JUST IN...,ANDY GIVES HIS AUTUMN BUDGET STATEMENT....Andy in his Autumn budget statement today said .Theres nothing for anyone, and maybe no christmas present for Betty this year!.. These are tough times even for poor sausages he said..,. Dear o Dear

BREAKING...ANDYS WIND TURBINES BLAMED FOR TODAYS GALES....We hear Andy has come under fire and been blamed for todays windy conditions across herts after testing out his 2 wind Turbines in his field.... Dear o Dear

SPECIAL REPORT..... Steven hall from the Andy hour tells us that Andy is in trouble with his neighbour after being carless with his pipe again. Apparantley Andys pipe sparked a fire and set alight his next door neighbours washing which went up in a puff of smoke, now hes being sued. Thanks for the update Steve ..

LATEST....BUNTY PREFERS A CIGAR TO A MAN! .... Bunty has revealed she would prefer a cigar to male company anytime. She said a cigar doesnt let me down, or answer back, and lasts longer..... Yes bunty except when they go out as yours did recently..

BREAKING......ANDY TO TAKE PART IN SANTA RUN? ....Andy we hear is planning to take part in an annual Santa run. The run will be with 300 other santas for a charity. However the organisers though have refused to let Andy run with a pipe, as they say this does not give Santa hes original image. Andy is making a fuss...

UPDATE............ANDYS RECOVERY SERVICE GOES IN TO LIQUIDATION!!!.

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDYS RECOVERY SERVICE HAS GONE UNDER. APPARANTLEY THE SERVICE COULD NOT MEET THE EXPENSES OF ITS CUSTOMERS, AND THAT ANDY COULD NOT MEET THE DEMANDS OF ITS CUSTOMERS WITH ANDY CLAIMING THAT AT SOME DIFFICULT TIMES WHEN NO OTHER PATROL VEHICLES WERE AVAILABLE HE HAD TO GO OUT IN HIS MOGGY MINOR TO TOW VEHICLES BACK AS PART OF THE RESCUE SERVICE.....YES ANDY WE BELIEVE YOU!!!

BREAKING.......SCORES OF VEHICLES BREAKING DOWN OVER BANGERS FUEL....

STLL NEWS COMING IN OF MANY MANY VEHICLES BREAKING DOWN AFTER DRIVERS BEING DUPED IN TO BUYING ANDY BANGERS CHEAP FUEL . MANY CARS, VANS AND LOORIES HAVE BENN BREAKING DOWN AND SOME UNABLE TO RESTART AFTER FILLING UP. ANDY CLAIMS NO RESPONSIBILITY AND SAID NOTHING WRONG WITH IT I RUN MY MOGGY MINOR IT...........

EXCLUSIVE..........LARRY TO HEAD FOR UK WITHIN WEEKS

BREAKING..................ANDY & BUNTY APPLY FOR JUNIOR APPRENTICE

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT ANDY & BUNTY HAVE APPLIED TO BE ON THE JUNIOR APPRENTICE, NATURALLY THEY WERE TURNED DOWN DUE TO THEIR VICTORIAN AGE....BOTH HAVE COMPLAINED TO SIR ALAN SUGAR FOR DISCRIMINATION.....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.....BASIL BANGER CLAIMS HE IS UNDER ATTACK

SOURCES TELL US THAT BASIL BANGER CLAIMS HE IS YET AGAIN UNDER ATTACK, ONLY THIS TIME ITS BY PIGEONS EVEY TIME HE LEAVES THE HOUSE. WE HEAR HE HAS THREATENED THEM WITH HIS AIR RIFLES THREATENING ALL OUT WAR .....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.....................BREAKING STORIES LATER

ONLY 1 DAY LEFT TO VOTE ON OUR POLL AT BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE..WOULD YOU LIKE ANDY & LARRY TO MEET IN THE RING ...YES OR NO ? RESULTS TO BE AIRED ON THIS WEEKS SHOW....

LATEST......ANDY YET AGAIN PHONES BARNWELL DEMANDING TO BE PICKED UP......Barnwell alias Darrell Andrews presenter of Sat Supreme recieved another call of inconvenience at work from Andy this week. Darrell said he was talking to his boss when a call from Andy came through demanding to be picked up..... The arrogancy of the man!

ANDY TO HAVE A WIND TURBINE??....We hear Andy wants to put a wind turbine in to his field to create energy for his Banger residence. He even said he might even create a wind farm....Dear o Dear ....feel sorry for the neighbours!

BREAKING NEWS....BUNTYS CIGAR GOES OUT....

LATEST....BUNTY CLAIMS SHE WAS A PUPIL AT ST TRINIANS ...

A NEW POLL LAUNCHED .......WE ASK, DO YOU THINK ANDY & LARRY SHOULD MEET IN THE RING??

