Tuesday, 31 December 2013

BREAKING ......... BANGER REFLECTS ON THE THE YEAR

WE HEAR ANDY HAS BEEN REFLECTING ON 2013 SAYING THAT HE HAS HAD A MOMENTOUS YEAR  SAYING HE'S HAD RECORD GAINS  ON HIS VENTURES AND SUCCESS WITH  HIS MOGGY MINOR SALES?  I WANT TO TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO THANK BETTY HE SAID AND ALL THOSE WHO ADORE ME AND LOOK FORWARD TO A NEW YEAR AS A SIR, AND I EXPECT HE SAID TO CHAUFFEURED VY BARNWELL TO THE STUDIOS EVERY SATURDAY NOW AND MR STAINES TO TAKE ME HOME , MEANWHILE MR HALL CAN BOOK MY APPTS AS WELL......... DEAR O DEAR

MORE...........BANGER KNIGHTED

BUNTY IS FUMING OVER REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS BEEN KNIGHTED BY THE QUEEN IN THE NEW YEARS HONOURS TO BECOME SIR  ANDY BANGER . WE HEr BUNTY SHUNNED BY THE HONOURS BUT ANDY SAYS HE'S HONOURED TO HAVE GAINED A TITLE  AND SAID COMMISERATIONS  TO BUNTY,  AT LAST HE SAID IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME AND THANKED MR STAINES FOR VOTING  FOR HIM????   REMEMBER THESE ARE UNCONFIRMED REPORTS

BREAKING ..........SIR ANDY BANGER???????