ATEST.....ANDY RINGS FBI AND TELLS THEM HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED PERSON....BUNTY

YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, ANDY HAS RUNG THE FBI AND TOLD THEM HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED PERSON ITS BUNTY. HE TOLD THEM IVE CAUGHT HER TAKING TOBACCO, CIGARS AND SAUSAGES FROM MY ATTIC. BUT IF YOU WANT HER HE SAID THERES A RANSOM, AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE HES ASKED FOR A THOUSAND PIPES....ANDY YOU NEED HELP..DEAR O DEAR