LATEST.......ANDY CAUSES TRAFFIC CHAOS

ANDY THE LOLLIPOP MAN WHO STARTED HIS JOB TODAY HAS CAUSED COMPLETE ROAD CHAOS FOR DRIVERS, PEDESTRIANS AND OTHERS TOO EVEN CHILDREN WERE LATE FOR SCHOOL.REPORTS OF A 30 MILE TRAFFIC JAM WHILST HE ALLOWED PEDESTRIANS TO USE THE CROSSINGS. HE ALSO MADE PEOPLE QUEUE AT THE CROSSINGS AND ON HIS LOLLIPOP SIGN HE HELD UP TO TRAFFIC IT SAID ...STOP BANGER...DEAR O DEAR EVENTUALLY POLICE WERE CSLLED TO HELP EASE THE JAMS...... ALSO CHILDREN WERE SCARED OF SEEING A LOLLIPOP MAN WITH A PIPE........