BREAKING..........ALL BANGER OLYMPIC TICKETS SELL OUT

WE HEAR TODAY THAT ANDY HAS TOLD US THAT WITHIN HOURS OF HIM DECLARING THAT THERE WAS TO BE A BANGER OLYMPICS, TICKETS SOLD OUT FOR THE EVENT. STRANGELY ENOUGH WE DO NOT KNOW THE DATE FOR THE GAMES BUT THERE WAS A RUSH OF ORDERS FOR THEM THIS MORNING, AND BOTH TICKETS SOLD INSTANTLY......DEAR O DEAR