Friday 31 July 2015
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YES ITS THAT TIME AGAIN AUGUSTUS BANGER IS AS WE KNOW ANDYS MIDDLE NAME, SO WHENEVER WE COME ROUND TO THIS MONTH ANDY REMINDS US THAT THIS MONTH IS MORE THAN JUST THE LAST MONTH OF SUMMER........................
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BANGER SAYS HES GONE PREMIUM , WELL HE SAID ITS ABOUT TIME . A PREMIUM BANGER IS SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY SHOULD ENJOY, FOR MORE DETAILS ON MY EXCLUSIVE PREMIUM SERVICES, CONTACT CUSTOMER SERVICES BETTY........................DEAR O DEAR
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VERA HAS DONE YET ANOTHER INSPECTION OF THE STATIONS SMALL ROOM, AND SHES NOT HAPPY,
ITS SEEMS THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE DISREGARD FOR THE FACILITIES, AND ITS UNACCEPTABLE, SHE SAID THEY NEED TO CLEAN UP THEIR ACT ........................
ITS SEEMS THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE DISREGARD FOR THE FACILITIES, AND ITS UNACCEPTABLE, SHE SAID THEY NEED TO CLEAN UP THEIR ACT ........................
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WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS MADE A VERSION OF SIMON & ART GARF UNCLES SONG AND CALLED IT BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED BANGER.
HE CLAIMS IT WILL BE N0 1 WITHIN WEEKS, OH HELP US .....................
HE CLAIMS IT WILL BE N0 1 WITHIN WEEKS, OH HELP US .....................
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WELL WE KNOW BUNTY IS A BIT OF A REBEL WHEN IT COMES TO SMOKING CIGARS,
OVER THE YEARS THIS HAS GOT HER IN TO TROUBLE, SHE HAS NOW GONE ONE STEP FURTHER AND SAID THAT ALL CIGAR LOVERS SHOULD MEET UP ONCE A WEEK AND PUFF IN BUBLIC, ITS TO BE KNOWN AS MUTINY ON THE BUNTY ..................
OVER THE YEARS THIS HAS GOT HER IN TO TROUBLE, SHE HAS NOW GONE ONE STEP FURTHER AND SAID THAT ALL CIGAR LOVERS SHOULD MEET UP ONCE A WEEK AND PUFF IN BUBLIC, ITS TO BE KNOWN AS MUTINY ON THE BUNTY ..................
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WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS PUT ONE OF HIS MOGGY MINORS ON SALE, THE WELL KNOWN CAR MAGAZINES DELINED TO POST THIS AD, BUT THE AD READS
CLASSIC MOGGY MINOR FOR SALE............
1920 REG
NO WHEELS
EXCELLENT RUNNER,
CLASSIC CRACKED SIDE MIRRORS
ONLY ONE OWNER,
LAST TAXED & SERVICED IN 1928
60000 MILES ON THE CLOCK
QUICK SALE OPEN TO OFFERS.........................
CLASSIC MOGGY MINOR FOR SALE............
1920 REG
NO WHEELS
EXCELLENT RUNNER,
CLASSIC CRACKED SIDE MIRRORS
ONLY ONE OWNER,
LAST TAXED & SERVICED IN 1928
60000 MILES ON THE CLOCK
QUICK SALE OPEN TO OFFERS.........................
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ARE YOU LOSING YOUR HAIR , WELL BANGER SAYS HE MAY HAVE THE ANSWER, TE BANGER MIRACLE BALDNESS REMEDY , GARUANTEED TO HELP YOUR HAIR GROW BACK
HE SAYS YOU HAVE TO RUB IN TO YOUR SCALP A BANGER CREAM WHICH HE TELLS US IS SECRET FOR FEAR OF SOMEONE STEALING THE IDEA.
HOWEVER ITS ALREADY AVAILABLE IN THE SHOPS, WE HEAR ONE PERSON WHO SAMPLED IT DID NOT HAVE HAIR GROW BACK BU RATHER HAD BEAN LIKE SHOOTS GROWING OUT THEIR SCALP AS ASEEN ABOVE HE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR .......
Thursday 30 July 2015
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BOOST YOURSELF WITH A CIGAR SAYS BUNTY. BUNTY SAYS IF YOU SMOKE A CIGAR A DAY IN THE BUNTY WAY YOU WILL FIND YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM GETTING A REAL BOOST, THE BUNTY CIGAR BOOST PROGRAMME IS AVAILABLE TODAY
Wednesday 29 July 2015
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ANDY CLAIMS THAT BEFORE BANGER NOTHING EXISTED, INFACT NOTHING AT ALL.
