HAVE COMPLAINED. DARRELL PRESENTER OF SAT SUPREME AND PRODUCER HAVE BEEN CALLED TO LOOK IN TO THIS............

LATEST......ANDY PHONES OUR CHARACTER AUSSIE.. LARRY

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS PHONED LARRY IN AUSTRALIA, AND HAD WORDS WITH HIM ABOUT LAST SATURDAYS OUTBURST ON AIR. WE BELIEVE A FIERCE EXCHANGE OF WORDS TOOK PLACE, AND ANDY AT THE END OF THE CALL PUT THE PHONE DOWN BUT NOT BEFORE CALLING A LARRY AN AUSSIE BEACH BUM, AND TELLING HIM TO PUT THAT IN HIS PIPE AND SMOKE IT.....GOODNESS SAKE

BREAKING.................ANDY TO MAKE SOUVENIRS FOR HIS OWN WEDDING DAY??

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS ARRANGED FOR SOUVENIRS TO BE MADE, BUT NOT FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING, BUT FOR HIS OWN ON FRIDAY 29TH APRIL. APPARANTLEY HE IS GETTING MUGS WITH ANDYS FACE ON THEM AND BETTYS AS WELL AS PIPES AND CIGAR HOLDERS. ITS THE DAY WE RENEW OUR VOWS HE SAID, ME AND BETTY WANT THE COUNTRY TO BOTH CELEBRATE AND REMEMBER.............DEAR O DEAR

MORE UPDATES SOON................

SAT SUPREME 9TH APRIL....................

THIS WEEKS SHOW KICKS OFF AS ALWAYS WITH THE ANDY HOUR, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN, AFTER LAST WEEK WHEN DARRELL, FOR THE FIRST TIME TEMPORARILY WALKED OUT ON THE SHOW....PLUS GUEST CALLERS....

CITY CULTURES.........STOCKHOLM

NOTHING BUT 90S.........CLASSICS FROM THE 90S

COMMUNITY LIFE....IN ST ALBANS

ODDLY ENOUGH............WEIRD WACKY STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.........ALL THE GOSSIP

PUBLIC PROFILE............RAY WINSTON

RETRO RADIO .....FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION, YOUR CALLS, TXTS AND EMAILS, JOIN US THIS SAT 1-4PM ON 92.6FM & ONLINE FOR SAT SUPREME....

BREAKING...............ANDY INSISTS ON BANK HOLIDAY...BUT ONLY FOR BANKS??

ANDY SAYS THAT HE INSISTS ON A BANK HOLIDAY FOR EARLY MAY, BUT ONLY FOR BANKS. HE SAYS THAT ONLY BANKS SHOULD HAVE DAY OFF TO GIVE US ALL A BREAK, BUT WE SHOULD KEEP WORKING...........DEAR O DEAR

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE LATER ..........

BREAKING............ANDY TO LAUNCH HIS OWN SAUSAGE EASTER EGG

WE ARE HEARING TONIGHT ANDY IS THOUGHT TO BE THINKING OF CREATING A FIRST EVER SAUSAGE EASTER EGG.....DONT ASK, WE DONT KNOW WHAT THIS WILL ENTAIL, AND WHAT FOR THAT MATTER IT WILL TASTE LIKE, IT WILL BE AN ALL TIME FIRST. BUT WE UNDERSTAND THAT ANDY IS VERY EXCITED AT THE CONCEPT, AND IS ALREADY TALKING TO BETTY ABOUT THE INGREDIENTS. HE SAID IT WILL PUT THE BUTTONS EGG TO SHAME.........

CHARACTERS UPDATE...............

MABLE & BURT........... ARE SAYING THAT HISTORY WILL REPEAT ITSELF

LARRY.....SAYS THAT BARNEY IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

OUR CANADIAN CALLER....SAYS HES GETTING COLDER

DENNIS .....WE HEAR HAS PHONED HIS GRANDMOTHER

MR SINCERITY.....SAYS HE HOPES EVERBODY IS WELL...YES WE BELIEVE HIM.

MORE.......

WE HEAR THAT ANDY SAYS HES A QUALIFIED FIREFIGHTER AFTER PUTTING OUT A MASSIVE BLAZE AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE. HE SAYS BETTY HAS HAILED HIM A HERO, WHEN WE ASKED BETTY WHAT WAS THE HUGE FIRE HE EXTINGUISHED SHE SAID HE BLEW OUT A CANDLE, BUT ANDY SAYS THE FLAME WAS HARD TO PUT OUT .....DEAR O DEAR.. SO WE HEAR HE HAS APPLIED TO BECOME A FIREFIGHTER AND SAID HES FULLY QUALIFIED......

