DEVELOPING......ANDY LAUNCHES EMERGENCY WINDOW CLEANING SERVICE

WE HEAR ANDY HAS LAUNCHED HIS EMERGENCY WINDOW CLEANING COMPANY, WHICH GARUANTEES TO MAKE YOUR WINDOWS CLEANER AND CLEARER THAN EVER. SO WHY ALREADY ARE THE COMPLAINTS ARE COMING IN. ONE PERSON SAID I REQUESTED A WINDOW CLEAN AND THIS MAN TURNED UP WITH A PIPE, HE LOOKED REALLY WIERD AND HIS LADDER WAS SO SMALL I OFFERED MINE BUT HE INSISETED HE USED HIS OWN. WELL HE COULD BARELY REACH THE WINDOWS AND THE WINDOWS WERE DIRTIER THAN WHEN HE STARTED...ANOTHER LADY SAID ILL NEVER USE HIM AGAIN AT LEAST BEFORE I COULD SEE OUT OF MY WINDOWS NOW I CAN SEE NOTHING AND THERE ARE PIPE SMOKE SMEARS, SHE SAID THE MAN MADE OFF IN AN OLD MOGGY MINOR WITH A LADDER ON TOP ALMOST FALLING OFF.......DEAR O DEAR