BREAKING............ANDY REQUESTS THE QUEEN FOR DINNER

ANDY HAS INVITED HER MAJESTY TO DINNER AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE ON SUNDAY ANDY IS APPARANTLEY FUMING WITH BARNWELL MR STAINES AND MR HALL FOR NOT TURNING UP AGAIN FOR THE SECOND CHRISTMAS DINNER LAST SUNDAY. HE SAID WE WILL NOT ALLOW ANOTHER TURKEY TO GO TO WASTE SO WE HAVE INVITED THE QUEEN. WE WILL ALSO BE HAVING VEGETABLES FROM CHRISTMAS DAY AND COLD XMAS PUDDING.........DEAR O DEAR