Thursday 28 November 2013
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BANGERS WINTER WARMERS, YES A LEG WARMER FOR THE MOR MATURE SAYS BANGER, YOU CAN FEEL STYLISH AND WARM AND ALSO VERY MUCH WARMER IN THESE STYLISH WINTEER WARMERS IN YOUR SHOPS SOON,THEY WILL MAKE YOU STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD, WELL YES THATS TRUE............................
ANDYS ANCESTORS.............................THE ALBUM
ANDYS GRANDMOTHER.....................................
ANDYS GRANDAD..............................
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WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS HITR BACK AT BUNTY SAYING THAT SHE SHOULD BE KEPT ON A LEAD, HE SAID SHE LIVES IN A FANTASY WORLD, WITH HER CRYSTAL BALL, HE ALSO SAID HES LOOKING IN TO GETTING A DOG AS WELL NOW................................
Wednesday 27 November 2013
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ARE YOU BORN THE BUNTY WAY? WELL IF YOU ARE YOU'LL HAVE BEEN BORN WITH A BIG LIKE FOR HORSE AND OF COURSE A PASSION FOR CIGARS . INFACT BUNTY SAYS SHE WOULD LIJE MORE BABIES TO BE BROUGHT UP ON CIGARS ......... DEAR O DEAR
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YES A BETTY BROADCAST , ANDY PLANS ON CHRISTMAS DAY INSTEAD OF HAVING THE QUEENS MESSAGE , HE WANTS TO HAVE A BETTY BROADCAST TO THE COMMONWEALTH. GOODNESS KNOWS WHAT SHE WILL SAY WE CSN ONLY WAIT IN ANTICIPATION ........
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WE HAVE OBTAINED PHOTOS OF ANDYS DISTANT ANCESTORS WE WILL HAVE PHOTOS OF THESE PECULIAR BEINGS TOMORROW.......
Tuesday 26 November 2013
BREAKING .......... BUNTY HITS BACK !!!!
YES AFTER REPORTS THAT BUNTY HAS BEEN TOLD TO RAMBO UNDER CONTROL, WE HEAR BUNTY HAS HIT BACK SAYING THAT IT'S ANDY THAT SHOULD BE KEPT ON A LEAD AND WEAR A NOZZLE ........
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YES WE HEAR BRUISER HAS HAD HIS FIRST CLOSE CONFRONTATION WITH A FAN WHILST PROTECTING ANDY , YES IT WAS BETTY WHILST ANDY WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM BETTY WALK PASSED HIM AND BRUISER STEPPED IN AND SAID DON'T GET TOO CLOSE PLEASE...,,.,,,DEAR O DEAR HAS NO ONE TOLD HIM THEY ARE MARRIED RELAX BRUISER
Monday 25 November 2013
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YES ANDYS GOT A NEW VENTURE IN MIND LEARN TO COOJ TGE BANGER WAY , INFACT THE SAUSAGE WAY AS ITS A SCHOOL LITERALLY FOR BSNGERS , YES LEARN TO COOK BANGERS AT THE THE SCHOOL OF BANGERS...........MORE WHEN WE GET IT
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BANGERS BREAKFASTS, YES YOU CAN EXPECT MAYBE A FULL ENGLISH, NO WRONG YOU'LL GET A FULL PLATE OF BANGERS ONLY . AS WELL AS A SAUSAGE SANDWICH , INFACT SO MANY SAUSAGES THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY LOSE THE TASTE FOR THEM. BANGERS BREAKFASTS TRY ONE TODAY .......
Thursday 21 November 2013
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YES BANGERS GOT A BALD SPOT APPARANTLEY ,OR SO HE TELLS US, BUT WE DONT WANT TO KNOW WHERE AND HOW EITHER, THANK YOU!!!!!
