LATEST.......BETTY BEGINS HER CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?....We hear that Betty has started her xmas shopping already would you believe. Andy said she wants to grab the bargains so as always she went to the 99p store. Didnt anyone tell her the prices there dont change. Andy told her to get people gift cards for the 99p store. Splashing out then Andy .....

DEVELOPING.....ANDY TO MAKE SONG FOR AUSSIE LARRY....Getting reports that Andy is to make a song showing his grudge against Larry. Both have been in an ongoing fued. We are not sure what the song is called but Sat Supreme will play it on the show this saturday.....

UPDATE....Steve tells us that Andy wants to make his own version of two songs. First he wants to revive the song S Express and call it National Express to promote Bangers Buses. Secondly frank Sinatras Come fly with me to promote Andys Airlines. Does Andy think they will help?

LATEST....ANDY WANTS TO START HIS OWN BIG BROTHER SHOW....Stephen hall from the Andy hour has told Sat Supreme that andy wants to start up his own show mimicking Big Brother but his will be called Big Betty. . . Thanks steve for info.

CHARACTERS UPDATE...................

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER............ILL LOCK YOU UP

LARRY.....INM COMING BANGER

MABLE & BURT....THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR

NOSEY NORRIS........KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

DENNIS......LOST THE CONNECTION

MORE ON THESE CHARACTERS AND MORE ON SAT SUPREME..............

BREAKING............ANDY WANTS RECOGNITION

GETTING REPORTS ANDY SAYS THAT HE WANTS RECOGNITION FOR THE COWBELL ON BUNTY & BASILS RECORDING, HE INSISTS THAT IF IT WASNT FOR HIS TIMING TO KEEP TO THE RYHTHM THEN IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE......HE CANT BE LEFT OUT OF ANYTHING...

LATEST..........ANDY PUBLISHES NEW SILLY LAWS

WITH THE GOVERMENT PUBLISHING ITS LIST OF REDICULOUS RULES...WHAT A SUPRISE ANDY HAS PUBLISHED HIS TOO....

1) NO SAUSAGES AFTER 9PM, AS THIS CAN CAUSE WIND

2) ALL BETTYS TO REPORT TO ANDY BY 11PM??

3)NOBODY ALLOWED IN THE BANGER FIELDS AFTER 7PM OR BEFORE 7PM??

4) ALL PIPES TO BE SMOKED WITH 3 AT A TIME, EXCEPT GRANDMOTHERS WHO ARE EXEMPT

5)ALL STATIONS IN UK TO BROADCAST THE ANDY SHIPPING FORECAST???

WELL, WE CAN ONLY HOPE THESE DONT TAKE EFFECT...........