Wednesday, 6 June 2012
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WELL, AFTER THE ORIGINAL JUBILEE CELEBRATIONS WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT THE BANGERS HAVE BEEN CELEBRATING THEIR OWN STILL TODAY, AND THIS EVENING A SPECIAL BANNQUET WAS HELD AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE ALL VIPS WERE THERE, INCLUDING BUNTY, BASIL, QUEEN BETTY AND OTHERS. WE HEAR THAT ANDY THANKED HIS SUBJECTS AND GAVE A LIVE SPEECH ON BANGER INTERNATIONAL. WE HEAR EVEN THE HORSES ATTENDED ......DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday, 5 June 2012
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WE HEAR THAT AFTER THE BANGERS WERE STRANDED AT CUSTOMS AFTER TAKING TOO MANY POSSESSIONS INCLUDING PIPES CIGARS AND SAUSAGES THEY DECIDED AFTER MISSING THEIR FLIGHT TO ABANDON THEIR HOLIDAY TO BENIDORM AT LEAST FOR NOW. TODAY INSTEAD THEY SPENT THE DAY AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE HAVING A JUBILEE LUNCH. WE HEAR THAT ANDY SAID THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE LINED THE STREETS TO SEE THEM RETURN AND GATHERED ROUND THE BANGER RESIDENCE. ANDY SAID THAT HE BELIEVED THAT HIS SUBJECTS WERE THERE TO SEE HIM AND BETTY CELEBRATE THEIR REIGN THANKED THEM AFTER COMING OUT ON THE BANGERS BALCONY TO WAVE AT THEM. WE HEAR THE PARTY IS GOING ON IN TO THE NIGHT, ANDY WOULD NOT ACCEPT THAT THE PUBLIC HAD GATHERED TO SEE THE QUEEN WE DID TELL HIM THIS , HIS REPLY WAS YES QUEEN BETTY..... DEAR O DEAR
Thursday, 31 May 2012
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THE BANGERS TONIGHT ARE STRANDED AT A UK AIRPORT TRYING TO FLY OFF ON THEIR HOLIDAY TO BENIDORM. WE HEAR AFTER BEING STOPPED AND SEARCHED ANDY WAS ASKED, ARE THESE YOUR SAUSAGES SIR?, AND A HUGE AMOUNT, BUNTY ALSO WAS FOUND TO BE TAKING CIGARS AGAIN OF A HUGE QUANTITY AND BETTY TOO MANY BLOOMERS. WE HERE THEY ARE BEING QUIZED BY CUSTOM OFFICERS IN TO THE NIGHT, AND WHERE THE HORSES ARE IN ALL OF THIS NO ONE KNOWS.....NOT A GOOD START TO THEIR HOLIDAY......,
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