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YES BUNTY BACON, BACON MADE THE BUNTY WAY . , APPARANTLEY IT'S DELICIOUSLY COOKED STRIPS OF BACON WRAPPED IN IN A CIGAR SMOKED OFF BY EACH PUFF , THAT'S WHY IT'S SMOKEY BACON ........,
Wednesday 20 November 2013
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WE HEAR BANGER IS GROWING A TOUCHÉ FOR MOVEMBER. BETTY HAS BEEN COMPLAINING COS IT WAKES HER UP AT NIGHT TICKLING HER FACE WHEN SHE LIES OPPOSITE ANDY . NOW MOST MEN WOUKD TAKE A WHILE TO GROW A FULL LENGTH MOUSTACHE BUT BSNGERCWE HEAR GROWS MORE HAIR DAILY THAN MOST PEOPLE. SHOULD BE INTERESTING SATURDAY ..........
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YES WE HEAR BANGER IS LOOKING FOR AN AGENT OF HIS OWN YO PROMOTE HIMSELF AND HIS VENTURES, WE DON'T THINK ANYONE WOUKD BE INTERESTED IN TAKING ON A LIABILITY THOUGH.......
Tuesday 19 November 2013
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WE ASKED ANDY IF HE WAS GOING OUT TODAY HE SAID SPEAK TO MY BODYGUARD........DEAR O DEAR
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BUNTYS HAS MADE A BLACKLIST WE HEAR AND ANDY IS ON IT. IT'S FOR PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE SHE SAID OF WHICH ANDY IS ONE OF THEM SO HE BETTER WWATCH OUT ..........
Monday 18 November 2013
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WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS TAKEN OVER BEDFORDSHIRE. HE HAS TOLD THE COUNCIL THAT HE WILL TAKE OVER THE COUNTY, LOOKING AFTER THE COUNTYS NEEDS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE. I HAVE CLOSE CONNECTIONS WITH THE COUNTY HE SAYS AND ITS BEST LEFT IN MY HANDS......................
Friday 15 November 2013
BREAKING .........................BUNTY SHOCKED AT ROYAL COMMENTS!!!
BUNTY HAS SPOKEN OUT TONIGHT OVER HRH PRINCESS ANNES COMMENTS ABOUT EATING HORSE MEAT. I WILL BE HAVING A MEETING WITH THE QUEEN OVER THIS SHE SAID, NO ONE WILL DEFINITLEY BE EATING MY BOYS SHE SAID.........................
BREAKING......................BANGER LAUNCHES GIANT INFLATABLE SAUSAGE INSIDE CHILDREN IN NEED STUDIOS!!!
WE HEAR THAT A FUMING ANDY BANGER HAVING BEEN TURNED AWAY FROM BBC STUDIOS TONIGHT WENT MAD WHEN HE HEARD HARRY HILL WAS IN THE STUDIOS WITH HIS SAUSAGE VIDEO. ANDY THEN STORMED IN TO THE STUDIOS OF THE LIVE TELEVISED EVENT AND BLEW UP AND LET GO A GIANT INFLATABLE SAUSAGE BELOW. THE AUDIENCE PANICKED AND PRESENTERS SIR TERRY WOGAN ALONG WITH FERNE COTTON WERE STUNNED MOMENTARILY. SECURITY WAS THEN BROUGHT IN AND BANGER THROWN OUT, THE ANDY ONE THAT IS......................
BREAKING..................BANGER TURNED AWAY FROM CHILDREN IN NEED TONIGHT POSING AS PUDSEY BEAR?????
YES WE HEAR SECURITY HAD TO BE CALLED TO TURN AWAY BANGER FROM ENTERING BBC TELEVISION CENTRE TONIGHT FOR CHILDREN IN NEED. HE EVEN HAD THE FRONT TO HAVE A PIPE IN HIS MOUTH DRESSED AS PUDSEY BEAR CHILDREN WERE SHOCKED. HE THEN SAID IM HERE TO MAKE NY NEW BBC BANGER PROGRAMME..............................
