Thursday 25 August 2011

LATEST..........ANDY PUBLISHES NEW SILLY LAWS

WITH THE GOVERMENT PUBLISHING ITS LIST OF REDICULOUS RULES...WHAT A SUPRISE ANDY HAS PUBLISHED HIS TOO....

1) NO SAUSAGES AFTER 9PM, AS THIS CAN CAUSE WIND

2) ALL BETTYS TO REPORT TO ANDY BY 11PM??

3)NOBODY ALLOWED IN THE BANGER FIELDS AFTER 7PM OR BEFORE 7PM??

4) ALL PIPES TO BE SMOKED WITH 3 AT A TIME, EXCEPT GRANDMOTHERS WHO ARE EXEMPT

5)ALL STATIONS IN UK TO BROADCAST THE ANDY SHIPPING FORECAST???

WELL, WE CAN ONLY HOPE THESE DONT TAKE EFFECT...........

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