Thursday 25 August 2011

CHARACTERS UPDATE...................

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER............ILL LOCK YOU UP

LARRY.....INM COMING BANGER

MABLE & BURT....THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR

NOSEY NORRIS........KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

DENNIS......LOST THE CONNECTION

MORE ON THESE CHARACTERS AND MORE ON SAT SUPREME..............

BREAKING............ANDY WANTS RECOGNITION

GETTING REPORTS ANDY SAYS THAT HE WANTS RECOGNITION FOR THE COWBELL ON BUNTY & BASILS RECORDING, HE INSISTS THAT IF IT WASNT FOR HIS TIMING TO KEEP TO THE RYHTHM THEN IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE......HE CANT BE LEFT OUT OF ANYTHING...

LATEST..........ANDY PUBLISHES NEW SILLY LAWS

WITH THE GOVERMENT PUBLISHING ITS LIST OF REDICULOUS RULES...WHAT A SUPRISE ANDY HAS PUBLISHED HIS TOO....

1) NO SAUSAGES AFTER 9PM, AS THIS CAN CAUSE WIND

2) ALL BETTYS TO REPORT TO ANDY BY 11PM??

3)NOBODY ALLOWED IN THE BANGER FIELDS AFTER 7PM OR BEFORE 7PM??

4) ALL PIPES TO BE SMOKED WITH 3 AT A TIME, EXCEPT GRANDMOTHERS WHO ARE EXEMPT

5)ALL STATIONS IN UK TO BROADCAST THE ANDY SHIPPING FORECAST???

WELL, WE CAN ONLY HOPE THESE DONT TAKE EFFECT...........

BREAKING...............ANDY VISITS BANGER RAILWAYS...

WE HAER THAT ANDY HAS BEEN DOWN TO MEET TRAVELLERS ON BANGER RAILWAYS TO ASK ABOUT CUSTOMER SERVICE..BUT APPARANTLEY AS ANDY WAITED FOR THE TRAINS OR SHOULD WE SAY THE TRAIN TO COME IN TO THE SATION THERE WERE NO TRAVELLERS ON BOARD....ANDY HOWEVER AS USAUAL SAID THEY MUST ALL BE SATISFIED AND GOT OFF AT THEIR DESTINATIONS HAPPILY....YES ANDY??? YOU DONT HAVE ANY CUSTOMERS THATS CLEAR....

LATEST................

BUNTY PUTS ARIEL ON STABLES TO IMPROVE RECEPTION FOR BUNTY FM, BUT OFFCOM DEMANDS ITS TAKEN DOWN AS SHE DOESNT HAVE LICENCE....THANKS STEVE FOR INFO..........

UPDATES LATER.......

Thursday 18 August 2011

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME....20TH AUGUST....

THIS WEEK WE START WITH THE ANDY HOUR, AND GUEST CALLERS....(SUBJECT TO CHANGES)....

CITY CULTURES ....TOKYO

EVERYTHING 80S.....AND WE MEAN 80S

COMMUNITY LIFE......AROUND ST ALBANS

PUBLIC PROFILE..........JULIE WALTERS

BRITIAN BEACHES......WESTON SUPER MAYRE

ODDLY ENOUGH.......WIERD STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE....IF THEY ARE FAMOUS THEY ARE IN THE NEWS

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK

PLUS YOUR CALLS, EMAILS AND TXTS, AS WELL AS GREAT CONVERSATION, MIXED WITH SOME OF THE BEST MUSIC AROUND...JOIN US 1-4 THIS SAT ON 92,6FM & ONLINE....

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 20TH/21ST AUGUST.....BECOMING HOT/THUNDERY LATER


SATURDAY.....SUNNY INTERVALS/RISK OF SHOWERS 73F

SUNDAY.....SUNNY/WARMER, INCREASING RISK OF THUNDERY SHOWERS LATER..75F

BREAKING................POLICE SAY THEY ARE GETTING BANGER FM ON THEIR RADIO FREQUENCIES...........

