BREAKING..........ANDY CONTACTS BRITIANS GOT TALENT .......

WE HEAR ANDY HAS CONTACTED ITVS BRITIANS GOT TALENT SO THAT HE AND BETTY CAN DO THEIR ACT. APPARANTLEY HE TOLD ONE OF THE JUDGES HE AND BETTY WERE VERY TALENTED AND BETTY WAS A VERY GOOD JUGGLER AND ANDY A FIRE EATER. HE ALSO SAID HE DID BRILLIANT EXPERT PIPE ACT, ANYWAY AFTER OBVIOUSLY GETTING REJECTED HE THEN CRITICISED COWELLS JUDGING AND SAID HE COULD BE A MUCH BETTER JUDGE THAN HIM . ON HEARING THIS THE JUDGE HUNG UP ON HIM ......DEAR O DEAR ANDY