BREAKING........FELICITY , DAUGHTER OF BUNTY TO BECOME A LADY BANGER??????

BREAKING............CHAS & VERA TIE THE KNOT????? ACCORDING TO SOURCES!

MORE........YES WE HEAR THAT ANDYS NEPHEW HAS COME TO STAY WITH HIM AND BETTY . BURTY BANGER WHO IS THE SON OF BASIL APPARANTLEY HAS A MASTERS DEGREE, WE HOPE TO GET TO MEET HIM!!!!!

EXCLUSIVE..............THERES A NEW KID IN TOWN????????

MORE..........BELIEVE IN BUNTY, YES HER NEW MOTTO THAT SHE HAS PRINTED ON HER NEW HOME GROWN CIGAR PACKETS. SHE HOPES IT WILL HELP SELL THEM, SND MAKE CIGARS MORE POPULAR IN SOCIETY!!!!!!

BREAKNG........BELIEVE IN BUNTY??????

MORE.........YES ANDY HAS REMEMBERED WHO HE IS AND HIS SURROUNDINGS. THE BAD NEWS IS HE BLAMES MR STAINES, MR HALL & BARNWELL FOR HIS MEMORY LAPSE ACCUSSING THEM OF KNOCKING HIM OUT !!!! DEAR O DEAR...