LATEST...................EMERGENCY SERVICES CALLED TO BANGER RESIDENCE LAST NIGHT

We have just learned that 25 Fire Engines surrounded Banger Residence in the early hours of this morning after reports of thick smoke billowing from the Bedroom of the House. This followed a Fire alarm that was sparked by a pipe that Andy had forget to put out. Andy said it was a false alarm Betty and I are fine, we were both sitting having a puff on our pipes when Betty got amorous with me, the pipe fell on the floor,and was forgotten about. Next thing lots of fire engines were surrounding the House.........