Friday 29 May 2015
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WE HAVE HEARD THAT TODAY THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN ATTEMPTING TO LOOK UP BANGERS KILT AS HE WAS OUT DOING SOME SHOPPING . ANDY GOT VERY ANGRY AND WAS SHOUTING AT THEM..................
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YES WE HEAR THAT ANDY SAYS HE IS TO APPEAR IN TOP SOAP CORRIE??? REALLY, WELL WE CANNOT CONFIRM OR DENY THIS, BUT ANDY SAYS HES ALREADY LENT ROY CROPPER ONE OF HES MOGGY MINORS IN THE SOAP.
WE AWAIT TO HEAR MORE ............................
WE AWAIT TO HEAR MORE ............................
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PLEASE , WE ARE GETTING REPORTS FROM BANGERS INDEPENDENT TRADERS THAT BANGER IS SELLING FAKE BED BLANKETS. DO NOT BUY THESE WE HEAR ALREADY SOME PEOPLE CANNOT STOP ITCHING , AND OTHERS HAVE A RASH......................DO NOT BUY THESE PRODUCTS
SPECIAL REPORT.......................STEPHEN HALL
Bunty has just rung to say she is very worried about Felicity and now wants me to have a heart to heart with her. Bunty says Felicity lisens to me. Really.
Felicity has rung to say that Stevie Nicks has arrived at Buntys Mansion as Felicitys guest.
Felicity asked me if I want to come round to get a Radio Interview from Stevie.
She also said you and Mr Staines must come round to meet the star Fleetwood Mac Singer.
Abbey told me she is very worried about her Mother who seems to be suffering from delusions that Stevie Nicks is at the Mansion.
I am very worried about my Mummy and so is Grand Ma Bunty
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FELICITY HAS YET AGAIN PUT ANOTHER SPELL ON UNCLE ANDY ,YES HE PUT A KILT ON FROM HIS MCBANGER RELATIONS NOW HE CANT GET IT OFF, ITS STUCK TO ME HE , ILL RING THAT FELICTYS NECK HE SAID.........................
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YET ANOTHER CIGAR CHALLENGE BEING PLANNED BY BUNTY, SHE WONDERS WHETHER YOU WILL BE UP TO THE CHALLENGE AGAIN SOMETIME SOON, KEEP YOUR CIGAR BURNING IN THE MEANTIME..........................
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FANCY SOME BANGER RELIEF??? WELL, BANGER CLAIMS HE HAS THE ANSWER WHATEVER YOUR WORRIES YOUR WOES, BANGER WILL RELIEVE THEM FOR YOU. HE CLAIMS HE WILL BE THERE WITH HIS WINNING FORMULA .................HMMMMMMMMM
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WE HEAR FELICITYS CRYSTAL BALL HAS GROWN. APPARANTLEY THIS ALL STARTED WHEN SHE SAW UNCLE ANDY IN IT , WHICH WE HEAR DAMAGED THE BALL................
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WE HEAR BANGERS UK ENTRY FOR EUROVISION THIS YEAR WAS SAVE ALL YOUR SAUSAGES FOR ME, THATS PROBABLY WHY IT FAILED, WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING ON SAT UNFORTUNATELY....................
Thursday 28 May 2015
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WE HEAR THAT VERA WAS ONCE AGAIN PUSHED OVER THE EDGE WHEN SHE ENTERED THE RADIO VERULAM SMALL ROOM ON THURSDAY. HER SCREAMS COULD BE HEARD THROUGH THE STATION WE HEAR, IM NOT HAVING THIS ANYMORE SHE SAID
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IF YOU FANCY YOURSELF A BARGAIN ON THE CHEAP, WHETHER IT BE A MOGGY MINOR SPARE OR SOMETHING ELSE ITS BANGERS INDEPENDENT TRADERS, THATS BANGERS BRAND NEW CO FOR ALL YOUR NEEDS...................
Wednesday 27 May 2015
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HES THE MASTER BANGER SO HE CLAIMS, AND HE CLAIMS TO BE A BANGER MASTER, WHAT TJR HELL IS HE ON ABOUT?????
Tuesday 26 May 2015
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WE HEAR THAT BUNTY TURNED UP UNEXPECTEDLY AT THE HERTS SHOW RIDING MANIKIN SMOKING A CIGAR.