WE THINK HE NEEDS AN EDUCATION....
WE THINK HE NEEDS AN EDUCATION....
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TRY MEDITATION THE BUNTY WAY, YES LIGHT A CIGAR THEN LET IT BURN IN YOUR MOUTH SLOWLY AS YOUR BODY DRIFTS OFF IN TO A TRANCE LIKE STATE.
INHALING THE CIGAR SMOKE WILL ENHANCE YOUR MEDITATION LIKE STATE!!!!!
INHALING THE CIGAR SMOKE WILL ENHANCE YOUR MEDITATION LIKE STATE!!!!!
Tuesday 28 July 2015
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WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS MADE A VERSION OF MORRISEYS SONG HEAVEN KNOWS IM MISERABLE NOW.
WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING THIS SATURDAY ON THE SHOW.....
WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING THIS SATURDAY ON THE SHOW.....
Monday 27 July 2015
Friday 24 July 2015
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FELICITY SAYS SHE AHS SEEN TOMORROW ALREADY SHE SAID, THE SUN WILL RISE , WITH DAYLIGHT IN BETWEEN AND AND AMAZAINGLY SHE SAYS SHE FORSEE A SUN SET LATER TOMORROW, INCREDIBLE FELICITY , WE WAIT TO SEE IF YOURE RIGHT .....................
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DID YOU KNOW , THAT BUNTY WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER WHEN TO CIGAR SCHOOL. SHE TELLS US HER MUM SENT HER AT A VERY YOUNG AGE, I LEARNED HOW TO SMOKE ONLY THE FINEST CIGARS VERY QUICKLY SHE SAY, THAT IS WHY I AM NOW A CIGAR PROFESSIONAL......................DEAR O DEAR
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL...........................
I cant believe it Felicity has come round again. She said thank you darling for playing Stevie Nicks last Thursday.
She said she is going to a Witches convention next week and wants you or Mr Staines to look after Rambo.
I still have not recovered from my experience on the train yet with Stevie I mean Felicity.
Felicity is getting her Quiga Board out again she says she wants to contact her Grand Father.
Felicity says Andy has not got long to go in the world he will be in spirit soon she says.
Dont tell poor Andy.
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WITH SCIENTISTS DISCOVERING POSSIBLE LIFE ON ANOTHER PLANET, BANGER SAYS THERE COULD BE LIFE ON BANGER TOO.
WE WASNT AWARE THERE WAS EVEN A PLANET BANGER , BUT HE ASSURES US THERE IS AND ONE DAY SCIENTISTS WILL DISCOVER THAT TOO..................
WE WASNT AWARE THERE WAS EVEN A PLANET BANGER , BUT HE ASSURES US THERE IS AND ONE DAY SCIENTISTS WILL DISCOVER THAT TOO..................
Thursday 23 July 2015
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ANDY SAYS IF YOURE GOING ON YOUR SUMMER HOLIDAYS , TAKE BETTY WITH YOU . HE SAYS SHE COULD DO A WITH A HOLIDAY , AND WOULD BE FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY.
BETTY FITS WITH ANYONE CAN BECOME ONE OF THE CHILDREN OR HELP AROUND THE HOUSE, SHE IS AN IMPORTANT ASSETT TO THE FAMILY AND WILL MAKE YOUR HOLIDAY SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE, PACK A BETTY TODAY ...................
BETTY FITS WITH ANYONE CAN BECOME ONE OF THE CHILDREN OR HELP AROUND THE HOUSE, SHE IS AN IMPORTANT ASSETT TO THE FAMILY AND WILL MAKE YOUR HOLIDAY SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE, PACK A BETTY TODAY ...................
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BANGER CLAIMS HE HAS RELATIONS EVERYWHERE, AFTER LOOKING UP THE BANGER FAMILY TREE.
HE SAID ITS POSSIBLE HE HAS A BANGER RELATION IN EVERY TOWN, YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT YET , COULD YOU BE A BANGER ??????
HE SAID ITS POSSIBLE HE HAS A BANGER RELATION IN EVERY TOWN, YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT YET , COULD YOU BE A BANGER ??????
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL................................
Felicity hopes to have Felicity FM on the air by September. Shes says many of her Witch freinds are very excited about the new station.
Felicity says my station will cover all the Home Counties.
I think you could be in trouble with Offcom Felicity.