PLEASE VOTE YES OR NO AT BOTTOM OF PAGE, WE WILL REVEAL THE RESULTS ON NEXT WEEKS SHOW............

BREAKING...............COMPLAINTS CONTINUE OVER BANGERS BARGAIN FUEL.............

LOTS OF REPORTS COMING IN OVER VEHICLES BREAKING DOWN AND CATCHING FIRE AFTER FILLING UP AT BANGERS BARGAIN FUEL PUMP IN HIS FIELD.... WE HEAR POLICE HAVE ALSO BEEN CALLED IN NOW TO INVESTIGATE THE PROBLEM, BUT WHERE BANGER??????

LATEST..............ANDY CLAIMS DARRELL IS HIS CHAUFFER

WE HEAR THAT DARRELL PRESENTER OF SATURDAY SUPREME IS FURIOUS AFTER BEING CALLED OUT OF A COMPANY MEETING TODAY AT WORK, ONLY TO TO BE TOLD THAT ANDY BANGER HAS CALLED ON HIM TO PICK HIM UP AGAIN, APPARANTLEY HE SPOKE TO THE ADMINISTRATOR, DEMANDING TO SPEAK TO HIS CHAUFFER BARNWELL AND TO BE PICKED UP IMMEDIATLEY......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST...............SPECIAL REPORT

STEVEN HALL FROM THE SOLID GOLD MUSIC SHOW & ANDY HOUR , TELLS US APPARANTLEY ANDY IS TO GIVE HIS MOGGY MINOR A MAKE OVER, YES BUT WITH HOUSEHOLD DULUX PAINT TO COVER UP THE RUST. ALSO HE TELLS US THAT BANGER INTERNATIONAL IS S TO LAUNCH ON CTHRISTMAS EVE, WITH BANGER TURNING ON THE TRANSMITTERS IN HIS FIELD BROADCASTING ON LONG WAVE AND THE FIRST BROADCAST TO BE BY THE VERULAM CHOIR...... SHOULD BE INTERESTING....THANKS STEVE

DEVELOPING....ANDY RAISING MONEY FOR CHILDREN IN NEED...Saturday Supreme is getting disturbing reports of Andy planning to raise money for BBCs Children in Need. You will not believe what we have got to tell you...Details Tomorrow..

LATEST.....BETTY TAKES UP JOGGING...We hear supersize Betty has taken up jogging to lose a bit of weight. Betty who ways 28 stone has been seen jogging in the evenings. Apparantley the public have been shouting its olympic betty .....keep it up Betty.

BREAKING......ANDY SELLING CHEAP FUEL....We hear Andy has been making his own cheap fuel to combat forecast rise in prices. Hes opened a fuel pump in his field. Several motorists after filling up have broken down some cars reported extensive damage to engines and one even blew up....Saturday supreme urges motorists not to buy Bangers Bargain fuel....

UPDATE......We hear Andy gave a speech at his lord bangers banquet last night. As usual he went on about sausages and the age of the betty, whatever that means. We hear the speech went on for 5hrs but we understand everyone left within 5 minutes but Andy carried on.....

BREAKING...,ANDY GIVES A SPEECH AT LORD BANGERS BANQUET.....Details later

BREAKING.....ANDY PUTS IN BID FOR WORLD ATHLETICS. Yes would you believe after hearing that the Athletics is coming to England, Andy is putting in a bid to have the event held in his field...Dear o Dear

MORE UPDATES SOON.......

LATEST ON CHARACTERS...................

LARRY.....BACK IN AUSTRALIA

MABLE & BURT........CAN YOU REPEAT THAT??

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER..........LOST THE KEYS

DENNIS..........CUT OFF!!

NOSEY NORRIS.......YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME !

MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME......

LATEST.....................BUNTY HAILS COUSELLING A SUCCESS FOR CONDOR..

BUNTY HAS SAID THAT CONDOR HAS BEGUN COUNSELLING FOR HIS CIGAR ADDICTION. SHE SAID THAT CONDOR HAD SEEN A PSYCOLOGIST THIS WEEK FOR A 2 HOUR SESSION TO HELP HIM BATTLE THE PROBLEM. APPARANTLEY AFTER THE SESSION, CONDOR REACHED FOR ANOTHER CIGAR WHICH BUNTY DIDNT MIND AS SHE SAID HE WAS STRESSED, AND NEEDED TO UNWIND, APPARANTLEY HE EVEN SMILED AT HIS COUNSELLOR.....

BREAKING..................ANDY TO GO IN THE AUSTRALIAN JUNGLE WITH LARRY??????

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY AND LARRY COULD BE GOING IN TO THE JUNGLE ON IM A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE...DETAILS ARE SKETCHY BUT INITIAL REPORTS SUGGEST IT MAY BE ON THE CARDS....PRESENTERS ANT & DEC, DECLINED TO COMMENT....

