LATEST.........THE ANDY BUDGET.....

EARLIER TODAY THE ANDY BUDGET WAS RELEASED AS ANDY SET OUT HIS ALTERNATIVE BUDGET IN A SPEECH AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE BEFORE BETTY.... THERE DOES NOT SEEM MUCH CHEER.......

THE MAIN POINTS......

SAUSAGES TO BE FROZEN?????.....BUT THEY ARE SOMETIMES ANDY BRFORE YOU COOK THEM ANYWAY?

DANDELION & BURDOCK ....PRICE TO BE UNCHANGED....ONLY BECAUSE HE DRINKS SO MUCH OF IT

PIPES & TOBACCO.....PRICES TO BE CUT.....WHAT A SURPRISE

FREE BETTY TAX.......WHATEVER THAT MEANS

CIGARS .....PRICES TO BE CUT....ANOTHER SURPRISE, PROBABLY PRESSURE FROM BUNTY

BUT.....FUEL TO BE INCREASED....BUT NOT ANDYS FUELS

AND INCOME TAX TO INCREASED BY 20 PER CENT, ANDY SAID IT'S BEEN A DIFFICULT YEAR AND PROFITS ARE DOWN....HE PROPOSES THIS TO HIS PUBLIC HE SAID .....

DEAR O DEAR......YOU CAN STICK IT ANDY