LATEST ON CHARACTERS....................

LARRY.............ANDY IS AS DEAD AS A SAUSAGE

MABLE & BURT..........CANT GET A GRIP ON REALITY

DENNIS..............IN FEAR OF THE GRANDMOTHER

NOSEY NORRIS.........WANTS TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE

CANADIAN FRIEND...........FROZEN SOLID

LISTEN FOR UPDATES ON THESE & OTHER CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME.......

NOW GET READY FOR THE BETTY OLYMPICS....................

WELL, WEVE HEARD IT ALL NOW, AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE UPCOMING OLYMPICS BEING A YEAR AWAY AND IN THE NEWS, ANDY HAS YET AGAIN GONE ONE BETTER, SAYING THAT THE BETTY OLYMPICS ARE ONE YEAR AWAY TOO. HE SAID PREPARE FOR THE BETTY DECATHLON. BETTY HIGH JUNP, BETTY ONE HUNDRED METRES. BETTY LONG JUMP, AND BETTY JAVELIN EVENT...ALL ABOUT BETTY, SHES GOING TO BE ONE WORN OUT BETTY ANDY, HAS SHE STARTED TRAINING YET???? DEAR O DEAR, GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE.....

DEVELOPING................

WE HEAR THAT AFTER THE RCENT ANNOUNCEMENT BY FORDS TO NOT HAVE ANYMORE CD PLAYERS IN THEIR FUTURE MODELS. ANDY HAS SAID THAT HE WILL IN COMPARISON HAVE ALL RADIO STEREOS IN THE BANGER BUSES, PLANES, TRAINS ETC, SET TO RADIO BANGER.....STRANGE THAT ANDY ITS NOT EVEN ON THE AIR....DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.....AT HOME WITH THE BANGERS....The reality tv soap has become a step nearer today with Andy saying that he has had talks with the producer of the osbornes....whatever Andy.

LATEST.....BETTY MAKES A CONCERTO......WE HEAR THAT THE BANGERS HOLIDAY HAVE GIVEN THEM SOME INSPIRATION WITH BETTY GETTING ALL AMOROUS AND RECORDING A LOVERS CONCERTO OF WHICH WE WILL HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE RECORDING THIS WEEK, AND ANDY HAS ALSO BEEN MAKING A RECORDING AS WELL, HES BEING TRAINED UP ON THE DRUMS BY A FAMOUS, DRUMMER & SINGER WE WILL HAVE HES NEXT WEEK........TUNE IN FOR THE LATEST EXCLUSIVE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW.......

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 23RD JULY.....................

WE START THIS WEEK WITH THE FIRST HOUR AGAIN BEING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WITH ANDY STILL AWAY..WE WILL HAVE GUEST CALLERS AND SOME GREAT MUSIC...

THEN....

CITY CULTURES.......CAIRO

NOTHING BUT 90S......GREAT TUNES FROM THE 90S

BRITIANS BEACHES.....TORBAY/DEVON

PUBLIC PROFILE........JOAN COLLINS

COMMUNITY LIFE.....WHATS HAPPENING AROUND ST ALBANS

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.....ALL THE GOSSIP

ODDLY ENOUGH......THE WEIRDEST STORIES

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK

ALL THIS & MORE BETWEEN 1 & 4 ON 92.6FM & ONLINE JOIN US THIS SATURDAY.....

CHARACTERS LATEST.........................

LARRY...........LOOKING FOR ANDY

NOSEY NORRIS.............GETTING NOSIER

MABLE & BURT........SAY THEY ARE SURE THEYVE HEAR IT ALL BEFORE

DENNIS.........CANT GET A CONNECTION

CANADIAN FRIEND..........CANT FEEL ANYTHING

MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME.......

NEW FEATURES AND AND IMPROVEMENTS TO WEBSITE SOON..............

DEVELOPING..................

