BREAKING....................ANDY TO SUE NHS

WELL, ANDY BANGER SAYS HE WILL BE SUING THE NHS FOR CHUCKING HIM OUT OF HOSPITAL BEFORE TIME AND NOT GIVING ADEQUATE CARE AND ATTENTION, HE SAYS HIS SECRETARY BETTY WHO HAS A FAST SHORTHAND OF AT LEAST ONE WORD PER MINUTE WILL BE ON THE CASE AND WILL BE SENDING A LETTER TO HIS SOLICITOR ASAP......OH DEAR