Friday, 30 November 2012
BREAKING.......................ANDY ENFORCES A BRANWELL FREE ZONE AROUND HIS RESIDENCE??????
WE ARE HEARING TONIGHT THAT UNBELIEVABLY ANDY HAS WHAT HE CALLS ENFORCED A BARNWELL FREE ZONE AROUND HIS HOUSE, BECAUSE HE CANNOT AFFORD HE SAID TO COME IN TO CONTACT WITH HIM TO GET ANOTHER VIRUS AND GET EVEN WORSE SO HE HAS IMPOSED A 5 MILE RADIUS BAN............BARNWELL HAS REACTED TONIGHT AND SAID ITS LAUGHABLE............DEAR O DEAR
Thursday, 29 November 2012
LATEST..........................ANDYS SELF GUIDE FOR MYSTERY VIRUS..............
ANDY OR SHOULD WE SAY DOCTOR ANDY WHO HIMSELF WE SHOULD SAY IS APPARANTLET SICK AT PRESENT WITH A MYSTERY VIRUS HAS ISSUED A SELF HELP GUISE BOOKLET TO BE PUBLISHED FOR POSSIBLE AT RISK PATIENTS TO COMBAT THE VIRUS SHOULD IT STRIKE................... 1) EAT AS MANY SAUSAGES AS POSSIBLE EVEN IF YOURE NOT HUNGRY DONT STOP 2) DOSE YOURSELF UP ON DANDELION & BURDOCK 3)IF FEELING VERY ILL CALL A BETTY. 
DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS WILL HELP ANDY????????
MORE........................
BUNTY IS THE LATEST VICTIM OF THE BUG SWEEPING THE BANGER HOUSEHOLD, APPARANTLEY SHE CLLAPSED WHILST SMOKING A CIGAR ANN GIVING ONE OF HER HORSES A GROOMING. A CONCERNED NEIGHBOUR CALLED A DOCTOR AND TOLD HER TO REST AND ABSOLUTELY NO CIGARS......WE HEAR SHES RESTING IN BED WITH ANOTHER CIGAR UNDER DOCTORS ORDERS..........
UPDATE....................
ONE MINUTE ANDY IS SAYING HE DOSENT WANT TO COME IN THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW, THE NEXT HE WANTS THE SHOW NOW TO BE BROADCAST LIVE FROM HIS BEDROON, BUT HES SAID KEEP THAT INFECTIOUS BARNWELL AWAY FROM ME HE CAN STAY AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM............WHAT IS HE LIKE????
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