Thursday 14 November 2013
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YES YOU COULD BE A WINNER ON THE BIG BANGER LOTTERY, ANDY PLANS TO LAUNCH THIS NEW VENTURE IN THE NEW YEAR HE SAYS. THERE WILL BA GREAT PRIZES WITH CHANCES TO WIN A FAMILY MOGGY MINOR, A PIPE FOR EACH FAMILY MEMBER WITH SMALLER PIPES FOR THE YOUNG, AND KING SIZE PACKS OF SAUSAGES. SO DONT MISS OUT BE A WINNER WILL THE BANGER LOTTEY LAUNCHING SOON.......................
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YES BE PREPARED TO AHVE THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE, ONLY ON A BANGER COACH TOUR. PRICES REASONABLE, DISCOUNTS FOR CONCESSIONS. TOURS AVAILABLE UP AND DOWN BANGER ROAD YES THATS ABOUT IT, THERE EVEN TALKS ABOUT GOING INTERNATIONAL, POSSIBLY TO THE NEXT ROAD..........................
Wednesday 13 November 2013
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BANGER NOEW AFTER HEARING ABOUT BUNTYS NEW CAHNNEL, WANTS HIS OWN, SAYING BBC BANGER WOULD FIT PERFECTLY, ROUND THE CLOCK SAUSAGE PROGRAMMES, PIPES, ANDYS TRAVEL ETC. LETS HOPE HE DOSENT FIND A TV COMPANY DESPERATE ENOUGH TO TAKE HIM UP ON THE IDEA............................
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YES NOW EL BEE SAYS BBC4 HAVE APPROACHED HIM AFTER HEARING HIM ON RADIO VERULAM TO PRESENT A NEW SHOW ON GETTING AROUND BRITIAN BY BIKE. AFTER HEARING ABOUT EL BEES EXPERTISE IN THE BIKE WORLD, HE COULD BE ON THE VERGE OF SOMETHING BIKE!!!!!
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YES BUNTY ON TV, AND EVEN HER OWN CHANNEL. BBC BUNTY TO SERVE THE WORLD THROUGH FREEVIEW, AND IT WILL BE A 24R CHANNEL DEICATED TO BUNTY. CIGARS, HORSES, BUNTYS THERAPY ETC, HEALING., AND SPRITUAL PROGRAMMES. WELL BUN TYS EXCITED ARE WE??
MORE..............................BANGER DRESSING UP AS A FAKE PUDSEY BEAR..........................
HERES A PIC OF A FAKE PUDSEY WHICH IS REALLY BANGER. WE HAVE HAD TO MAKE THE PHOTO SMALLER BUT THERES NO DOUBT ITS HIM THE ONLY THING MISSING IS HIS PIPE. PLEASE IF YOU ARE APPRAOCHED BY THIS BLUE MEANY PERSON ASKING YOU TO DONATE MONEY TO HIM, RUN THE OTHER WAY.....................
Tuesday 12 November 2013
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BANGERS IN NEED AGAIN AS ALWAYS, WHEN THE CHILDREN IN NEED APPEAL STARTS SO DOES HE. THIS YEAR BEING NO EXCEPTION, HES APPEALLING MORE THAN EVER, INFACT HES DONE A BROADCAST APPEAL WHICH WE WILL HAVE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW...............................
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BUNTY WANTS EVERYONE TO TAKE PART IN A BUNTY LIGHTATHON TO RAISE MONEY FOR CAHRITY. YES SHE SAYS EVERYONE NO MATTER WHAT AGE THEY ARE SHOULD SMOKE A CIGAR , AT LEAST FOR A WEEK.I WANT NO EXCUSES SHE SAYS SO LIGHT UP TODAY.............................
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY A SPECIAL KIND OF BREW , THE ONE THAT YOU WILL NEVER TASTE AGAIN, WELL BANGERS BREW COULD BE FOR YOU.
BOTTLED UP BY BETTY, AFTER BEING BREWED IN BANGERS SHED, HE PROMISES THAT YOU WILL NEVER SAMPLE A BETTER TASING KIND OF LIQOUR AGAIN, WATCH OUT IN YOUR LOCAL STORE SOON.......................
