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POLICE HAVE HAD WORDS WITH ANDY TODAY ABOUT HIS PERSISTANT TOMMY COOPER IMPRESSIONS WHICH HAS BEEN HARRASSING THE PUBLIC IN ST ALBANS WITH TODAY. APPARANTLEY HE APOROACHED ONE ELDERLY LADY SND SAID I'M TOMMY COOPER JUST LIKE THST TO WHICH THE LAY REPLIED YOU'LL GET A CLUMP IN A MINUTE JUST LIKE THIS. POLICE SAY THEY RECIEVED ABOUT A HUNDRED COMPLAINTS FROM THE PUBLIC ANDY TOLD THE POLICE HE WAS TOMMY COOPER AND NOT ANDY BANGER HE APOLOGISED FOR THE NUISANCE IMPRESSIONS AND BLAMED IT ON EATING TO MANY SAUSAGES, HE'S BEEN TOLD ANY FURTHER TROUBLE HE WILL BE ARRESTED FOR BREACH OF PEACE......DEAR O O DEAR