ANDY TO JOIN FIRE BRIGADE????.........MORE LATER

UPDATES LATER...........

BREAKING.......DARRELLWALKS OUT ON SHOW.....

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME..........2ND APRIL .....

THE ANDY HOUR GETS US UNDERWAY BETWEEN 1&2PM, WITH ALL THE LATEST ON ANDYS ANTICS THIS WEEK, PLUS GUEST CALLERS NO DOUBT....

CITY CULTURES......REYKJAVIK

EVERYTHING 80S..... RELIVE CLASSICS 80S TUNES

PUBLIC PROFILE.....LIZA MINELLI

COMMUNITY LIFE......IN ST ALBANS

ODDLY ENOUGH........WIERD STORIES

RETRO RADIO .....FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION, YOUR CALLS, EMAILS, TXTS. JOIN US THIS SATURDAY ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE.....

BREAKING.......ANDY TO GIVEN GARDENING COURSES???

WE ARE HEARING TONIGHT ANDY IS TO START UP GARDENING COURSES FOR ALL BUDDING GARDEN ENTHUSIASTS. HE SAYS HE IS THE KNOWLEDGABLE GARDENER, EVERYTHING WILL GROW HE SAYS IF YOU FOLLOW MY STEP BY STEP TUTORING. APPARANTLEY THE COURSES ARE TO BE MADE AVAILABLE SOON.....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST ON CHARACTERS..........

MABLE & BURT.....MABLE SAYS SHE IS SICK OF REPEATING HERSELF TO BURT

LARRY......SAYS WHO IS BARNEY??

CANADIAN CALLER....HAS HAD A BATH TO GET WARMER

DENNIS....STILL ON THE RUN

MORE ON THESE AND NEW CHARACTERS....FOLLOW AND LISTEN TO SAT SUPREME

ANDY APPROAHES VERULAM PROGRAMME CONTROLLER ABOUT OWN PROGRAMME.......

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS APPROACHED PHIL RICHARDS REGARDING DOING A GARDENING PROGRAMME ON RADIO VERULAM. HE CLAIMS THAT THE PROGRAMME WOULD GIVE TOP TIPS ON HOW TO HELP BUDDING GARDENERS. ANDY HIMSELF CLAIMS TO HAVE GREEN FINGERS, AND INSISTS HE KNOW S A LOT ABOUT GARDENING, WHICH IS REMARKABLE CONSIDERING HE LIVES IN A FIELD........

LATEST....

ANDY IS TO OFFER A NEW WEATHER SERVICE, HE SAYS THAT THE MET OFFICE IS OUTDATED AND PROVIDES AN INACCURATE FORECAST, AND WITH HES NEW WEATHER GAUGE HE CAN PROVIDE A UP TO DATE WEATHER SERVICE. ALTHOUGH HOW UP TO DATE ISNT CLEAR. DEFINITLEY ONE TO WATCH THOUGH, WILL HE GET IT RIGHT HE SAYS HES BEEN STUDYING IT FOR DAYS AND KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A FORECAST....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST..............

WE HEAR THAT BUNTY IS FUMING WITH ANDY OVER HES TURNAROUND ON PROMISING TO BOTH FREEZE THE PRICE OF HER CIGARS AND INCREASE THE AMOUNT TO HER. WE HEAR THAT BOTH BUNTY AND ANDY HAVE BEEN ARGUING SINCE SATURDAY AND NOW A FALL OUT HAS ENSUED. ANDY HAS SAID THAT HE HAS HAD TO MAKE FURTHER CUTBACKS AND ITS NOT PERONAL HE HAS OFFERED BUNTY 3 HALF CIGARS.........

BREAKING.....ANDY & BUNTY AT LOGGERHEADS ......MORE LATER

UPDATES LATER

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME.............26TH MARCH............

THIS WEEKS SHOW HOLDS A FEW CHANGES, IT OPENS WITH THE ANDY HOUR.....FIND OUT WHAT HES BEEN UP TO THIS WEEK, PLUS GUEST CALLS....

CITY CULTURES...........HELSINKI

NOTHING BUT 90S...........CLASSICS FROM THAT DECADE

PUBLIC PROFILE..........

ODDLY ENOUGH........WEIRDEST STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.......ALL THE CELEB GOSSIP

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION, YOUR CALLS, EMAILS AND TXTS AND MORE....MAKE IT SAT SUPREME THIS SAT 1-4PM ON 92.6 AND ONLINE RADIO VERULAM.....