APPARANTLEY HERTS SHOW ATTENDEES GASPED IN AMAZEMENT THEN LAUGHED WHEN THEY MISTOOK HER FOR A COMEDY ACT, BUT BUNTY SAID SHE WAS JUST PASSING BY OFF TO HER STABLES IN REDBOURN......
APPARANTLEY HERTS SHOW ATTENDEES GASPED IN AMAZEMENT THEN LAUGHED WHEN THEY MISTOOK HER FOR A COMEDY ACT, BUT BUNTY SAID SHE WAS JUST PASSING BY OFF TO HER STABLES IN REDBOURN......
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WITH THE RECENT RE LAUNCH OF RADIO VERULAM, BANGER NOW SAYS HE TOO IS HAVING A RE LAUNCH, HES RELAUNCHING HIMSELF WELL WE CSN ONLY WAIT WITH ABAITED BREATH.....
Monday 25 May 2015
Friday 22 May 2015
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WE HEAR BANGER WHO IS CURRENTLY IN VIENNA FOR EUROVISION HAS PHONED HOME TO BETTY, AND HE SAID HELLO BETTY VIENNA CALLING CAN I HAVE YOUR VOTES PLEASE ......................DEAR O DEAR
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WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS FLOWN OUT TO VIENNA FOR THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST.
HE BELIEVES THAT HE COULD WIN, AND SAYS ITS THE FIRST TIME THE UK HAS HAD A DECENT SONG ENTRY FOR YEARS. BUT WHAT IS HE SINGING ?????
HE BELIEVES THAT HE COULD WIN, AND SAYS ITS THE FIRST TIME THE UK HAS HAD A DECENT SONG ENTRY FOR YEARS. BUT WHAT IS HE SINGING ?????
Thursday 21 May 2015
LATEST.......................BUNTY TONIGHT SPOTTED AT BRITISH SOAP AWARDS???????
BELOW BUNTY CHEERS AFTER HEARING CORRIE GOT AN AWARD....................................
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL..........................
Andy is visting his Scottish Relations again this weekend the Mc Bangors.
Andy will be wearing his klit again and Felicity said she is going to put a spell on him so he cant take it off again.
She is so wicked.
Felicity says the reason she has it in for Andy is because he stole one of her dolls when she was a little girl.
She certainly isnt very forgiving to hold a grudge all those years, Andy totally denies stealing Felicitys Dolls. Shes a wicked Girl he said.
I have just a call from Andy complaining that he tried his Kilt on for the weekend in Scotland and now he cant get it off again. I confronted Felicity about this and she let out a Evil Laugh how could e be so cruel............................below felicity outside steves house tonight......................
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BANGER HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS TO DO A WORLD TOUR LATER THIS YEAR. HE SAID HE ANDY BETTY WILL TOUR ALL CONTINENTS, AND LOOKS FORWARD TO MEETING HIS FANS??????
PREPARE FOR THE BANGER DREAM TOUR HES SAYS BUT NO MORE DREAMING THE TIME HAS COME ITS TRUE .......................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
PREPARE FOR THE BANGER DREAM TOUR HES SAYS BUT NO MORE DREAMING THE TIME HAS COME ITS TRUE .......................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 20 May 2015
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL......................
Felicity says Andy was always weird and when Uncle Andy came around when I was a little Girl I use to hide in my room with my dolls and tarot cards.
Andy stole one of my dolls once says Felicity
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WELL, BANGER THINKS THAT HE SHOULD BE THE NEW FACE ON THE £20 NOTE, I THINK THE COUNTRY SHOULD GET THE CHANCE TO SEE ME EVERYTIME THEY PURCHASE SOMETHING , NOT ONLY THAT BUT IM LORD BANGER , WHAT ??????????
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BANGER SAYS HE HAS A FLAG ON.HIS ROOF LIKE THE QUEEN,
HE SAID WHEN HES HOME ITS FULL. MAST AND WHEN HES NOT IN ITS AT HALF MAST.......
HE SAID WHEN HES HOME ITS FULL. MAST AND WHEN HES NOT IN ITS AT HALF MAST.......
Tuesday 19 May 2015
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BUNTY HAS ATTENDED THE FIRST DAY OF THE CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW.
