Andy Latest......

As we thought, more news emerging tonight about Andy again denying rumours about selling baggy Jumpers and Scarfs that cause a skin reaction. We now learn from our Mole tonight Andy has hired a Salt gritter, we dont know where from but he is thought to be in Competition with the councils and is sprinkling Table salt on Roads to De ice them. This will have no impact obviously but Andy will compete against anyone to make a Dollar, lets just hope he gets the message he is wasting his time. Unconfirmed reports also say that he has also tried to get hold of a snow plough, lets hope this isnt true for all our safety.....We will as ever keep you in touch.