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WE ASKED ANDY AFTER SENDING HIS DEMO TO RADIO 4 FOR THE SHIPPING FORECAST IF THERE WERE WARNINGS OF ANY GALES, HE SAID IVE NEVER SUFFERED FROM THAT WIND PROBLEM..........DEAR O DEAR

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WE ARE HEARING ANDY IS MAKING A DEMO FOR BBC RADIO 3, AND ALSO CLASSIC FM. ANDY SAYS HE HAS A VERY WIDE CLASSICAL MUSIC COLLECTION, AND A VAST KNOWLEDGE OF THE MUSIC. IT SEEMS THAT HE THINKS HE COULD NOW GET A SHOW ON ONE OF THESE STATIONS. HES ALSO WE ARE HEARING APPROACHING BBC RADIO 4, SENDING A DEMO TO DO THE SHIPPING FORECAST, HE SAYS HES HERO IS BRIAN PERKINS, A FORMER RADIO 4 PRESENTER.....BETTER NOT TELL BARNWELL ANDY

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 28TH MAY.....................

THIS WEEK DARRELL IS ALSO COVERING FOR ASHLYN KAYE FOR ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY FROM 4-6PM

WE START THIS WEEK WITH THE ANDY HOUR AS ALWAYS, FINDING OUT WHAT HES BEEN UP TO THIS WEEK, PLUS GUEST CALLERS,

CITY CULTURES..........ATHENS

EVERYTHING 80S....CLASSICS FROM THAT DECADE

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE...ALL THE GOS


BRITIANS BEACHES..........RAMSGATE


RETRO RADIO.....FLASHING BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

THEN.....4-6PM...IN ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY...WHATS ONS, GREAT MUSIC, A LOOK AT THE TV GUIDE AND MORE....

WE WILL ALSO HAVE REPORTS FROM THE HERTS COUNTY SHOW, OF WHICH RADIO VERULAM IS ATTENDING...

THIS SCHEDULE IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE.....

JOIN US FROM 1-6 THIS SAT ON RADIO VERULAM ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE....

MORE UPDATES LATER....................

DEVELOPING STORY..................

SAT SUPREME IS HEARING THAT INCREDIBLY ANDY LIKE BARACK O BAMA WHO HAS THE LOGO ON HIS HELICOPTER OF THE USA, IS HAVING N ANDY AIRLINES PLANE LOGO PUT ON THE SIDE SAYING THE : PRESIDENT OF THE UK SAUSAGE CORPORATION :FOR HIS VISIT TO SEE THE PRESIDENT IN TH USA IN THE FUTURE...........ANDY YOURE OBSESSED...

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STEPHEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR HAS TOLD US, THAT ANDY HAD TOLD RADIO 2 THAT HE WAS DOING AN INTERVIEW WITH JEREMY VINE ABOUT YESTERDAYS STATE VISIT. HES ALSO TOLD US THAT BUNTY OWNS A HORSE STABLES AT REDBOURN AND ANDY WAS GOING TO INVITE GUESTS AS HES A BIG FAN OF HORESJUMPING HIMSELF. STEPHEN HAS ALSO TOLD US THAT ANDY IN A BID TO UPSTAGE THE RECENT VISIT BY BARACK OBAMA IS ALSO PLANNING TO DO A STATE VISIT TO IRELAND TO TRACE HIS ANCESTORS......THANKS TO STEVE & HIS MOLE FOR THOSE UPDATES.....

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ANDY EVENTUALLY ARRIVED WE HEAR AT THE PREIDENTS BANQUET DINNER YESTERDAY EVENING, BUT NOT UNTIL MIDNIGHT, MUCH TO THE FURY OF THE PRESIDENT, THE QUEEN HAD ALREADY LEFT AND HALF THE GUESTS FELL ASLEEP. WHEN HE DID EVENTUALLY ARRIVE THE DINNER COMMENCED ALL BE IT VERY LATE AND WITHOUT THE QUEEN. THEN THE AFTER DINNER SPEECH WAS GIVEN BY ANDY AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT WENT ON FOR AN HOUR, MANY OF THE GUESTS BEING BORED GOT UP AND LEFT. ONE GUEST SAID AS SOON AS THE WORD SAUSAGES WAS MENTIONED IT WAS ALL OVER FOR ME. WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS SAID UPON LEAVING THE PRESIDENT AND I ARE GOOD FRIENDS, AND WE ARE GOING TO BE PEN FRIENDS, INFACT HE SAID IM GOING TO WRTE TO HIM TONIGHT......THING IS ANDY THE PRESIDENT HASNT EVEN LEFT YET....DEAR O DEAR O DEAR, ALSO SAID IT WAS NICE TO SEE SO MANY PEASANTS ON ROUTE TO THE DINNER LAST NIGHT THAT HE AND BETTY COULD WAVE TO....