LATEST............GOES ON SAUSAGE CRISIS PROTEST

WE HEAR THIS WEEK WITH THE STUDENT PROTESTS MAKING THE HEADLINES ANDY WENT ON A SAUSAGE PROTEST TO PROTEST ABOUT THE INCREASE OF PRICES OF SAUSAGES. THE MARCH WITH BETTY BUNTY AND BASIL, APPARANTLEY GOT OUT OF HAND OUTSIDE THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT WHEN THEY WOULD NOT PUT OUT THEIR PIPES CIGARS ETC BLOWING SMOKE DELIBERATELY IN THE PASSERS BY FACES, POLICE MOVED THEM ON BUT THE PROTEST CONTINUED......DEAR O DEAR

UPDATES SOON..............

BREAKING....BUNTY SAYS CONDOR ADDICTED TO CIGARS......We hear that Bunty is seeking counselling for Condor after admitting that he is a chain smoker. He has a serious problem she told us that he simply cant stop smoking cigars. He sometimes gets through 2 packets a day. She is considering putting him on menthol.....Dear o Dear

LATEST.....ANDY & LARRY TO MEET BY XMAS ?.....We hear that the ongoing fued between Andy and Larry may come to a head in the next few weeks. Sources tell us that Larry is making plans to come back to the UK......

MORE UPDATES SOON.....

LATE NEWS..............THE BANGER DISPLAY

WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS TO HOLD A FIREWORKS DISPLAY IN HIS FIELD THIS WEEKEND. HE CLAIMS IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST FIREWORK SPECTACULAR I SOUTH EAST ENGLAND. YES THERE WIL BE ONE SPARKLER AND A ROCKET....ADMISSION ON THE GATE COME AND ENJOY A SAUSAGE WITH A PIPE, WHAT A DAMP SQUIB ANDY.....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST ON CHARACTERS.................

MABLE AND BURT...........HEARING THINGS

LARRY.....WHERES ANDY, HE WAS HERE!

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER....IM A RIGHT CHARLIE

NOSEY NORRIS........WHATS HAPPENING???

CANADIAN FRIEND.....ROASTING

DENNIS.....CANT GET A CONNECTION

MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME.....

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ANDY HAS TAKEN OUT AN INJUNCTION ON DERECK STAINES TO KEEP ALL CDS AWAY FROM THE STUDIO WHEN HE ATTENDS ON A SATURDAY, IVE WARNED HIM HE SAID AND ALSO HURT MYSELF A FEW WEEKS AGO WHEN MR SATINES FAILED TO HELP ME WHN I FELL TO THE STUDIO FLOOR. ANDY CLAIMS HES SOLICITOR HAS SENT DERECK A LETTER TO KEEP CDS OFF THE THE STUDIO FLOOR ON A SATURDAY............

JUST IN...................ANDY TAKES OUT AN INJUNCTION AGAINST DERECK STAINES.....DETAILS SOON

BREAKING...............LARRY BACK IN AUSTRALIA

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT LARRY IS BACK IN AUSTRALIA LOOKING FOR ANDY, OUR SOURCES TELL US THAT HE GAVE BILL A BONG AND SAID WHERES THE POM IM BACK, WELL LARRY HES THOUSANDS OF MILES BACK IN THE UK, MEANWHILE ANDY HAS BEEN ASKING WHERE LARRY....FOR GOODNESS SAKE WILL THESE TWO EVER MEET UP?????

LATEST..................FIREWORKS IN THE BANGER HOUSEHOLD

WE HEAR BETTY HAS CHUCKED ANDY OUT AFTER BEING AWAY IN AUSTRALIA FOR TOO LONG. FIREWORKS LITERALLY HAPPENED IN THE BANGER HOUSEHOLD, AND ANDY IS REPORTED TO BE STAYING WE BELIEVE AT THE MOMENT WITH BUNTY, BUT SHE ISNT TOO PLEASED WITH ALL HIS COLLECTION OF PIPES EVERYWHERE.....

WEATHER ALERT ISSUED FOR HERTS .........DETAILS LATER

LATEST NEWS.....FIREWORKS IN THE BANGER HOUSEHOLD....,.DETAILS TOMORROW

LATEST....ANDY HEADED FOR UK & LARRY HEADING FOR AUSTRALIA WHATS GOING ON?.....

SPECIAL REPORT......ANDY ARRIVES BACK IN UK....Steven hall from the Andy hour tells that he recieved a call from a furious stranded Andy at heathrow airport asking wheres Barnwell to pick me up. We also hear from Steven that Andy wants to start up his own political party known as the Sausage party.....whatever next