IS IT EDDIE THE EAGLE???? .........NO IT'S BANGER!!!'

WELL WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT ANDY BANGER HAS BEEN SEEN OUT SKIING BUT ONLY PROBLEM IS THERE WAS NO SNOW ON THE GROUND IN ST ALBANS HIGH STREET. WITNESSES REPORTS SEEING A BEARDEDMAN WITH A PIPE TRYING TO SKI IN ST ALBANS HIGH STREET, ONE PERSON SAID ARE YOU MAD WHERE'S THE SNOW, HOW YOU GONNA MOVE? BANGER REPLIED HOW VERY DARE YOU! WHATEVER HAS GOT IN TO BANGER??????