ANDY & BETTY ARE STILL ON HOLIDAY WE UNDERSTAND AND RETURNING THIS WEEKEND. WITNESSES AT BOGNOR REPORT ARGUMENTS OVER BEACH SPACE WITH THE BANGERS AND ANDY CAUSING MISERY FOR HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN BY NOT LETTING HAVE A GO ON THE AMUSEMENTS AND CHILDRENS RIDES. THE MANAGER SAID ANDY WAS INSISTING ON STAYING ON THEM ALL DAY NOT & LETTING ANYONE ESLSE HAVE A GO, AND THE PIPE SMOKE WAS CHOKING EVERYONE......GOODNESS SAKE

BREAKING...............BANGER BUSES????

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT THE LATEST VENTURE OF ANDYS IS TO START UP BANGORS BUSES. ALL SERVICES TO RUN TOGETHER AND ONE BUS EVERY 12 HOURS, AND FARES TO BE £50 ONE WAY.ANDY SAID BETTY TO BE A BUS DRIVER SHES EXCITEE AT THE THE IDEA AND DESPERATE TO SART. ANDY SAID WE AIM TO SART SERVICE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND HAS OFFERED BASIL BUS CONDUCTOR POSITION.....DEAR O DEAR

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DEVELOPING TONIGHT..........................NEW SERIES....AFTER THE OSBOURNES, COULD WE HAVE THE BANGORS??????

HEARING TONIGHT THAT ANDY HAS APPROACHED THE PRODUCER OF THE OSBOURNES TO HAVE A REALITY SHOW MADE ABOUT THE DAILY LIVES OF THE BANGORS. WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS TRYING TO SECURE A TV DEAL TO GET THE REALITY SHOW PUT ON TV DAILY WITH NON STOP COVERAGE......WHATEVER NEXT????

BREAKING..ANDY APPPLIES FOR POST OF POLICE COMISSIONER......

GETTING REPORTS TONIGHT THAT AFTER THE RECENT RESIGNATION OF THE POLICE COMMISSIONER , ANDY HAS DECIDED TO APPLY FOR THE POSITION. HE SAID HE THINKS HE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE JOB AND WOULD INSTANTLY PUT MORE BETTYS AND BUNTYS ON PATROL....DEAR O DEAR..WE ASKED HIM WHAT LAWS HE WOULD ENFORCE, HE SAID WE WERE UNDER ARREST......GOODNESS SAKE

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LATEST....guess who has applied to be the next police comissioner? Yes Andy....dear o dear.....details tomorrow....

LARRY...........GETTING CLOSER TO ANDY

MABLE & BURT.......DOING EVERYTHING AGAIN

NOSEY NORRIS........WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOUR UP TOO

DENNIS........CALLING THE GRANDMOTHER

CANADIAN FRIEND.......FROZEN SOLID

REMEMBER TO LISTEN FOR UPDATES ON THESE CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME EVERY SATURDAY...........

BREAKING...............BASIL PLANS NEXT MOVE

BASIL BANGER STEPS UP HIS WAR ON ANDY.....HE SAID HES DRAFTING IN EXTRA TROOPS AND ANOTHER FLEET OF SHIPS.....DEAR O DEAR

DEVELOPING STORY..................BANGERS ON HOLIDAY

WE HAVE HEARD THAT THE BANGERS HAVE GONE ON HOLIDAY TO BOGNOR. WE HEAR THAT THEY ARE STAYING IN A DISCREET LOCATION IN A TENT....TODAY WE HEAR BETTY AND ANDY WENT TO THE BEACH AND SUNBATHERS QUICKLY MADE A RUN FOR IT WITH WITNESSES DESCRIBING SEEING A WIERD COUPLE, A MAN AND WOMAN BOTH WITH HANDKERCHIEFS ON BOTH THEIR HEADS, BOTH SMOKING PIPES IN OLD SWIMWEAR HEADING FOR THE BEACH.....APPARANTELY THEY ARE THERE FOR A WEEK, GOD HELP THE POOR PEOPLE OF SUSSEX.....