LATEST ON CHARACTERS...............

MABLE & BURT........... ARE GETTING VERY REPETITIVE

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND............SAYS EVERYING IS FROZEN INCLUDING HIS ASSETS

DENNIS........ STILL ON THE RUN

LARRY......LOOKING FOR BARNEY

OUR ROVING REPORTER.......STILL SAYING SOMETHING HAS DEFINITLEY HAPPENED

MORE ON THESE AND OTHER CHARACTERS........ON SAT SUPREME

BREAKING.......................

WE HAVE ALSO HEARD THAT ANYS NEW REMOVAL SERVICE HAS GARUANTEED TO SATISFY THE CUSTOMER, HE SAID TO SAVE FUEL WE WILL CARRY ALL THE CONTENTS OF THE CUSTOMERS HOUSE TO THE NEW ONE, WITHOUT WASTING FUEL. WELL HOW DOES HE SUPPOSE HE IS GOING TO DO THAT???

ANDY REVEALS BUDGET...............

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS ANNOUNCED HIS BUDGET......

DETAILS INCLUDE.....BETTY TAX TO BE FROZEN....

SAUSAGES TO HAVE MEAT REDUCED...........

ANDYS AIRLINES FARES TO BE REDUCED BY AT LEAT 1 PENNY, HE SAYS A MASSIVE SAVING FOR FLYERS

A TYPICAL PACKET OF BUNTYS CIGARS TO BE REDUCED BY HALF A PENNY, GIVING MORE FOR BUNTY TO SMOKE...

AND HE SAID THAT SOON ANDY WOULD CREATE HIS OWN FUEL, WHICH HE SAIYS WILL BE THE WAY FORWARD TO BEAT THE CURRENT FUEL CRISIS, BUT HE DECLINED TO GIVE DETAILS.....

UPDATES TOMORROW......

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME........19TH MARCH

WE START IN EARNEST WITH THE ANDY HOUR....ALL THE LATEST ON THE CHARCATERS WHEREABOUTS AND WHAT HES BEEN UP TO, PLUS GUEST CALLERS.......

CITY CULTURES........OSLO

EVERYTHING 80S......CLASSICS FROM THAT ERA

COMMUNITY LIFE......A LOOK AT LIFE IN ST ALBANS

ODDLY ENOUGH.........WEIRD STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE......KEP UP TO DATE ON CELEBRITY NEWS

WEIRD WEATHER.....A LOOK AT THE PLANETS WEIRD WEATHER PHENOMENON

RETRO RADIO.........TALES US BACK IN TIME

PLUS, A COMPETITION,. YOUR EMAILS, CALLS, TXTS, CHAT, GREAT MUSIC AND MORE...THIS SAT 1-4 ON RADIO VERULAM 92.6FM AND ONLINE....JOIN US

CHARACTERS UPDATE...........................

MABLE AND BURT.............SAY THAT THINGS ARE REPEATING THEMSELVES

OUR ROVING REPORTER......SAYS THAT SOMETHING IS STILL HAPPENING

LARRY......IS STILL LOOKING FOR BARNEY

DENNIS .....STILL TRYING TO AVOID THE GRANDMOTHER

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND......HAS PLUGGED HIMSELF IN , IN A BID TO WARM UP

LATEST ON CHARCATERS LATER......+ THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE.......

ANDY IN TROUBLE AGAIN................

ANDY APPARANTLEY WENT TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE TODAY TO WOULD YOU BELIEVE REPORT ON THE ROYAL WEDDING, ONLY ONE MONTH TOO EARLY. HE WAS QUICLY TURNED AWAY BY THE QUEENS GUARDS, WHO SAID HE WAS BECOMING INCREASINGLY IRRITATING AND HER MAJEST WOULD NOT SEE HIM. THAN HE ASKED IF ONE OF THE GUARDS COULD GIVE HER A PERSONAL NOTE, WHEN WAS TOLD NO, ANDY THEN SAID IM REPORTING YOU........DEAR O DEAR

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 12TH MARCH.................

WE START THIS WEEKS SHOW WITH THE EVER CONTROVERSIAL ANDY HOUR, FIND OUT WHAT ANDYS BEEN UP TO, WHEN, HOW AND WHERE......PLUS GUEST CALLERS

THEN.......