Andy says he hopes to start Radio Bangor on the old BBC Frequency of 648 khz. I will get natiowide coverage he says as that is the frequency that was used once by Radio 3.
Uncle and Niece as aroggant as each other.
Felicity Fm Programme guide.
6,00 The Witching Breakfast show with Felicity.
9.00 Mid Morning with Jenny Hames
1.00 Willows afternoon show
4.00 Drive time wit Silver Lone Wolf
7.00 Pagen News Day
8.00 The Stevie Nicks Hour
9.00 Howard Hughes the Unexplained
10.00 Clare Boltons Psychic late show
12.00 The Witching Hour
Pagen new age Music through the Night.
Wednesday 22 July 2015
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IT SEEMS THAT ANDY THINKS HES ANOTHER MEDIA TYCOON.
WHEN BANGER MEDIA COMMENCES LATER THIS YEAR IT WILL EVERYONE MORE NEWS, MORE RADIO AND MORE TV AND ZERO FELICITY FM,
WHEN BANGER MEDIA COMMENCES LATER THIS YEAR IT WILL EVERYONE MORE NEWS, MORE RADIO AND MORE TV AND ZERO FELICITY FM,
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ANDY SAYS REPORTS THAT SAUSAGES ARE ON DECLINE IS REDICULOUS, COME TRY A REAL BANGER FULL OF MEATY GOODNESS, AND MUCH MORE TASTY.
BRITISH BANGERS ARE ALUVE AND WELL HE SAID.
BRITISH BANGERS ARE ALUVE AND WELL HE SAID.
Tuesday 21 July 2015
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YES BUNTY SAYS SHE WOULD LIKE TO COME BACK AS A CIGAR.
I WOULD LIGHT UP PEOPLES LIVES SHE SAID...
I WOULD LIGHT UP PEOPLES LIVES SHE SAID...
Monday 20 July 2015
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ANDY TELLS US OF ANOTHER NEW VENTURE BANGER CATERING.
YES FOR ALL YOUR FOOD & CATERING NEEDS, THERES A BETTY SPECIAL, AN SNDY PORTION, AND BANGER FEAST SELECTION, YOU CANT AFFORD TO MISS OIT BOOK TODAY AT BANGER CATERING.....
YES FOR ALL YOUR FOOD & CATERING NEEDS, THERES A BETTY SPECIAL, AN SNDY PORTION, AND BANGER FEAST SELECTION, YOU CANT AFFORD TO MISS OIT BOOK TODAY AT BANGER CATERING.....
Sunday 19 July 2015
Friday 17 July 2015
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WITH THE RECENT TOP 40 BBC CHART RECENTLY MOVED TO A FRIDAY , WE HEAR THAT BANGER WANTS TO HAVE HIS OWN MUSIC CHART CALLED THE BANGER BILL BOARD CHART INFACT HE TELLS US THAT BING CROSBY IS AT THIS WEEKS NO 2 , AND STILL AT NO 1 IS VERA LYN .........................
BREAKING......................ANDY REFUSES TO HAVE GHOST HUNT AT HES HOUSE
WE HAVE JUST HEARD ANDY HAS SAID THERE IS NO WAY THERE WILL BE ANY GHOST HUNT AT HIS RESIDENCE. THAT NIECE OF MINE IS CRAZY HE SAID SHE SHOULD GET A GRIP AND SOME THERAPY.
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WE HEAR THAT FELICITY IS TO ON A GHOST HUNT . APPARANTLEY SHE SAYS SHES IN TALKS WITH ITV TO TRY AND GET IT TELEVISED AS WELL, IT WILL BE TE MOTHER OF ALL GHOST HUNTS AT ONE OF THE MOST HAUNTED PLACES IN THE WORLD , YES GUESS WHERE , AT UNCLE ANDYS..
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BUNTY TELLS US SHES WORKING ON HER NEW SONG CALLED BLOWIN IN THE WIND. SHE SAID NEXT WEEK SHE WILL BE RECORDING IT IN A RECORDING STUDIO, WE WILL HAVE OUR OWN RECORDING HOT OFF THE PRESS ON NEXT WEEKS SHOW...................
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BANGER SAYS HES AIMING TO PUT MORE BETTYS ON PATROL ON THE STREETS, JUST SO THE PUBLIC FEEL SAFER.
I THINK IT WILL MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE HE SAID , AND ALSO KEEP OUR STREETS MORE SAFE. EXPECT MORE BETTYS ON THE STREET CORNERS B Y THE AUTUMN HE SAID.......................