BREAKING..........ALL BANGER OLYMPIC TICKETS SELL OUT

WE HEAR TODAY THAT ANDY HAS TOLD US THAT WITHIN HOURS OF HIM DECLARING THAT THERE WAS TO BE A BANGER OLYMPICS, TICKETS SOLD OUT FOR THE EVENT. STRANGELY ENOUGH WE DO NOT KNOW THE DATE FOR THE GAMES BUT THERE WAS A RUSH OF ORDERS FOR THEM THIS MORNING, AND BOTH TICKETS SOLD INSTANTLY......DEAR O DEAR

UPDATES LATER......

BREAKING....GET READY FOR THE BANGER OLYMPICS.....Yes you read right andy banger wants hold his own olympics in the banger residence garden. Events include...Basil doing the shooting event. Bunty doing horse jumping ,Betty would you believe doing wrestling. Would you take on betty?. Andy as usaul taking a back seat being the compare, typical. Tickets go on sale soon. Dear o Dear o Dear....

LATEST....ANDY GIVES SURFING LESSONS?..,We are getting reports andy has been trying to set up a surfing school. Apparantley andy says you dont need a surf board all you need is an ironing board. He aims to teach surf enthusiastists in his lake in the banger residence garden.... Dear o Dear, what does andy know about surfing?

CHARACTERS........LATEST

MABLE & BURT..........SAY THEY ARE SURE THAY HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE

LARRY........GETTING CLOSER TO ANDY

DENNIS......TERROISED BY GRANDMOTHER

NORRIS......GETTING INVOLVED IN EVERYONES BUSINESS

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND.....CHILLING OUT

FOR MORE ON THESE & OTHER CHARACTERS....TUNE IN TO SAT SUPREME..

BASIL REACTS...................

TONIGHT BASIL HAS REACTED TO ANDYS ACCUSATIONS OF PHONE HACKING BY SAYING HES LIVING IN HIS OWN WORLD, AND AIR RAIDS WILL BEGIN SHORTLY AND THE S A S ARE IN POSITION.......DEAR O DEAR

LATER..............THE LATEST ON OUR CHARACTERS, AND THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE

LATEST..........ANDY CLAIMS HIS PHONES HAVE BEEN HACKED

ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE ALL OF A SUDDEN AMIDST THE HEADLINES CLAIMS THAT HIS PHONE CALLS HAVE BEEN HACKED BY BUNTY AND BASIL. ITS A CONSPIRACY HE SAID, I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THEY HAVE BEEN INTERCEPTING MY CALLS, AND SAYS THAT HE WILL TAKE THE MATTER TO THE FBi OR DONT YOU MEAN IN YOUR CASE ANDY THE MFi..........dear o dear

ANDY APPROACHES ALAN SUGAR TO ASK HIM TO BE ANDYS NEXT APPRENTICE.............

WE HEAR TODAY THAT AFTER THE FAILURE OF HIS SAUSAGE APPRENTICE, WOULD YOU BELIEVE ANDY HAD THE ORDASITY TO PHONE SIR ALAN SUGAR AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED A ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BE HIS YOUNG APPRENTICE. WE DO NO THAT SIR ALAN GAVE HIM A MOUTHFUL, BUT ANDY SAID IT WAS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FOR SIR ALAN TO MAKE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF, THE CHEEK OF THE MAN............

UPDATES LATER.............

BREAKING..........ANDY ASKS ALAN SUGAR TO BE HIS APPRENTICE.....DETAILS LATER

LATEST.....BUNTY AND BASIL LAUNCH ASSAULT ON ANDYS HOUSE....We are hearing bunty and basil took their war one step further on andy today. Bunty did a charge on her house at andys street door both her horse and cigar suffered damage. Basil dressed in military uniform launched apples and water bombs at bangers windows and declared stage one of operation banger, a success..all this and banger wasnt even home....dear o dear o dear..

NEW UPDATES SOON.........................