BREAKING......................BANGER LAUNCHES GIANT INFLATABLE SAUSAGE INSIDE CHILDREN IN NEED STUDIOS!!!

WE HEAR THAT A FUMING ANDY BANGER HAVING BEEN TURNED AWAY FROM BBC STUDIOS TONIGHT WENT MAD WHEN HE HEARD HARRY HILL WAS  IN THE STUDIOS WITH HIS SAUSAGE VIDEO. ANDY THEN STORMED IN TO THE STUDIOS OF THE LIVE TELEVISED EVENT AND BLEW UP AND LET GO A GIANT INFLATABLE SAUSAGE BELOW. THE AUDIENCE PANICKED AND PRESENTERS  SIR TERRY WOGAN ALONG WITH FERNE COTTON  WERE STUNNED MOMENTARILY. SECURITY WAS THEN BROUGHT IN AND BANGER THROWN OUT, THE ANDY ONE THAT IS......................