UPDATE......ANDY RUNNING LATE FOR PRESIDENT BANQUET.....getting reports andy has broken down on way to the banquet this evening. Apparantley everyone is waiting for andy and betty and the dinner is getting cold. Red faces all round it seems. We hear andy has called barack o bama on his mobile to say hes waiting for andys recovery service. Guests at the banquet we hear on hearing this fear they will never get started with their meal. The president isnt amused. We will more details tomorrow....

BREAKING NEWS.....ANDY TO GIVE STATE SPEECH TO PRESIDENT....we hear andy is on his way in his convoy vehicle this evening, the famous moggy minor to the ambassadors residence where he will also be joined by the queen to give a speech. We hear andy will address the gathering at the banquet to discuss the sausage shortage and other big issues. Betty will also be attending. We will have a recording of andys speech on this weeks sat supreme....

LATEST....BUNTY HAS BEEN INVITED BY QUEEN TO GO HORSERACING....bunty has told sat supreme that she has recieved an invite from her majesty to go horseracing. Bunty very excited at the invitation she she was forward to it and said she was taking a pack of her most mature cigars so they could have a cigar together...Dont think her majesty smokes bunty...

DEVELOPING STORY.....ANDY TO MEET THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT......andy has said that he is due to meet Barack Obama the american president later tomorrow. We are due to get together for a dandelion & burdoch and a sausage sandwich but refused to disclose the location. Although he did say he might be invited back for sausages on sticks and a pipe smoke with betty afterwards.We will be discussing serious issues he added like world sausage shortage and the pleasure of pipe smoking. He added that the president rang me on my mobile and asked am i free. Dear o dear

LATEST.....ANDY SEEN AT CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW....apparantley andy has been spotted at the london chelsea flower show, giving public advice on flowers and how to plant, and where to plant them. He has been telling people not to water them as it kills them off. Hes also been advising people to plant as many sausage plants as possible....dear o dear

BREAKING NEWS......Andy blames bunty and her cigars for new volcanic ash cloud that is affecting uk airspace. He has urged bunty to cut down to prevent the ash....what about your pipe andy?

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME...................21ST MAY

WE START AS EVER WITH HOUR THEY CALL THE ANDY HOUR, YES FIND OUT WHAT HES BEEN UP TO THIS WEEK.....PLUS GUEST CALLERS,

CITY CULTURES..........SOFIA

NOTHING BUT 90S......THEY ARE BACK

PUBLIC PROFILE............LES DAWSON

ODDLY ENOUGH...........WEIRD STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.....ALL THE GOSSIP

NEW FEATURE.............TO BE ANNOUNCED

RETRO RADIO............FLASHING BACK

THIS SCHEDULE MAY BE SUBJECT TO CHANGE..............

3 HOURS OF INTERESTING RADIO, WITH GREAT MUSIC, CHAT,LAUGHS AND MORE, JOIN US 1-4 THIS SAT AFTERNOON ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE.....

DEVELOPING STORY.....................

WITH SUMMER APPROACHING, WE HEAR ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING HIS NEW BARBECUES, CALLED BANGERS BARBECUES, PERFECT HE SAYS FOR THOSE SAUSAGE BURGERS, AND SUMMER SAUSAGE SIZZLERS. WE HAVE HEARD HE HAS MANAGED TO SELL 3, BUT ALL OF THESE HAVE COMPLAINED. ONE PERSON SAID IT WOULDNT LIGHT, AND THE OTHER 2 TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT THEY CAUGHT FIRE...........ANDY AS USUAL HAS FAILED TO COMMENT..DO NOT BUY THESE BANGER BARBECUES FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY...

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WITH THE QUEEN ON TOUR IN IRELAND THI WEEK, HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS ANDY BANGER HAS ANNOUNCD HE WILL DOING A STATE VISIT TO LONDON SOMETIME SOON, HE SAID HE EXPECTS MAXIMUM SECURITY AND ROAD CLOSURESTO MADE ACCORDINGLY........WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?????

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STEPHEN HALL, CONTRIBUTOR OF THE ANDY HOUR, TELLS US THAT ANDY HAS MADE A BID TO TAKE OVER THE JAMES WHALE SHOW ON ANOTHER SATION IN LONDON, AND CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN A FRIEND OF THOMAS EDISON INVENTOR OF THE LIGHT BOLB, WELL HOW OLD DOES THAT MAKE YOU ANDY, AND WHEN THEY INVENTED YOU, THE LIGHT CERTAINLY WENT OUT ANDY..........THANKS STEVE

MORE UPDATES LATER....................

CHARACTERS UPDATE................

