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WE HEAR THAT ANDY BANGER GOT IN TO A ROW YESTERDAY OUTSIDE WIMBLEDON TENNIS COURTS SELLING OUT OF DATE STRAWBERRIES AT VERY CHEAP PRICES. AT FIRST ANDY WAS SELLING THE STRAWBERRIES AT A PLENTIFUL RATE BUT WE HEAR WAS ALSO SELLING THEM IN A BUCKET.THEN JUST AS THE WIMBLEDON FINAL WAS ABOUT TO START A HUGE NUMBER OF SPECTATORS MADE A RUSH FOR THE TOILETS COMPLAINING OF NOT FEELING WELL AND HAD TO GO HO E. ANDY HAD A LOT OF ABUSE SHOUTED AT HIM HE ALSO GOT IN TO TROUBLE WIRH OFFICALS SAYING HE WAS TO BLAME FOR A RECORD LOW TURNOUT . BUT ONE ELDERLY WOMAN WAS GRATEFUL TO ANDY EHO SAID THE STRAWBERRIES HAD MADE HER GO GOR THE FIRST TIME IN WEEKS AND ASKED ANDY FOR SOME MORE........DEAR O DEAR O DEAR