WE HEAR SGE CAUSED A FIRE SCARE BY PUTTING DOWN HER CIGAR WHICH ACTUALLY CAUGHT FURE TO.ONE OF THE FLOWERS IN THE GREENHOUSE.
ALSO RAMBO WAS WITH HER SND WHEN.ASKED A GENTLEMAN WHO.SHE WAS TALKING FOR HIS NAME, IT DIDNT GO DOWN TO WELL WITH RAMBO.AS HIS NAME WAS ANDY, AND RAMBO.STARTED GROWLING AND SNEARING AT HIM., BUNTY HAD TO.THEREFORE LEAVE.....
WE HEAR SGE CAUSED A FIRE SCARE BY PUTTING DOWN HER CIGAR WHICH ACTUALLY CAUGHT FURE TO.ONE OF THE FLOWERS IN THE GREENHOUSE.
ALSO RAMBO WAS WITH HER SND WHEN.ASKED A GENTLEMAN WHO.SHE WAS TALKING FOR HIS NAME, IT DIDNT GO DOWN TO WELL WITH RAMBO.AS HIS NAME WAS ANDY, AND RAMBO.STARTED GROWLING AND SNEARING AT HIM., BUNTY HAD TO.THEREFORE LEAVE.....
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WE HEAR BANGERS EXCITED AS HE THINKS HES BEEN NOMINATED FOR A SOAP. AWARD.
BANGER SAID HE DOSENT KNOW WETHER ITS FOR THE PALMOLIVE, IMPERIAL LEATHER OR DOVE SOAP HE USES BUT HES HONOURED...... DEAR O DEAR
BANGER SAID HE DOSENT KNOW WETHER ITS FOR THE PALMOLIVE, IMPERIAL LEATHER OR DOVE SOAP HE USES BUT HES HONOURED...... DEAR O DEAR
Monday 18 May 2015
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WE HEAR ANDY HAS HAD A,ROW WITH BRITISH TELECOM.
BANGER TOLD BT HE HAD A FAULT ON HIS LINE, BUT BT TOLD HIM.HE WAS THE FAULT AS HE WAS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE, NOW HE SAYS HE IS NOT PAYING HIS BILL..
BANGER TOLD BT HE HAD A FAULT ON HIS LINE, BUT BT TOLD HIM.HE WAS THE FAULT AS HE WAS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE, NOW HE SAYS HE IS NOT PAYING HIS BILL..
Friday 15 May 2015
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BANGERS BEASUTIES APPARANTLEY ARE BEAUTIES THAT ACCOMPANY BANGER ON PUBLIC APPEARANCES.EVENTS THAT HE ATTENDS. HE SAYS THE PURPOSE OF THEM BEING THERE IS TO LOOK GLAMOROUS AND PROMOTE ME AS SEEN BELOW.......................................
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE CHAUFFERED AEOUND BY ONE OF BANGERS CHAUFFEURS, WELL ITS HIS NEW VENTURE, AND DRIVERS INCLUDING BRUISER BELOW, SO IF YOU CALL A CHAUFFEUR I FUTURE, CAREFUL IT COULD BE ONE OF BANGERS CHAUFFEURS......................
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL.............................
Felicity has already trained Abbey in the art of witchcraft.
Felicity says shes expecting Stevie Nicks to come over from the States at the weekend to see her.
Felicity now claims that Stevie Nicks is flying over from the States to be in conversation with Felicity.
Felicity is very excited about meeting her role model.
That woman lives in a fantasy world.
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BUNTY SAYS HER NEW GAME CALLED LIGHT OUT YOURE OUT WILL CATCH ON , IF YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE WITH YOUR VIGAR GOING OUT THEN YOURE OUT SHE SAYS ITS THE LAST ONE WITH THEIR CIGAR ALIGHT THATS THE WINNER, EVEN RAMBO BELOW LOVES IT .............................
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YES WE HEAR THAT THE NEW DANCE CRAZE ACCORDING TO BANGER IS DO THE SAUSAGE ROLL, YOU ROLL ON THE FLOOR WITH A SAUSAGE IN YOUR MOUTH.........................., DEAR O DEAR
Thursday 14 May 2015
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL............................NEW BEGINNINGS FOR FELICITY
Felicity says she has now formed The Witch Party of Great Britain. She claims Stevie Nicks rang her personally from the US to offer her support.