I THINK IT WILL MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE HE SAID , AND ALSO KEEP OUR STREETS MORE SAFE. EXPECT MORE BETTYS ON THE STREET CORNERS B Y THE AUTUMN HE SAID.......................
SPECIAL REPORT.......................BY STEPHEN HALL
Back in the 90s we had Girl Power now we have Felicity Power. Felicity says any Woman who wants to bring out her inner Witch and have a New Beginning should get herself some Felicity power.
Bunty says that even when she was a school girl Felicity use to play jokes and put spells on the teachers. She once turned a teacher in to a toad.
Pupils and teachers were scared of her. One former pupil said if Felicity Bangor told you to do something you did it no questions asked.
Felicity favourite James Bond film is Live and let Die in which Jane Symour plays a Psychic.
Felicity says her powers even frighten her sometimes.
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BUNTY PLANNING TO GO TO BRAZIL TO TEACH THE BRAZILANS A THING OR TWO ABOUT CIGARS.
SHE SAYS WHEN SHES FINISHED WITH THEM , THEY WILL BE EXPERTS ON CIGARS, THERES A LOT THEY COULD LEARN SHE SAYS...............
SHE SAYS WHEN SHES FINISHED WITH THEM , THEY WILL BE EXPERTS ON CIGARS, THERES A LOT THEY COULD LEARN SHE SAYS...............
Thursday 16 July 2015
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YES THE ANDY SCHOOL OF ARROGANCE, WE HEAR THAT ANDY ONE WENT THERE AND DID RATHER WELL,
THATS WHY MAYBE HES SUCH AN ARROGANT PERSON AT TIMES, MANY WILL HAVE HEARD HES RUDE SKILLS, ALTHOUGH BANGER CLAIMS THIS IS NOT TRUE, BUT ANDY OUR SOURCES ARE NEVER WRONG......................
THATS WHY MAYBE HES SUCH AN ARROGANT PERSON AT TIMES, MANY WILL HAVE HEARD HES RUDE SKILLS, ALTHOUGH BANGER CLAIMS THIS IS NOT TRUE, BUT ANDY OUR SOURCES ARE NEVER WRONG......................
Wednesday 15 July 2015
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WE HEAR BUNTY PHONED THE PRIME MINISTER OVER A PUFF AND ASKED IF SHE COULD BECOME CIGAR CHAIRMAN.
IN WHAT WE HEAR WAS A LONG CONVERSATION WHERE AT LEAST FICE CIGARS WERE PUFFED, TGE PRIM MINISTER SAID HE WILL GET BACK TO HER....
IN WHAT WE HEAR WAS A LONG CONVERSATION WHERE AT LEAST FICE CIGARS WERE PUFFED, TGE PRIM MINISTER SAID HE WILL GET BACK TO HER....
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BANGER HAS BEEN TOLD TO PIPE IT DOWN A BIT. IT SEEMS THAT IN THE SUMMER HE LIKES TO SIT IN HIS FIELD PUFFING AWAYB, BUT HES NEIGHBOURS DONT SHARE HIS HABIT, AND HAVE TOLD HIM IT MAKES THE WASHING SMELL AND MAKES THEM CHOKE, AS USUAL HES REPONSE, DONT LIKE IT MOVE THEN.....
Tuesday 14 July 2015
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FANCY A TRIP ON THE BUNTY CIGAR BOAT. THEY ARE NIGHT TRIPS THAT ALLOW A GROUP OF PUFFERS TO GET TOGETHER AND GO SAILING IN TO THE SUNSET.
WE HEAR THAT THE CIGAR TRIPPERS CAN BE SEEN LIT UP AS THEY MOVE ACROSS THE OPEN WATERS, SPACES ARE LIMITED SO IF YIU FANCY A GO APPLY TODAY...
WE HEAR THAT THE CIGAR TRIPPERS CAN BE SEEN LIT UP AS THEY MOVE ACROSS THE OPEN WATERS, SPACES ARE LIMITED SO IF YIU FANCY A GO APPLY TODAY...
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BABY BANGER, DONT TELL US THAT BETTYS PROBABLY PREGNANT AGAIN, BANGER SAYS HES READY TO BE A FATHER WHAT AT HES AGE, AND BETTYS TOO??????! PLEASE
Monday 13 July 2015
Friday 10 July 2015
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BUNTY IS HOPING TO PERSUADE THE QUEEN TO GET HERSELF PUT ON THE BRITISH FLAG SMOKING A CIGAR.
