UPDATE...ANDY TO CAUSE HIGH WINDS................

Andy we hear has built a wind Turbine in his field this week, this was known until now, but our mole is reporting that a Wind Turbine has been erected in the field outside Banger Residence. Its not Clear why he has got one, but we hear that it is to be turned on Tomorrow so the county is on Wind Watch, as we fear he could cuase chaos in the East of England.............