WE ARE HEARING THAT POLICE ARE GETTING BANGER FM COMING THROUGH ON THEIR RADIO FREQUENCIES. WE HAVE BEEN TOLD WHILST POLICE WERE TALKING TO EACH OTHER ON EMRGENCY CALLS THEY WERE GETTING INTERUPTED BY THE SHIPPING FORECAST ON BANGER FM.. AN OFFICER TOLD US THAT THIS WAS UNACCEPTABLE AND BANGER WAS PUTTING LIVES AT RISK BY INTERUPTING CALLS WITH GALE WARNINGS IN ROCKALL......

LATEST ON CHARACTERS..................

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER........WHERE THE KEYS

LARRY.......WHERES ANDY MATE

MABLE AND BURT.....SAYS CAN WE REPEAT THAT

DENNIS......BEING CHASED BY THE GRANDMOTHER

CANADIAN FRIEND......SAYS I JUST FROZE

MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME.........

LATEST..............BUNTY PREPARES FOR THE RACES

NEWS IS DEVELOPING THAT BUNTY IS TO TAKE PART IN HORSERACING ONE WEEKEND, SHE IS BUSY TRAINING HER HORSE CALLED HAMLET, WHICH WE THINK IS NAMED AFTER A CIGAR. SHE SAYS THAT HANLET IS IN GOOD FORM AND IS A GOOD ODDS ON FAVOURITE TO WIN ANY RACE, AFTER A DAY OF TRAINING BUNTY SAID HAMLET ALSO LIKES NOTHING BETTER THAN JOINING HER FOR A GOOD CIGAR...........HONESTLY BUNTY

BANGER SELLING PLANTS....................

WE HAVE ALSO HEARD THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SEELING PLANTS AROUND ST ALBANS, WHERE HE GOT THEM FROM WE DONT KNOW, BUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE SO FAR BOUGHT THEM CLAIM THEY WERE LIKE WEEDS. ONE WOMAN SAID WHEN I GOT HOME THE DAFFODILS WERE DEAD, ANOTHER SAID THAT HER TULIPS WERE LIKE FAKES, AND ONE EVEN SAID THE PLANT SHE BOUGHT WAS JUST A TWIG STUCK IN SOIL. ANDY AS USUAL HAS FAILED TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AND DISSAPEARED AGAIN.....

BREAKING..............BANGER HOLIDAYS NOW????

HEARING TONIGHT MR BANGER HIMSELF HAS LAUNCHED A NEW COMPANY, CALLED BANGER BREAKS.WELL FIRST THE RAILWAYS THEN THE BPATS AND AIRLINES NOW BANGER BREAKS...CURRENTLY THEIR IS AN INTRODUCTORY DISCOUNT ALL INCLUSIVE IN A TENT FOR £6.000. THIS INCLUED BREAKFAST BY BETTY, AND WAKE UP CALL..ANDY SAYS HIS NEW TRAVEL COMPANY IS GOING PLACES......REALLY ANDY, WELL FURTHER THE BETTER, DEAR O DEAR

Tuesday 16 August 2011

LATEST................

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY HAD BEEN ARRESTED TODAY BUT RELEASED ON BAIL AFTER VISITING SUSSEX COUNCIL AND STAGING A SIT IN PROTEST DEMANDING COMPENSATION FOR THE KNOCKING DOWN OF HIS SUSSEX COTTAGE...POLICE WERE CALLED AND ANDY ARRESTED. POLICE IMMEDIATELY RELEASED HIM ON BAIL, SAYING THEY HAVE NEVER HAD ASUCH A WEIRD PERSON IN CUSTODY SMOKING A PIPE.....

LATEST.................

DEFINITELY SOMETHING DEVELOPING OF A COMPETITION BETWEEN ANDY & BUNTY, WE HEAR , NOW BUNTY IS AGAIN TRYING TO OUT STEP ANDY BY TRYING TO GET A STATION UP AND RUNNING CALLED BUNTY FF, SHE SAYS THERE WILL BE A VERY INTERESTING FORMAT INCLUDING MUSIC TO RIDE BY, THE TOP SHOW JUMPING TUNES, AND CIGAR BALLADS....DEAR O DEAR ANDY HAS RESPONDED BY SAYING THAT BANGER FM REMAINS THE PEOPLES CHOICE, WITH SHOWS SUCH AS THE SHIPPING FORECAST AND BANGERS CLASSICS, A DISTINCT FAVOURITE.........

BREAKING.....................

