BREAKING...............BANGER BUSES????

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT THE LATEST VENTURE OF ANDYS IS TO START UP BANGORS BUSES. ALL SERVICES TO RUN TOGETHER AND ONE BUS EVERY 12 HOURS, AND FARES TO BE £50 ONE WAY.ANDY SAID BETTY TO BE A BUS DRIVER SHES EXCITEE AT THE THE IDEA AND DESPERATE TO SART. ANDY SAID WE AIM TO SART SERVICE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND HAS OFFERED BASIL BUS CONDUCTOR POSITION.....DEAR O DEAR