I THINK ITS VERY BRITISH SHE SAID, AND AFTER ALL I AM A BRITISH CIGAR FAN AND A ROYALIST TOO, ILL PUFF TO THAT SHE SAYS.......................
I THINK ITS VERY BRITISH SHE SAID, AND AFTER ALL I AM A BRITISH CIGAR FAN AND A ROYALIST TOO, ILL PUFF TO THAT SHE SAYS.......................
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ANDY SAYS BETTY IS IN FULL BLOOM, ALTHOUGHJ WE DONT KNOW WHAT E MEANS BY THAT ,
HE SAYS IN THE SUMMER BETTY TENDS TO BLOOM EVERYWHERE, DEAR O DEAR
HE SAYS IN THE SUMMER BETTY TENDS TO BLOOM EVERYWHERE, DEAR O DEAR
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WE HEAR THAT BRUISER IS TO START UP HIS OWN BODYGUARD SERVICES, HE SAYS HE WILL BE AVAILABLE TO GUARD ANYBODY WHO NEEDS HIS EXPERTISE 9N BETWEEN GUARDING ANDY OF COURSE.........................
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WHAT A TITLE , AND YES ITS BANGERS NEW PROPOSED MOVIE, HW APPARANTLEY WANTS TO MAKE THIS FILM ABOUT HIS LIFE.
HE HAS APPROACHED MANY DIRECTORS, WE ASKED HIM IF HED FOUND ANYONE WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO PRODUCE AND DIRECT IT BUT HE SAID NO ONE CAN AFFORD HIM , SO MAYBE BETTY WILL HAVE TO DO IT INSTEAD...................
HE HAS APPROACHED MANY DIRECTORS, WE ASKED HIM IF HED FOUND ANYONE WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO PRODUCE AND DIRECT IT BUT HE SAID NO ONE CAN AFFORD HIM , SO MAYBE BETTY WILL HAVE TO DO IT INSTEAD...................
Thursday 9 July 2015
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ACCORDING TO MR BANGER EVERY DAY IS AN ANDY DAY , YES HE BELIEVES YOU SHOULD LIVE IT THE BANGER WAY .
START THE DAY WITH A PIPE. A SAUSAGE , AND A VIDEO OF ONE OF YOUR HEROES BANGER. TALKING ABOUT THE WAR , AND HIS VENTURES, AND IF THAT DOES NOT PUT YOU OFF YOUR DAY NOTHNG WILL.......................
START THE DAY WITH A PIPE. A SAUSAGE , AND A VIDEO OF ONE OF YOUR HEROES BANGER. TALKING ABOUT THE WAR , AND HIS VENTURES, AND IF THAT DOES NOT PUT YOU OFF YOUR DAY NOTHNG WILL.......................
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DOES YOUR DAY BEGIN WITH BUNTY ???? WELL BUNTY THINKS IT SHOULD, INDEED SHE SAYS YOU YOU SHOULD WATCH HER VIDEO FIRST THING TO START THE DAY , AND HAVE A PUFF, SHE SAY YOU SHOULD WATCH HER BOOGIE WOOGIE VIDEO AS WELL AS HAVE A PUFF, ITS THE ONLY WAY TO START THE DAY , THE BUNTY WAY.................
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FELICITY SAYS SHE CAN FORTELL THE FUTURE, INDEED SHES FORSEES A NEW BEGINNING , YET AGAIN FOR ALL OF US..........................
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BANGER CLAIMS FROM HIS INTELLIGENCE , THAT WHITE VAN MAN IS UP TO NO GOOD ????
Wednesday 8 July 2015
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ANDY SAYS ITS TIME FOR CHANGE. SPEAKING AHEAD OF TODAYS BUDGET, HE SAID WE ALL HAVE TO BUDGET OURSELVES AND MAKE SURE WE HAVE ENOUGH SAUSAGES..... DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday 7 July 2015
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YES, THE BOOGIE WOOGIE BUNTY, WE HEAR SHES MADE A VERSION OF THE OLD TUNE.
WE SHALL HAVE A RECORDING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW, BUT ITS BOUND TO GET YOUR TOES TAPPING TO THE BOOGIE WOOGIE BEAT.....
WE SHALL HAVE A RECORDING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW, BUT ITS BOUND TO GET YOUR TOES TAPPING TO THE BOOGIE WOOGIE BEAT.....