WE HEAR FROM ANDY HOUR CONTRIBUTOR STEVEN HALL, THAT BUNTY IS TRYING TO OUTDO ANDY BY NOW PHONING PEOPLE AND SAYING CIGARS. UP UNTIL NOW ANDY HAS BEEN MAKING HARRASING CALLS SAYING SAUSAGES, BUT BUNTY IS ALSO NOW UP TO TRICKS......WE ALSO HEAR SINCE LAST WEEKENDS SHOW BUNTY CLAIMS TO HAVE HAS A HUGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WANTING CONSULTATIONS FOR HER TAROT READINGS, SHE STOLD SAT SUPREME, I SAW THAT COMING...........DEAR O DEAR

Thursday 11 August 2011

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME FOR 13TH AUGUST..................

THIS WEEK WE START THE SHOW WITH A SPECIAL ANDY HOUR, WITH SPECIAL GUEST ENERGY, ANDY & ENERGY WILL BE TALKING SPIRITUAL MATTERS PLUS GUEST CALLERS TOO,

CITY CULTURES......BEIJING

NOTHING BUT 90S......ALL THE CLASSICS

BRITIANS BEACHES...........NEW QUAY

PUBLIC PROFILE..........MIKE YARWOOD

COMMUNITY LIFE........IN ST ALBANS

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.... INSIDE THE WORLD OF CELEBRITIES

ODDLY ENOUGH........WIERD WACKY STORIES

RETRO RADIO........FLASHING BACK

PLUS YOUR CALLS, TXTS, EMAILS AND GREAT CONVERSATION WITH SOME OF THE FINEST MUSIC, ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SPEND YOUR SATURDAY ON 92.6FM & ONLINE RADIO VERULAM 1-4 SAT SUPREME.............

THE WEEKEND WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 13TH/14TH AUGUST......UNSETTLED


SATURDAY....RAIN AT FIRST/SHOWERS LATER...70F

SUNDAY.....THREAT OF MORE RAIN/SOME DRIER INTERVALS 68F

CHARACTERS LATEST.....................

LARRY................ON TO THE BANGER

MABLE AND BURT........ASKING CAN YOU REPEAT THAT PLEASE

DENNIS........CANT GET A CONNECTION

NOSEY NORRIS..........WANTS TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON?

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND.....IN A DEEP FREEZE


FOR MORE ON THESE CHARACTERS.......TUNE IN TO SAT SUPREME

BREAKING.......................

ANDY IS REPORTED TO BE TRYING TO GET THE MOGGY MINOR CAR BACK IN FASHION. THERE HAVE BEEN A SURGE OF REPORTED SIGHTINGS SINCE WE FIRST REVEALED THAT, THAT WAS THE CAR ANDY DRIVES...THE RAC SAYS THEY HAVE BEEN CALLED OUT TO A NUMEROUS AMOUNT OF BREAKDOWNS INVOLVING THE MOGGY MINOR TRAVELLER.....

DEVELOPING...............ANDYS COTTAGE KNOCKED DOWN BY SUSSEX COUNCIL...

WE HAVE HEARD FRON STEPHEN HALL TONIGHT THAT ANDY IS FUMING WITH SUSSEX COUNCIL AFTER HIS COTTAGE IN BOGNOR WAS KNOCKED DOWN TODAY..SUSSEX COUNCIL DID TRY TO CONTACT ANDY TO SAY IT WAS A HAZARD AND BADLY NEEDED KNOCKING DOWN. WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS GOING DOWN TO SEE IT TOMORROW, WHY ANDY???THERES NOTHING THERE.........

LATEST....................

ANDY TONIGHT HAS SAID WITH ALL THE RECENT TROUBLE THIS WEEK, HE WILL BE PUTTING MORE BETTYS ON THE STREETS, TO KEEP THE PEACE, HOW MANY ARE THERE???? ANDY, WE THOUGHT YOU ONLY KNEW ONE.....

SPECIAL REPORT...................

STEPHEN HALL HAS CONTACTED US WITH SOME MORE NEWS, HE SAID BUNTY HAS ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WILL BE DOING PYSCHIC FAYRES IN ST ALBANS IN SEPT. ITS THE FIRST WE HAVE HEARD THAT BUNTY HAS EVEN GOT PYSCHIC POWERS, APPARANTLEY SHE SAID THAT HER EXPERIENCE AND WILL GUIDE YOU........FOR GOODNESS SAKE

BREAKING............

