Friday, 28 August 2015

MORE.............................BANGERS IN BENIDORM

WE HAVE HEARD THAT BANGER LIT HES PIPE UPON TAKE OFF, HE ALSO OFFERED THE PILOT A PUFF , WE HEAR THERE MAY WELL BE AN EMERGENCY LADING , CHAOS IN THE AIR .........................



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BREAKING..........................REPORTS THAT THE BANGERS HAVE BOARDED PLANE ??????

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CHAOS, IS THE ONLY WORD COMING OUT OF GATWICK THIS EVENING BANGER , BETTY , BERTY BIG TEETH ALL CAUSING PROBLEMS.

WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS BEEN ARGUING WITH AIRPORT OFFICIALS OVER PUFFING ON HES PIPE, ALSO WE NOW HEAR THAT HES BEEN TOLD HE CANNOT BOARD THE PLANE AS HE HAS TOO MUCH LUGGAGE , HE THEN RESPONDED NO BETTY IS  PART OF MY LUGGAGE .


BREAKING...........................GETTING REPORTS OF DISTURBANCE AT HEATHROW INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT ?????...................THE SCENE OF CHAOS BELOW

        

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THE BANGERS ARE MAKING A GETAWAY THIS BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND WE HEAR THEY ARE OFF TO BENIDORM THISWEEKEND

THATS WHY THEY WILL NOT BE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW. WE HEAR THEY ARE JETTING OFF THIS EVENING , BUT NOT IN ONE OF ANDYS PLANES, WHICH IS BAD NEWS FOR BRITISH AIRPORTS........................