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REPORTS TONIGHT THAT BANGER PHONED BARNWELL AND DEMANDED  THAT HE PICKED UP AT  12.30PM ON THE DOT SAT FOR THE ANDY HOUR , DON'T BE LATE HE SAID PIFFING ON HIS PIPE YOU DON'T  WANT  TO LET A SIR DOWN  DO YOU OTHERWISE ILL HAVE YO PHONE THE QUEEN HE SAID AND PUT YHE PHONE DOWN ...........