BREAKING...............ANDY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF FUEL CRISIS

ANDY HAS BEEN GIVING OUT CHEAP ANDYS FUEL IN HERTS WITH SCORES OF DRIVERS BECOMING VULNERABLE AND BREAKING DOWN THE RAC AND AA HAVE BLAMED BANGER FOR A HUGE NUMBER OF BREAKDOWNS IN THE COUNTY. THEY SAY THE FUEL MIX IS DEADLY HIGHLY DAMAGING..............AND STILL HES SELLS IT.....

YET MORE NEW FEATURES/CHARACTERS ON SATURDAY SUPREME.................

BREAKING..................BETTY TOURS HERTS IN MOGGY MINOR................

ON THE DAY THAT THE QUEEN TOURED VARIOUS PARTS OF LONDON AS PART OF HER DIAMOND JUBILEE , WOULD YOU BELIEVE ANDY HAS SAID THAT BETTY TO CELEBRATE THE BANGERS JUBILEE HAS BEEN TOURING PARTS OF THE COUNTY IN A THE MOGGY MINOR WAVING TO THE PUBLIC. BUT AT ONE STAGE THE MOGGY MINOR BROKE DOWN ON ANDYS OWN ANDYS FUEL, MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF BARNWELL WHO WAS ONCE AGAIN THIS TIME CALLED AT WORK TO TOW THE MOOGY MINOR, WHICH OF COURSE HE REJECTED.........

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AMID THE GROWING FUEL CRISIS, BUNTY URGED THE PUBLIC TO BUY A HORSE AND MAKE THAT THEIR EVERYDAY TRANSPORT, ITS THE ONLY WAY TO GET AROUND, AND CONDOR , MANIKIN, AND HAMLET ONLY DRINK 2 GALLONS A DAY, NOT OF FUEL WE HOPE BUNTY?????

BREAKING.......BUNTY SAYS EVERYONE SHOULD GET A HORSE TO BEAT FUEL CRISIS.......DETAILS LATER

BREAKING..........ANDY CONTACTS BRITIANS GOT TALENT .......

WE HEAR ANDY HAS CONTACTED ITVS BRITIANS GOT TALENT SO THAT HE AND BETTY CAN DO THEIR ACT. APPARANTLEY HE TOLD ONE OF THE JUDGES HE AND BETTY WERE VERY TALENTED AND BETTY WAS A VERY GOOD JUGGLER AND ANDY A FIRE EATER. HE ALSO SAID HE DID BRILLIANT EXPERT PIPE ACT, ANYWAY AFTER OBVIOUSLY GETTING REJECTED HE THEN CRITICISED COWELLS JUDGING AND SAID HE COULD BE A MUCH BETTER JUDGE THAN HIM . ON HEARING THIS THE JUDGE HUNG UP ON HIM ......DEAR O DEAR ANDY

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AND HAS BEEN PHONING BARNWELL AGAIN WE HEAR LAST NIGHT HE CALLED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT WHILST HE WAS IN BED AND PERSISTANTLY RANG UNTIL HE EVENTUALLY ANSWERED IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS, DEMANDING HE PICK HIM UP IN HIS MOGGY MINOR WHICH APPARANTLEY BROKE DOWN AGAIN, AND ALSO TERRIFIED THAT WHITE VAN HAD GONE PAST HIM AND WAS FOLLOWING HIM.....BARNWELL PUT THE PHONE DOWN ON HIM....