Monday, 30 April 2012

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ANDY HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME HE HAS LET WHITE VAN MANS TYRES DOWN AFTER HE PARKED DOWN HIS ROAD. WE HEAR THAT WHITE VAN MAN IS FURIOUS BLAMING BANGER, BARNWELL , STAINSEY AND HALL FOR IT. HE CLAIMS THAT ALL FOUR OF THEM WILL GET WHAT'S COMING TO THEM ......CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

BREAKING..........ANDY LETS WHITE VAN MANS TYRES DOWN.......DETAILS LATER

Friday, 27 April 2012

LATEST..................ANDY RELEASES SHIPPING FORECAST

AFTER HEARING ABOUT THIS WEEKS SEVERE WEATHER WARNING FOR HERTS ANDY HAS ISSUED A SHIPPING FORECASTB WITH BETTY WARNINGS FOR ALL AREAS, WE WILL HAVE THAT SHIPPING FORECAST ON THIS WEEKS SHOW...BELIEVE US IT HAS TO BE HEARD TO BE BELIVED HE OBVIOUSLY THINKS HE IS IN COMPETITION WITH BBC RADIO 4........

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BUNTY IS TO HOLD A CIGAR PARTY AT HER REBOURNE MANSION ON SATURDAY NIGHT. WE HEAR EVERYONE IS WELVOME THST ARE CIGAR SMOKERS. SHE SAYS SHE WOULD ALDO WELCOME YOUNG CIGAR SMOKERS AND THE PERSON WHO'S CIGAR STAYS ALIGHT FOR LONGEDT AND WHO HAS THE MOST ATTRACTJVE ONE WILL WIN ANOTHER EVEN THE HORSES ARE INVITED. DEAR O DEAR O DEAR

LATEST....................BANWELL RECIEVES MORE CALLS

WE HEAR DARRELL ALIAS BARNWELL HAS RECIEVED NUMEROUS CALLS TODAY FROM WHITE VAN MAD SAYING HE WAS GOING TO KIDNAP BUNTY FOR A RANSOM IF HE COULDNT GET BANGER, THEN REGINALD SMYTHE CALLED HIM AGAIN, THEN ANDY, THEN BUNTY. BARNWELL SAID HIS PHONE HASNT STOPPED RINGING ALL DAY AND WAS NOW THINKING OF CHANGING HIS NUMBER............

Thursday, 26 April 2012

BREAKING.....................NEW CHARACTER ON SHOW

SAT SUPREME BRINGS YOU NEWS OF A NEW CHARACTER TO JOIN THE SHOW, POSSIBLY THIS WEEKEND, WATCH THIS SPACE.............