BREAKING..............ANDY PANICS

ANDY HAS PHONED BARNWELL THIS EVENING IN A REAL STATE SAYING THAT WHITE VAN MAN HAD CHASED HIM IN HIS MOGGY MINOR AND TRIED TO RUN HIM OFF THE ROAD...WE HEAR ANDY WAS CLEARLY SHAKEN AND TOOK AGES TO CALM DOWN.......THING IS WE QUESTION WHETHER ANDY WAS CHASED BY WHITE VAN MAN BECAUSE HIS MOGGY MINOR HARDLY MOVES SO THERE WOULD NOT BE MUCH OF A CHASE......IS THIS ANOTHER OF ANDYS TALL TALES???????