LATEST,,,,,,,,BAISIL MAKES DEBUT ON LAST WEEKS SHOW

BASIL BANGER MADE IT YO THE DHOW ON SAT OR AT LEAST TK THE STUDIO DOORS AS HE FEATED AN ATTACK. HE WAS CONVINCED THAT DARRELL DERECK AND STEVE WERE ARMED APPARANTLEY AFTERWARDS HE FLED OUT OF THE BUILDING RUNNING FOR COVER.....DEAR O DEAR

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DEVELOPING......ANDY LAUNCHES EMERGENCY WINDOW CLEANING SERVICE

WE HEAR ANDY HAS LAUNCHED HIS EMERGENCY WINDOW CLEANING COMPANY, WHICH GARUANTEES TO MAKE YOUR WINDOWS CLEANER AND CLEARER THAN EVER. SO WHY ALREADY ARE THE COMPLAINTS ARE COMING IN. ONE PERSON SAID I REQUESTED A WINDOW CLEAN AND THIS MAN TURNED UP WITH A PIPE, HE LOOKED REALLY WIERD AND HIS LADDER WAS SO SMALL I OFFERED MINE BUT HE INSISETED HE USED HIS OWN. WELL HE COULD BARELY REACH THE WINDOWS AND THE WINDOWS WERE DIRTIER THAN WHEN HE STARTED...ANOTHER LADY SAID ILL NEVER USE HIM AGAIN AT LEAST BEFORE I COULD SEE OUT OF MY WINDOWS NOW I CAN SEE NOTHING AND THERE ARE PIPE SMOKE SMEARS, SHE SAID THE MAN MADE OFF IN AN OLD MOGGY MINOR WITH A LADDER ON TOP ALMOST FALLING OFF.......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.............BAIL BANGER MAY BE IN STUDIO THIS SAT..

NEWS COMING IN THAT BASIL BANGER, BROTHER TO THAT OF ANDY AND BUNTY MAYBE MAKING A DEBUT APPEARANCE IN THE STUDIO THIS SAT ....WATCH FOR UPDATES

SPECIAL REPORT...................ANDYS MOGGY MINOR BLOWS OVER

STEVEN HALL TELLS US THAT ANDYS MOGGY MINOR BLEW OVER TODAY IN THE STRONG WINDS THAT SWEPT THE COUNTY. WE ALSO HEAR THAT ANDY PHONED BARNWELL AT WORK DEMANDING HE COME AND HELP HIM IN TEN MINUTES WE HEAR DARRELL PRESENTER OF THE SHOW PHONED ANDY AND TOLD HIM TO GET A BULLDOZER INSTEAD MUCH TO ANDYS DISGUST......THANKS FOR UPDATE STEVE

BREAKING........BUNTYS HORSE IN THE OLYMPICS?

We are hearing that condor had been put up a possible candidate to run in the summer OLYMPICS, BUNTY whos said to be excited at the possibility says she knows condor can well and win any show jumping event but he must have a break I'm any event she said to have a cigar to continue to perform well. Speaking of which we here BUNTYs new years resolution to make it 299 cigars a day instead of 300 has gone out the window instead she now smokes an extra one a day making it 301 a day instead dear o dear o dear

LATEST......ANDY CLAIMS BETTY NEARLY BLEW AWAY

Andy has said that with the recent high winds Betty got blown up the garden. He's told sat supreme that winds of up to 400mph were recorded in his back garden. He said I saw Betty take off when putting out the washing. Yes Andy was that before you had a glass of dandelion and burdock or after? Dear o dear