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WE HEAR THAT AFTER THE BANGERS WERE STRANDED AT CUSTOMS AFTER TAKING TOO MANY POSSESSIONS INCLUDING PIPES CIGARS AND SAUSAGES THEY DECIDED AFTER MISSING THEIR FLIGHT TO ABANDON THEIR HOLIDAY TO BENIDORM AT LEAST FOR NOW. TODAY INSTEAD THEY SPENT THE DAY AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE HAVING A JUBILEE LUNCH. WE HEAR THAT ANDY SAID THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE LINED THE STREETS TO SEE THEM RETURN AND GATHERED ROUND THE BANGER RESIDENCE. ANDY SAID THAT HE BELIEVED THAT HIS SUBJECTS WERE THERE TO SEE HIM AND BETTY CELEBRATE THEIR REIGN THANKED THEM AFTER COMING OUT ON THE BANGERS BALCONY TO WAVE AT THEM. WE HEAR THE PARTY IS GOING ON IN TO THE NIGHT, ANDY WOULD NOT ACCEPT THAT THE PUBLIC HAD GATHERED TO SEE THE QUEEN WE DID TELL HIM THIS , HIS REPLY WAS YES QUEEN BETTY..... DEAR O DEAR