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ANDY SATS THAT HE HAS BEEN RESPECTED FOR YEARS, AND KNOWN AS A SIR TOO, INFACT WHENEVER HE HAS VISITORS BETTY OPENS THE DOOR ABD SAYS SIR BANGER WIL SEE YOU NOW, BY APPT OF COURSE.....
Monday 6 July 2015
Friday 3 July 2015
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ANDY SAYS ITS A LOVELY TIME OF THE YEAR, A GOOD TIME TO SPREAD THE BANGER LOVE.
THE LOVE OF BANGER CAN MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD , SO GIVE SOMEONE A HUG TODAY AND SAY THIS IS SOME BANGER LOVE......................
THE LOVE OF BANGER CAN MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD , SO GIVE SOMEONE A HUG TODAY AND SAY THIS IS SOME BANGER LOVE......................
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BUNTY WANTS TO RELEASE E VERSION OF BENEATH MY WINGS, BUT IN HER OWN WORDS,
WE HOPE TO HAVE AVERSION OF THIS , NO DOUBT ABOUT CIGARS NEXT WEEK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
WE HOPE TO HAVE AVERSION OF THIS , NO DOUBT ABOUT CIGARS NEXT WEEK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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BLAZIN BANGER, YES A BANGER THAT GOES ALL GUNS BLAZIN
WHEN ANDY LOSES HIS TEMPER IT CAN GET HIM IN TO TROUBLE IT HAS GOT HIM EVEN A RED NOSE BEFORE TOO,
WHEN ANDY LOSES HIS TEMPER IT CAN GET HIM IN TO TROUBLE IT HAS GOT HIM EVEN A RED NOSE BEFORE TOO,
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BANGER SAYS TOMORROW IS NOT AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY ITS BANGER INDEPENDENCE DAY.
YES HE SAYS BANGER WENT INDEPENDENT YEARS AGO LETS CELEBRATE TODAY ............
YES HE SAYS BANGER WENT INDEPENDENT YEARS AGO LETS CELEBRATE TODAY ............
Thursday 2 July 2015
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL.........................
Yes indeed Felicity is starting a Web Site for all the UKs Witches.
Felicity also wants Jenny to help her run it.
Felicity says there is a little Witch in every Woman.
I heard she was wearing her Stevie Nicks dresses all the Weekend and then in the evening she sang Dreams at the Witches Sabbeth.
Felicity says her powers will make her live forever she says she has seen Andy as a ghost again and says his days are numbered. Dont tell poor Andy.
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YE GET YOURSELF A BANGER BLOWER TO KEEP COOL DURING THE HEATWAVE,
ANDY SAY ITS THE NATURAL WAY TO KEEP COOL , AND YOULL NEVER; SWEAT AGAIN................
ANDY SAY ITS THE NATURAL WAY TO KEEP COOL , AND YOULL NEVER; SWEAT AGAIN................
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT ANDY SAYS HE USED TO BE PART OF THE A TEAM, BEFORE YOU GET EXCITED NOT THAT A TEAM BUT THE ANDY TEAM.
YES THE ANDY TEAM, DEAR O DEAR
YES THE ANDY TEAM, DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 1 July 2015
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A SMOKING BUNTY, YES BUNTY SAYS YOU CAN BUY A SOUVENIER BUNTY WATCH HER SMOKE AS YOU TURN HER SWITCH ON, HER CIGAR IS IGNITED A SMOKING BUNTY, IN THE SHOPS TODAUB
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FIRST ITS BANGER FANS, NOW GET YOURSELF A BANGER BLOWER.
YES WHY NOT YOULL BE BLOWN AWAY, BY IT ALL, A BANGER BLOWER IS IDEAL TO KEEP COOL.... .
YES WHY NOT YOULL BE BLOWN AWAY, BY IT ALL, A BANGER BLOWER IS IDEAL TO KEEP COOL.... .
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APPARANTELY BETTY BROKE HER OWN SWEATING RECORD TODAY.
EVERWHERE SHE WENT SHE WAS DRIPPING EVERYWHERE. IT WAS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT WE CAN TELL YOU.
EVERWHERE SHE WENT SHE WAS DRIPPING EVERYWHERE. IT WAS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT WE CAN TELL YOU.
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IT SEEMS THAT BANGER IS BREEDING EVERYWHERE,
BANGER NOW CLAIMS HE HAS CONTACTS ALL OVER THE WORLD WITH RELATIONS IN MOST EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.
BANGER NOW CLAIMS HE HAS CONTACTS ALL OVER THE WORLD WITH RELATIONS IN MOST EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.
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