MABLE AND BURT.............BECOMING VERY COMPETITIVE

MR SINCERETY...........THINKS WE ARE ALL WONDERFUL

DENNIS..........HAS REPORTED GRANDMOTHER FOR HARRASEMENT CALLS TO HIM

CANADIAN CALLER.....SAYS HE CANT FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE

LATEST.................ANDY TO CARRY OWN OLYMPIC TORCH

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT BANGER HAS SAID THAT HE WILL CARRY HIS OWN OLYMPIC TORCH NEXT YEAR WHEN THE OLYMPICS COME TO LONDON. HE SAID MY FLAME MAY GO OUT AT SOME POINT BUT DONT WORRY ILL HAVE A BOX OF MATCHES ON ME, ALSO IF PIPE SHOULD GO OUT TOO...........DEAR O DEAR

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WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS IN TROUBLE WITH BARNWELL OVER BEING SUSPECTED ODF CAUSING CHAOS WITH THE SAT SUPREME BLOG. DARRELL PRESENTER OF SAT SUPREME HAS SAID HE HAS EVIDENCE OF ANDYTAMPERING WITH THE SITE...ANDY HAS SAID BARNWELL IS PARANOID HE HASNT ANYTHING............

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STEPHEN HALL CONTRIBUTOR OF THE ANDY HOUR HAS ALSO TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT BUNTY HAS BEEN BUSY THIS WEEK, REHEARSING FOR A PART OPF UPSTAIRS/ DOWNSTAIRS AND HER GRANDAUGHTER IS ALSO REHEARSING FOR THE PART. MEANWHILE ANDY HAS BEEN APPLYING TO THE BBC FOR A PART IN.... THE THE PLACE IN THE COUNTRY.....THANKS STEVE KEEP US POSTED

LATEST..................ANDY SABOTAGES BLOG SITE.................

WE UNDERSTAND THAT DARRELL PRESENTER OF SAT SUPREME IS FURIOUS AFTER IT HAS COME TO LIGHT THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SABOTAGING THE SAT SUPREME BLOG SOMETHING HE DENIES. BUT SAT SUPREME CAN REVEAL ANDY HAS HAD A PART TO PLAY IN THE RECENT DISRUPTION. DARRELL HAS SAID THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND ANDY WILL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT...........

UPDATES SUBJECT TO DISRUPTION BECAUSE OF TECHNICAL PROBLEMS.......WE APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONVENIENCE.....

ANDY TO NOW LAUNCH SHORTS COMPANY IN DARRELLS NAME TOO....MORE LATER

MORE UPDATES TOMORROW....INCLUDING THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE.....

LATEST.....We also hear that Andy has contacted the bbc to make a new version of Howards Way . He said to the bbc controller i have the boat, the looks, the pipe the beard and a betty and ready to sail the stormy seas. Ahoy their Andy but the bbc responded we want quality and realistic programmes.....

BREAKING.....we hear andy has applied to be on the Apprentice, but his image was said to be out of date. He also lacked the knowledge and skills. This despite him offering lord Alan sugar a luxury cruise as he put it on bangers boats and a free sausage as well.....sat supreme understands though that the vessel was already sunk, bit like his idea...

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE........7TH MAY

THE ANDY HOUR............STARTS US OFF BETWEEN 1-2PM FIND OUT WHAT CHAOS HES BEEN UP, AS WELL AS GUEST CALLERS

CITY CULTURES.........ROME

NOTHING BUT 90S.........CLASSIC SONGS FROM THE DECADE ITSELF

COMMUNITY LIFE.........

ODDLY ENOUGH............WIERD STORIES

PUBLIC PROFILE..........NORMAN WISDOM

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE..........ALL THE GOSSIP

RETRO RADIO............FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION , YOUR TXTS, EMAILS, CALLS AND HOPEFULLY YOURE COMPANY AS WELL AS GREAT MUSIC....JOIN US 1-4PM THIS SAT ONLINE AND ON 92.6FM...

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ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE HAS NOW DEVELOPED THE PERFECT REFRESHMENT FOR THE SUMMER ITS CALLED THE SAUSAGE SUNDAE OR BANGER CONE. HE CLAIMS IN THESE HOT CONDITIONS A SAUSAGE, PEAS AND ICE CREAM WILL KEEP YOU COOL.....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST................UPDATE ON CHARACTERS

MABLE AND BURT........WAITING FOR THE NEXT REPEAT

LARRY.....SAID TO BE ON BANGERS TRAIL

DENNIS.....LIVING IN FEAR OF THE GRANDMOTHER

MR SINCERITY......WISHING EVERYONE WELL

NOSEY NORRIS THE NEIGHBOUR......STILL TWITCHING THE CURTAINS

LISTEN FOR UPDATES ON THESE CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME.....

