BREAKING..........................BANGER CASHING IN ON THE COLD &THE OLD??????

BREAKING.............................BERT BIG TEETH GETTING VERY SNAPPY?????

MORE ....................... NOT T O W I E, BUT T O W I B , THE ONLY WAY.................................................................................................. YES WE HEAR BANGER WANTS HIS OWN SERIAL NOW ABOUT HIS LIFE/DEAR O DEAR

                                                                  IS     BANGER


                                                  

BREAKING...........T O W I B ?????

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YES  BUNTY BACON, BACON MADE THE BUNTY WAY . , APPARANTLEY IT'S DELICIOUSLY COOKED STRIPS OF BACON WRAPPED IN IN A CIGAR SMOKED OFF BY EACH PUFF , THAT'S WHY IT'S SMOKEY BACON ........,

BREAKING..,,.......HAVE YOU TRIED BUNTYS SMOKEY BACON ?????

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WE HEAR BANGER IS GROWING A TOUCHÉ FOR MOVEMBER. BETTY HAS BEEN COMPLAINING COS IT WAKES HER UP AT NIGHT TICKLING HER FACE  WHEN SHE LIES OPPOSITE ANDY . NOW MOST MEN WOUKD TAKE A WHILE TO GROW A FULL LENGTH MOUSTACHE BUT BSNGERCWE HEAR GROWS MORE HAIR DAILY THAN MOST PEOPLE. SHOULD BE INTERESTING SATURDAY ..........