CITY CULTURES......COPENHAGEN

NOTHING BUT 9OS.......CLASSICS FROM THAT ERA

COMMUNITY LIFE..........FOCUSING ON THE CITY

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.........LATEST CELEBRITY GOSSIP,

ODDLY ENOUGH...........THEY GET WIERDER

RETRO RADIO............FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION, YOUR CALLS, EMAILS, TXTS AND MORE THIS SAT 1-4.....

LATEST UPDATE ON CHARCATERS.................

WE HEAR OUR NEW SCOTTISH CALLER DONALD..............IS LOOKING FOR HIS TROUSERS

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND IS TRYING A NEW WAY OF GETTING WARM.....CLOSING ALL WINDOWS

MABLE & BURT........ARE MORE REPETITIVE THAN EVER

DENNIS.......HAS GONE MISSING IN FEAR OF HIS GRANDMOTHER

THE ROVING REPORTER......DOSENT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING

LISTEN FOR UPDATES ON SAT SUPREME ON THESE CHARACTERS............

BREAKING..................

WE HEAR THAT DARRELL HAS OPENED HIS CARD FROM ANDY, AND NO SUPRISE WHEN OPENED HE SAID IT WAS A POP UP BETTY. ITS TYPICAL OF ANDY DARRELL SAID BUT A NICE GESTURE............

ANDY LATEST...................

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS ANDY HAS SENT DARRELL PRESENTER OF SAT SUPREME A RECYCLED BIRTHDAY CARD, APPARANTLEY ITS RUMOURED ITS THE SAME ONE HE SENT LAST YEAR...OUR MOLE TELLS US DARRELL IS IN FOR A SUPRISE WITH ITS CONTENTS.....

LATEST.........................ANDY OFFERS HIS REPORTING SKILLS TO BBC

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS SENT IN A DEMO TO THE WORLD SERVICE, TO OFFER HIS REPORTING SKILLS AND VOLUNTEERING TO REPORT IN THE MIDDLE EAST...WE HEAR THAT HE DID A REPORT FROM HIS FIELD GIVING THE LATEST ON BETTY............DEAR O DEAR

WATCH FOR UPDATES.....................

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 5TH MARCH......

AS ALWAYS WE COMMENCE WITH THE ANDY HOUR......PLUS GUEST CALLS

CITY CULTURES.......THIS WEEK, LISBON

EVERYTHING 80S......CLASSIC SONGS FROM THE THAT DECADE

COMMUNITY LIFE......

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE....SHOWBIZ NEWS

ODDLY ENOUGH......THE WACKIEST STORIES

RETRO YEARS......FLASHING BACK

PLUS...A COMPETITION, ONE OR TWO OTHER SUPRISES, YOUR CALLS, EMAILS AND TXTS, BE PART OF WHAT IS ESSENTIAL SATURDAY LISTENING. TOMORROW 1-4PM ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE.....

BRACE YOURSELF, THIS COMPLETES THE BANGER PHOTO ALBUM...YES ITS ANDYS MOTHER, MOTHER BANGER......DEAR O DEAR O DEAR........THATS WHERE HE GETS HIS LOOKS FROM , IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY........WE WILL HAVE THIS WEEKS SCHEDULE ON SAT SUPREME TOMORROW.....

AND HERES THE LATEST PIC OF BUNTY, ALL TANNED RETURNING FROM A RECENT HOLIDAY WITH AN EVEN MORE MATURE CIGAR......WHAT A DIFFERENCE, HAIR LONGER WITH THAT TAN BUNTY, MAYBE A TRIP IS NEEDED TO THE DENTIST WITH THOSE NEGLECTED TEETH......LATER ANDYS MOTHER......

UPDATES LATER..............

WELL LOOK WHO IT IS,AN OLD PICTURE OF BUNTY ON A FAIRLY MATURE CIGAR......WE WILL HAVE AN UPDATED PHOTO LATER FOR YOU...PREPARE YOURSELF...AND LATER ANDYS MOTHER.....

ANOTHER SNAP FROM THE BANGER FAMILY ALBUM, THIS APPARANTLEY IS ANDYS DAD, FATHER BANGER........YOU WAIT TO YOU SEE HIS MUM & BUNTY....

WELL WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, IS A YOUNG UGLY ANDY.....WHAT AN UGLY BUNCH....BY THE WAY IF YOU WANT TO VIEW THESE PICTURES MORE CLOSELY. THEY ARE AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING IN THE CHAMBERS OF HORRORS....

WE ARE MAKING OUR WAY THROUGH THE BANGER FAMILY ALBUM, ANDY CLAIMS THIS IS HES DAUGHTER???? DIDNT KNOW HE HAD ONE......