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YES NOT BGT, BRITAINS  GOT TALENT, NO THIS BANGERS GOT NO TALENT, AT LEAST THATS WHAT HE WAS TOLD WHEN  HE PHONED THE PROGRAMME TO AUDITION. NOT ONLY WAS HE TOO LATE AS AUDITIONS HAVE FINISHED ANYWAY HE WAS ALSO TOLD WE HAVE HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU AND YOU DONT FIT IN AS THIS IS A TALENT SHOW............WELL THAT TOLD YOU ANDY!

BREAKING...........................B G N T ??????

LATEST......................ITS THURSDAY NIGHT & THAT MEANS ITS PSYCHIC NIGHT WITH BUNTY ARE YOU READY TO HEAR YOUR FUTURE??????

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ANDY CLAIMS THAT THE APPROACHING ASTEROID DUE TO HIT EARTH TOMORROW IS HEADING FOR HIS HOUSE. HES NAMED IT ANDYS ASTEROID, AND HAS TOLD BETTY TO EVACUATE, HE CLAIMS THAT HES MEASURED IT AND ITS AIM AND IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE BANGER RESIDENCE.................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.....................ANDYS ASTEROID??????

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BERTY BANGER THE KING OF TEETH TELLS US HIS FATHER IS ON THE ATTACK AGAIN , YES BASIL BANGER HAS LAUNCHED AN ALL OUT ASSAULT ON A FLY  THAT HAS BEENN TERRORISING HIM FOR DAYS, BERTY CLAIMS HES GOT EVERY WEAPOM YOU CAN THINK OF TO EITHER GET RID OF HIM OR TO TAKE THE FLY AS PRISONER..............

BREAKING.......................EL Bs FRIENDS ROLL IN TO ST ALBANS PROMISING REVENGE ON STEALER OF EL Bs BIKE...............