BREAKING....................ANDY ANNOUNCES TV PROGRAMMES ON BANGER TELEVISION NETWORK.....

WE HEAR ANDY HAS SAID THAT HE WILL HAVE A COMEDY CHANNEL WHICH WILL HAVE TOMMY COOPER IMPRESSIONS, SURPRISE SURPISE HE SAID THE CHANNEL WILL BE CALLED, JUST LIKE THAT...ALSO A BETTY CHANNEL, A CIGAR CHANNEL FOCUSING ON SMOKING, A SHIPPING FORECAST 24HR CHANNEL, A COOKING CHANNEL FOCUSING SOLELY ON SAUSAGE MAKING........DEAR O DEAR