Friday, 29 May 2015

UPDATE.....................

WE HAVE HEARD THAT TODAY THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN ATTEMPTING TO LOOK UP BANGERS KILT AS HE WAS OUT DOING SOME SHOPPING . ANDY GOT VERY ANGRY  AND WAS SHOUTING AT THEM..................
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YES WE HEAR THAT ANDY SAYS HE IS TO APPEAR IN TOP SOAP CORRIE??? REALLY, WELL WE CANNOT CONFIRM OR DENY THIS, BUT ANDY SAYS HES ALREADY LENT ROY CROPPER ONE OF HES MOGGY MINORS IN THE SOAP.


WE AWAIT TO HEAR MORE ............................

DEVELOPING......................BANGER SAYS HES BEEN ASKED TO APPEAR ON CORRIE???????

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BREAKING.........................EL BEE SAYS HES ON TRACK ???????


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PLEASE , WE ARE GETTING REPORTS FROM BANGERS INDEPENDENT TRADERS THAT BANGER IS SELLING FAKE BED BLANKETS. DO NOT BUY THESE WE HEAR ALREADY SOME PEOPLE CANNOT STOP ITCHING , AND OTHERS HAVE A RASH......................DO NOT BUY THESE PRODUCTS

BREAKING.........................BANGERS BLANKETS?????????


SPECIAL REPORT.......................STEPHEN HALL



Bunty  has just rung to say she is very worried about Felicity and now wants me to have a heart to heart with her. Bunty says Felicity lisens to me. Really.


Felicity has rung to say that Stevie Nicks has arrived at Buntys Mansion as Felicitys guest.
Felicity asked me if I want to come round to get a Radio Interview from Stevie.
She also said you and Mr Staines must come round to meet the star Fleetwood Mac Singer.


Abbey told me she is very worried about her Mother who seems to be suffering from delusions that Stevie Nicks is at the Mansion.
I am very worried about my Mummy and so is Grand Ma Bunty