BOTTLED UP BY BETTY, AFTER BEING BREWED IN BANGERS SHED, HE PROMISES THAT YOU WILL NEVER SAMPLE A BETTER TASING KIND OF LIQOUR AGAIN, WATCH OUT IN YOUR LOCAL STORE SOON.......................
Monday 11 November 2013
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YES BANGERS WORLD, THIS CHRISTMAS BANGER WILL BE OPENING A NEW STORE NEAR YOU, WITH EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT FOR THAT PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT, YOUVE FIND IT ALL IN BANGERS WORLS (GARAUNTEED DISSAPOINTMET)
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YES WE HEAR THAT BANGER PHONED BARNWELL SAT NIGHT, BEGGING HIM TO BACK HIM UP OVER THE BURNING DOWN OF NEXT DOORS FENCE ON BONFIRE NIGHT......................BARNWELL TOLD HIM TO BOG OFF
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AS WE SAID ON THE SHOW ON SATURDAY, WE HEAR BANGER HAS A BODYGUARD, AND NOTHING LIKE HIS PICTURE WE HEAR HES ON THE SMALL SIDE , SLIGHTLY STOCKY, AND WE ARE YET TO LEARN HIS NAME. BUT HE NOW GOES EVERYWHERE WITH BANGER EVEN TO GET A LOCAL PAPER, OR CUT THE GRASS........................
Thursday 7 November 2013
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WELL WHERE DID BANGER NICK THIS FROM, HE SAYS WITH THE PERIODICA;L FIRE STRIKES BY FIRE FIGHTERS NATIONWIDE, HE SAYS THE PUBLIC CAN BE REST ASSURED THAT HES FIRE BRIGADE WILL COME TO THE RESCUE, JUST GIVE HIM A FEW HOURS TO GET THERE FIREFIGHTER BEETY WILL BE ON HAND HE SAYS.....................BELOW HIS FIRE ENGINE OUT ON PATROL
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BELOW BUNTYS DOG RAMBO
WELL, RAMBO BUNTYS DOG WAS THE STAR OF THE HALLOWEEN PARTY IT SEEMS, INFACT EVERYTIME ANDYS NAME WAS MENTIONED IN CONVERSATION HE BIT THE PERSON THAT SAID IT. INFACT MOST PEOPLE SOON LEFT AS THEY WERE SHAKEN IN FEAR.....BUNTY OF COURSE SAID RAMBO DIDNT MEAN IT HE JUST DOSENT LIKE ANDY ..........................
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WE ASKED ANDY WHETHER HE CONSIDERED HIMSELF UPPER, MIDDLE OR LOWER CLASS. HE REPLIED DONT BE REDICULOUS I WASNT BORN IN A CLASSROOM....................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
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YES WE HEAR THAT BANGERS BONFIRE ON BONFIRE NIGHT WAS A DISASTER , WE HEAR THT IT SET FIRE TO NET DOORS FENCE. 20 FIRE ENGINES WERE CALLED AFTER THE FIRE GOTOUT OF HAND. POOR BETTY WHO WAS THE GUY WAS HOSED DOWN AND ALSO RESCUED.....................
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YES BUNTY HAS ANNOUNCED THAT SHE IS TO GIVE LESSONS ON CIGAR THERAPY, AND YOU GET A FREE T SHIRT, SEE ABOVE..............APPARANTLEY SHE SAYS THAT CIGAR THERAPY WILL ENHANCE YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES TO AMOKE A CIGAR............
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YES BANGER RECKONS HE HAS WORKED IN AVIATION, AND MORE WORRYING SAYS HE HAS A FRIEND WHO CURRENTLY DOES WHOS GONE SICK AND HAS ASKED BANGER RO STAND IN FOR HIM......................GUESS WHAT HES AGREED, GOD HELP ALL OF US AND DONT TRAVEL BY PLANE FOR THE FORSEABLE FUTURE.................
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