BREAKING NEWS...............................

We hear today that Andys pipe started a fire scare in a busy shopping centre. Hundreds of shoppers were evacuated and Held after the fire Alarm went off, but would you believe Andy escaped wondering what all the fuss was about and selfishly complaining that he hadnt finished his weekly shopping........Andy said that he did see the No Smoking Signs but said i wasnt smoking, i had a pipe.............For Goodness Sake Andy