Felicity says already around 40 Witches from all over the UK have joined. Felicity says she will be the next Female Prime Minester and the first wiccan leader of the UK.
Felicity now claims she has written a book all about the history of Witchcraft.
Titled From a Mordern Witches Prospective by Felicity Annebell Abbey Banger.
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ANDY SAYS HE WAS ONCE ON THE TV PROGRAMME EMBARRASSING BODIES. HE SAYS HE WOULD RATHER NOT GO IN TO THE EMBARRASSING CONDITION , BUT HE SAY IT WAS A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE TIME OF HIS LIFE.......................
Wednesday 13 May 2015
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ANDY SAYS THAT HE HAS ANIMAL.INSTINCTS. TOO, SO RAMBO.BETTER BEWARE.
HE SAYS HE CAN TURN.IN TO.A TIGER IF HES PUSHED., YES WE BELIEVE YOU.ANDY....
HE SAYS HE CAN TURN.IN TO.A TIGER IF HES PUSHED., YES WE BELIEVE YOU.ANDY....
Tuesday 12 May 2015
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WE HEAR ANDY IS STILL SUFFERING WITH HIS INJURY FROM.WHITE VAN MAN. HES LEG THAT WHITE VAN MAN.HIT THE OTHER DAY IS STILL PLAYING HIM.UP..
INFACT HE HAS BEEN SEEN LIMPING AROUND ST ALBANS WITH.SOME CHILDREN LAUGHING AT HIM.AS HE GOES.
INFACT HE HAS BEEN SEEN LIMPING AROUND ST ALBANS WITH.SOME CHILDREN LAUGHING AT HIM.AS HE GOES.
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BUNTY HAS SAID SHE IS GETTING A LOVELY RESPONSE FROM TYE PUBLIC EVERYWHERE SHE GOES.
SHE SAYS PEOPLE ARE SHOUTING BRAVO BUNTY, LETS HAVE A PUFF, BRAVO
SHE SAYS PEOPLE ARE SHOUTING BRAVO BUNTY, LETS HAVE A PUFF, BRAVO
Monday 11 May 2015
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IT SEEMS THST BANGER HAS HAD S DOUBLE DISSAPOINTMENT, WHAT WITH LOSING THE ELECTION.AND NOW NOT RECIEVING A BAFTA.
HE IS COMPLAINING THAT HE.WAS DELIBERATELY OVERLOOKED AND NOT EVEN CONSIDERED FOR HIS TALENTS.
HE IS COMPLAINING THAT HE.WAS DELIBERATELY OVERLOOKED AND NOT EVEN CONSIDERED FOR HIS TALENTS.
Sunday 10 May 2015
Friday 8 May 2015
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL............................
Andy says Betty will be leader of the Sausage Party for the time being whist a New Leader is elected. Andy says the party needs rebuilding for the people of the UK so next time we are seen as a Goverment in waiting. Andy says Bunty has put herself forward so has Groves but Andy says its early days yet.
Felicity says she is not interested as she is a vegetarian and hates saugages and all meat
Felicity says she is going to lead the Wiccan Party of the UK. She says Witches from all walks of life are invited to join.
Britian will have its first Witch Prime Minster.
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WE HEAR ONCE AGAIN BANGER IS TRYING TO OVER RUN THE HEADLINES BY SAYING THAT HE IS THREATENING TO RESIGN OVER HES HUMILIATING DEFEAT, HE SAYS HE GOT ONE VOTE FROM BETTY, BUT HE ALSO LOST THAT SEAT WHEN BETTY SAT IN IT . I HAVE TO THINK CAREFULLY ABOUT MY FUTURE HE SAID..........................
Thursday 7 May 2015
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ONCE AGAIN IT SEEMS LIKE BANGERS ON THE RUN FROM WHITE VAN MAN, AFTER HE GOT WHACKED ON SATURDAY.
WE HEAR BRUISER IS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR HIM AGAIN, THE TWO OF THEM HAD A SCUFFLE ON SATURDAY.......................
WE HEAR BRUISER IS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR HIM AGAIN, THE TWO OF THEM HAD A SCUFFLE ON SATURDAY.......................
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