ANDY REFUSES TO TAKE RESPONSIBILTY FOR DISRUPTION.......................

Tonight we hear Andy after being approached by the press denies being the cause of the volcanic plume spreading across Europe after burning his old underwear in his field. Its rediculous he said my underwear is not toxic and safe, i wore them for years he said do not be alarmed and urged Airlines to return to normal Andys Airlines will carry on as normal he said they are built to fly through any smoke. The plume is still spreading even though he has stopped burning his underwear following requests by the authorities the smoke is still billowing from his field. Andy is laughing off the blame for the disruption and said i am in the midst of a very busy Election campaign and also hit back at Darrell Andrews challenge to appear on a National Election Debate saying i dont need to, my Public Voters trust me and know that i will deliver, he also said a vote for Barnwell would be catostrophic.......