Thursday, 7 May 2015

SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL........................





Felicity with her black cat.



 

Felicity says her powers as a  witch have been gained over many different lifes.
 
Felicity claims she is frightened of Fire as she was once burnt as a witch in the middle ages.
 
Felicity now claims she is now the most powerful witch in England.

MORE.........................

WE HEAR THAT BUNTY MANIA IS SWEEPING THE UK, BUNTY CANT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT BEING MOBBED

ONCE AGAIN, BUNTY WAS DISTRAUGHT THAT HER CIGAR WENT OUT. ALTHOUGH SHE SAID SHE IS ENJOYING THE ATTENTION OF HER FANS FOLLOWING HER EVERYWHERE

BREAKING........BUNTY MANIA????


MORE.......

ANDY SAYS HE EXPECTS TO BE THE UKS NEXT PRIME MINISTER VOTE FOR FOR THE BANGER PARTY HE SAID,  YOU KNOW YOU WANT CHANGE.

IM.READY FOR GOVERNMENT AND MORE SAUSAGES HE SAYS


BREAKING....... VOTE ANDY????

Wednesday, 6 May 2015

MORE.......

WE HEAR THAT  BANGER WANTS HIS OWN ELECTION HOUR ON.VERULAM.

THE PUBLIC HAVE A RIGHT HE SAYS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS,  AS I WILL. BE THEIR NEXT PRIME MINISTER.......DREAM ON ANDY