DEVELOPING STORY..................BANGERS ON HOLIDAY

WE HAVE HEARD THAT THE BANGERS HAVE GONE ON HOLIDAY TO BOGNOR. WE HEAR THAT THEY ARE STAYING IN A DISCREET LOCATION IN A TENT....TODAY WE HEAR BETTY AND ANDY WENT TO THE BEACH AND SUNBATHERS QUICKLY MADE A RUN FOR IT WITH WITNESSES DESCRIBING SEEING A WIERD COUPLE, A MAN AND WOMAN BOTH WITH HANDKERCHIEFS ON BOTH THEIR HEADS, BOTH SMOKING PIPES IN OLD SWIMWEAR HEADING FOR THE BEACH.....APPARANTELY THEY ARE THERE FOR A WEEK, GOD HELP THE POOR PEOPLE OF SUSSEX.....