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS SAID THAT HE IS VERY SPIRITUALLY AWARE, ESPECIALLY OF BETTY.....DEAR O DEAR

Thursday 4 August 2011

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 6TH AUGUST........................

OF COURSE THE SHOW WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITH THE ANDY HOUR, AND THATS HOW WE START THIS WEEKS SHOW, FIND OUT WHAT HES BEEN UP TO , PLUS GUEST CALLERS.....

CITY CULTURES..........RIYADH

NOTHING BUT 90S.....WE ARE PLAYING BIGGEST TUNES

BRITIANS BEACHES......ST IVES

PUBLIC PROFILE........BARBARA WINDSOR

COMMUNITY LIFE....AROUND ST ALBANS

ODDLY ENOUGH......THE STORIES ARE AS WIERD AS EVER

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE....THE STARS MAKING THE HEADLINES

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK

PLUS YOUR CALLS, EMAILS AND TXTS ALWAYS WELCOME AS WELL AS GREAT CONVERSATION AND MUSIC TOO..JOIN US FOR AN EXPERIENCE. 1-4 THIS SAT ON 92.6FM & ONLINE..

WEEKEND WEATHER UPDATE FOR 6TH/7TH AUGUST...............CHANGEABLE


SATURDAY......EARLY RAIN POSSIBLE THEN/SUNNY INTERVALS 70F

SUNDAY....DRY START/HEAVY SHOWERS LATER.68F

LATEST....WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED THIS PIC OF LARRY SENT FROM AUSTRALIA..........WATCH OUT ANDY

ALL ROOMS COME WITH AMENITIES...............WHY NOT BOOK TODAY

THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE.................

AS PROMISED HERE ARE EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF BANGORS COTTAGE NEAR BOGNOR ......A LOVELY SETTING....FANCY A BOOKING?????

MORE NEW CLAIMS FROM ANDY OVER PHONE HACKING..............

ANDY ONCE AGIN ACCUSED BUNTY OF HACKING HIS PHONE CALLS, AND EVEN LARRY NOWHE SAID THAT AUSSIE TWIT HAS BEEN INTERCEPTING MY CALLS TO BETTY, HE ALSO SAID THAT HW EILL TAKE IT FURTHER...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ANDY AS FAR AS AUSTRALIA???????

BREAKING.................ANDY PUTS FINAL TOUCHES TO HIS RECORDING....CALLED BANGORS BASHING

WE HEAR TODAY ANDY FINISHED HIS RECORDING TO BE AIRED ON SAT SUPREME THIS SAT. APPARANTELY HE INSISTED ON PUTTING HIS SOLO TRUMPET PIECE ON THE SONG AGAINST THE WISHES OF THE PERSONAL TUTOR WHO HAS BEEN HELPING HIM, THIS CAUSED AN ALTERCATION AT THE END OF THE RECORDING...WELL BANGOR THE MUSICIAN THE MIND BOGGLES....

Wednesday 3 August 2011

DEVELOPING.....Last week we exclusively played you what we think would be a future top ten hit by betty who did her version of the toys song called the lovers concerto. This week its andys turn , we hear has been rehearsing with a well known former drummer whos teaching andy. This week you can hear the result and judge for yourself as we play you andys recording on the show. Dont miss it.....

LATEST.....SAT SUPREME TO PUT PICS OF ANDYS COTTAGE ON BLOG.....Tomorrow sat supreme will exclusively reveal the the scenes in bangers cottage and more dont miss it. We also hear in a developing story Darrell the presenter has asked Larry to send his pic so we can also put it on the site. Apparantley Larry has agreed. There has been a continuing rivalry between andy and larry and this will only irritate andy.....

BREAKING....ANDY TO BAIL OUT AMERICAS DEBT....We hear that andy has phoned Barack obama and offered him a banger debt management plan. He also offered him an banger solution loan no interest to pay for 1 hour. We understand the american president thanked andy but said the country as in enough debt, andy said he would pop round the white house some time....Dear o Dear

UPDATES ON ANDY LATER.....