NEW FEATURES COMING SOON TO SAT SUPREME.................AS ALWAYS WATCH FOR UPDATES

LATEST...................EMERGENCY SERVICES CALLED TO BANGER RESIDENCE LAST NIGHT

We have just learned that 25 Fire Engines surrounded Banger Residence in the early hours of this morning after reports of thick smoke billowing from the Bedroom of the House. This followed a Fire alarm that was sparked by a pipe that Andy had forget to put out. Andy said it was a false alarm Betty and I are fine, we were both sitting having a puff on our pipes when Betty got amorous with me, the pipe fell on the floor,and was forgotten about. Next thing lots of fire engines were surrounding the House.........

LATEST.................ANDY IN FURY WITH APPRENTICE

Andy Banger has said he is to sue the apprentice over this weeks task, to produce the best British Banger. Apparantely after being rejected by Alan Sugar this weeks task on the programme saw the apprentices learning how to produce a Bristish sausage after going to a meat market in London they then had to sell the most sausages. Andy has wrote to Lord Sugar and complained they pinched his ideas.........

THIS WEEKS SHOW SCHEDULE LATER...................

BREAKING................ANDY TO ATTEMPT TO SUE APPRENTICE......DEATAILS LATER

UPDATES LATER.................

UPDATES THURSDAY 7TH OCT.....