LATEST.....BASIL BANGER CLAIMS HE IS UNDER ATTACK

SOURCES TELL US THAT BASIL BANGER CLAIMS HE IS YET AGAIN UNDER ATTACK, ONLY THIS TIME ITS BY PIGEONS EVEY TIME HE LEAVES THE HOUSE. WE HEAR HE HAS THREATENED THEM WITH HIS AIR RIFLES THREATENING ALL OUT WAR .....DEAR O DEAR