LATER .......LATEST ON CHARACTERS...& THIS WEEKS SCHEDULE

WEATHER WATCH ......

STORMS TO AFFECT HERTS THIS WEEKEND....DETAILS LATER

ANDY HAS WORST TURN OUT EVER ON LOCAL POLLING DAY BUT HAILS IT A SUCCESS....HE THANKED BETTY FOR VOTING....

DENTAL PATIENT OF ANDYS TO SUE AFTER FILLING WENT WRONG.........ANDY SAYS TEETH LOOK PERFECT....

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LATEST.....ANDY RINGS FBI AND TELLS THEM HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED PERSON....BUNTY

YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, ANDY HAS RUNG THE FBI AND TOLD THEM HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED PERSON ITS BUNTY. HE TOLD THEM IVE CAUGHT HER TAKING TOBACCO, CIGARS AND SAUSAGES FROM MY ATTIC. BUT IF YOU WANT HER HE SAID THERES A RANSOM, AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE HES ASKED FOR A THOUSAND PIPES....ANDY YOU NEED HELP..DEAR O DEAR

THE FBI WANTS TO TALK TO ANDY...................

ATEST.....ANDY RINGS FBI AND TELLS THEM HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED PERSON....BUNTY

YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, ANDY HAS RUNG THE FBI AND TOLD THEM HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED PERSON ITS BUNTY. HE TOLD THEM IVE CAUGHT HER TAKING TOBACCO, CIGARS AND SAUSAGES FROM MY ATTIC. BUT IF YOU WANT HER HE SAID THERES A RANSOM, AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE HES ASKED FOR A THOUSAND PIPES....ANDY YOU NEED HELP..DEAR O DEAR

NEW FEATURES COMING SOON TO SAT SUPREME .....WATCH FOR UPDATES..

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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT YET AGAIN ANDY HAS HAD TO TRY AND BE THE MAIN HEADLINE. AFTER RECENT WORLD NEWS OF OSAMA BIN LADEN, ANDY HAS SAID THAT AFTER MANY YEARS HE HAS FINALLY CAUGHT BUNTY TAKING CIGARS AND SAUSAGES FROM HIS BANGER RESIDENCE. i CANNOT REVEAL THE EVIDENCE HE SAID BUT I HAVE TAKEN STEPS TO CATCH HER RED HANDED.........DEAR O DEAR O DEAR

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WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS BEEN STARTING VARIOUS FIRES AROUND THE COUNTRY. THE RECENT FIELD AND GRASS FIRES WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT HAVE BEEN STARTED SAY THE FIRE BRIGADE BY A MAN BEING CARELESS WITH A PIPE. THE FIRE BRIGADE SAYS THAT THESE FIRES HAVE COINCIDENTALLY STARTED EVERYTIME A MAN HAS BEEN SEEN IN THE AFFECTED AREA WITH A PIPE. VARIOUS BEAUTY SPOTS HAVE BEN RUINED SAY REPORTS, OBVIOUSLY ANDY DENIES THIS PUTTING IT DOWN TO THE DRY WEATHER, OR BUNTY....DEAR O DEAR

BUSY BLOG TODAY.......WE ARE GETING REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS BEEN CAUSING FIRES .....DETAILS LATER.......

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WE ARE HEARING TONIGHT THAT ANDY BANGER IS YET AGAIN SATANING IN THE LOCAL ELECTIONS TO BE MP FOR ST ALBANS. THE BANGER PARTY WILL REUNITE TO GOVERN HE SAID. BANGER HAS BEEN SEEN GOING THROUGH THE STREETS IN HIS MOGGY MINOR WITH THE CAPTION VOTE FOR CHANGE VOTE BANGER ON HIS VEHICLE... DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..................ANDY RUNNING IN LOCAL ELECTIONS.....THE BANGER PARTY......DETAILS LATER

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ANDY HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN A MUSUEM IN HENDON BY OUR VERY OWN ANDY HOUR CONTRIBUTOR STEPHEN HALL. STEPHEN HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME HE VISITED THE MUSUEM ON BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY AND OUTSIDE THERE WAS A MOGGY MINOR AND INSIDE ANDY WAS SEEN SMOKING A PIPE BUT TRYING TO AVOID STEPHEN WE DO NOT KNOW WHY MAYBE HE WAS UP TO SOMETHING AS USUAL....MANY THANKS TO STEVE FOR THIS

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DEREK STAINES WALKED OUT ON THE ANDY HOUR FOR THE FIRST TIME ON SATURDAY, THANKS TO ANDYS OUTBURST. HE SINCE HAS NOT APOLOGISED TO DEREK, AND DEREK HAS MADE NO FURTHER COMMENT..