UPDATE.................

WE HEAR ANDY BANGER WAS CAUGHT USING HIS HOSEPIPE THIS MORINING, THIS AFTER THE BAN CAME IN TO FORCE IN THE REGION AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT..WE UNDERSTAND ANDY WAS WASHING HIS MOGGY MINOR WHEN HE RECIEVED A CALL FROM THE WATER COMPANY SAYING THAT IF HE DIDNT STOP HE WOULD FACE A FINE..THEN WE UNDERSTAND ANDY STARTED WATERING HIS PLANTS IN HIS FIELD DELIBERATELY. HE THEN RECIEVED ANOTHER CALL AGAIN DEMANDING HIM TO STOP, BUT HIS RESPONSE WAS ITS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH, FOR THE GRASS & DANDELIONS.....DEAR O DEAR