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THE BANGERS TONIGHT ARE STRANDED AT A UK AIRPORT TRYING TO FLY OFF ON THEIR HOLIDAY TO BENIDORM. WE HEAR AFTER BEING STOPPED AND SEARCHED ANDY WAS ASKED, ARE THESE YOUR SAUSAGES SIR?, AND A HUGE AMOUNT, BUNTY ALSO WAS FOUND TO BE TAKING CIGARS AGAIN OF A HUGE QUANTITY AND BETTY TOO MANY BLOOMERS. WE HERE THEY ARE BEING QUIZED BY CUSTOM OFFICERS IN TO THE NIGHT, AND WHERE THE HORSES ARE IN ALL OF THIS NO ONE KNOWS.....NOT A GOOD START TO THEIR HOLIDAY......,

BREAKING................BANGERS HELD AT AIRPORT FOR SEARCH & MISS FLIGHT

DEVELOPING.................RUMOURS THAT CHAS & VERA ARE GOING AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND TOGETHER...............

BREAKING.......A JUBILEE FAREWELL

WE ALSO HEAR THAT ANDY AND BETTY WERE TRYING TO UPSTAGE THE ROYAL CELEBRATIONS BY HAVING THEIR OWN JUBILEE TO CELEBRATE THEIR OWN 80 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, 80 YEARS THAT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT? ANYWAY THEY WERE DECLNED PERMISSION TO DO SO BY THE AUTHORITIES WE GEAR THOUGH THEY ARE ON ROUTE VIA BUNTYS HORSES SND WIRH MOGGY MINOR IN TOW TODAY TO MAKE A GRAND EXIT FOR THEIR HOLIDAY.....DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING........BANGERS ARE HEADING FOR THE AIRPORT..........

LATEST........BANGERS PACKING TO LEAVE FOR THEIR HOLIDAY TOMORROW........

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AS WELL AS SAT SUPREME TAKING A BREAK, WE HEAR THAT THE BANGERS ARE TOO WE HEAR THAT THEY ARE OFF TO BENIDORM, YES ANDY, BETTY, BUNTY AND BASIL. A FAMILY HOLIDAY BUT IS SPAIN READY FOR THEM WE DON'T WHERE OR WHAT THEY ARE STAYING IN BUT WE WILL KEEP YOU POSTED WE ALSO HEAR THAT ANDY IS LEARNNG SPANISH.....DEAR O DEAR