DEVELOPING STORY.....ANDY TO MEET THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT......andy has said that he is due to meet Barack Obama the american president later tomorrow. We are due to get together for a dandelion & burdoch and a sausage sandwich but refused to disclose the location. Although he did say he might be invited back for sausages on sticks and a pipe smoke with betty afterwards.We will be discussing serious issues he added like world sausage shortage and the pleasure of pipe smoking. He added that the president rang me on my mobile and asked am i free. Dear o dear